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General Discussion war II(winners pg. 1)

Postby Vace Cooper on Mon Nov 03, 2008 8:54 am

Ok CCers! Its another chance for you to prove that your the best discusser! I have some new and exciting prizes for this one. Im the judge, so I pick the subject and the winner. You have 24 hours. Anyone can chime in whenever.

Subject: If the subject were to be about dice, why should or shouldnt it me merged to a merged dice thread.

Ready.. Set.. DISCUSS!
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Re: General Discussion war II

Postby pimpdave on Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:05 am

EXCUSE ME SIR.

The D-Word is a four letter word. Won't someone PLEASE think of the children?! (Since, apparently, you just like to cuss all up and down all over the forums)

Please take your potty mouth and go to NYB where you belong. Or, just merge this foul language thread into the other one, about how crazy anyone would have to be to use something so profane as the D-Word.
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Re: General Discussion war II

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:17 am

I this thread were about dice then it would probably go something like this:

Dude: Yo these dice are well not cool mate, I once attacked 3 into 3 and got my arse totally fucking handed to me man these fucking dice are broken as hell. There is lyke no wai that you should eva lose ALL 3 of your guys against three other guys, it's just not like it is in real life. These dice are totally broke, let'z get sum gnu ones immediately!
Other Dude: f*ck You N00bzilla!!!! Go reed teh otha threadz about diz shit! The dice are fucking cool man
Dude: But I lost two guys!
Xtrabasco: Go and play dice in real life where the dice are not sticky and you will never roll 16 and lose against one
Troll: Screw you wankface! You can't roll 16 fucking dice because you can only attack with three!!!! Also, your dice at home in real life are sticky because you jizzed all over them you filthy pervert
DaGip: I just herd teh erfqwaykes!!! Attention plz.
Dude: So we has new dice nao ryte? I am rolled them and they lost 3v3 agayn. That has happened twyce now and itwould never happen even once if I waz playing solitaire risks in my bedroom at home.
Mathdweeb: 0001110101010111010101010101010011011001001010100010100011
Translator: What he just did was mathematic proof that the dice are random
Angry Noob: f*ck THAT SHIT BITCH!!! PULL SOME FUCKEN RANDOM DICE OUT OF YOUR ASS AND FUCKING STOP ME LOSING AGAINST 3 DEFENDERS!!! I NEED TO GET SOME FUCKEN MOTHER CARDS LIKE A FUCKEN PRO!!!
Robinette: *Pic Here*
Nerdy Admirer of Robinette: HA HA!!! That was SO funny! Well done Robinette!! Can I grope one of your boobs now plz?
Insignificant GD Mod: This thread is going off topic, please refer to those 'D things' as 'intensity cubes' and stop talking about copping a feel of Robinette's mamary glands. Or I'll lock you all and ban you... or, at least, I'll ask Twill to. Yeah.
Malcontent: Mods are motherfucking fascists like bitches and fucking bitches!!! Revojulution!
N0rse Mu1ti: Hitler is my father! Kill more Juden!
None forum-going high-scorer: Actually, I think the problem might be that you're rolling 3 v3 on the attack. The odds are stacked against you when you do that, and it's really not essential that you pull a card on your first turn. Perhaps you'd be better off stockpiling dudes and waiting for a weaker target to emerge?
Dude: Where r mai gnu dice!!? I am going to not buy a premmie if dis continues. Can-can you really live without my $20 dollars?
Malcontent: Get with the fucking times man! Lack-Hitler made it $25 so he can snort cocaine off of hookers asses in lines so long that they go all the way up their spine and onto another hooker's ass!
JohnnyRocket24: I just scored a point!!! Congratulations to me!!!
Everybody: f*ck you loser, shut your pie-hole for once in your life.
Random Mod: Seriously, pay attention to me guys. I'm going to lock this thread if you don't talk about dice... oh no, hang on... about "intensity cubes"
Sane Human Being: What kind of mouth-breathing retard came up with the name 'intensity cubes' anyway? They sound like some kind of supplementary module for a rampant-rabbit vibrator.
Twill: STOP FLAMING!!!!! I mean, erm, well I didn't, much... but whoever did might be offended by what you just said.
Malcontent: f*ck you Twill! You are the Dr Mengel of the CC Auschwitz!!!
Random Mod: Seriously though... intensity cubes please.
N00b: I just auto-attacked 5 into 9 and fucking lost in one roll!!!! How is that motherfucking possible! Fix these die-see!!!
Forum Veteran: You fix the dice retard! They're from random.com, can you put together a better system? Do you know what the f*ck you're talking about? Why do you feel compelled to pollute GD with this kind of wank anyway? Why can't you sink down into FW where the rest of your scum-feeding ilk belong?
Superfluous Mod: I told you to say INTENSITY MOTHERFUCKING QUEWBS!!!
Hasbro Lawyer: ...and lock

*Lock*



And that is why this thread should not be merged into the 'dice complaints thread' if its topic were dice/intensity-cubes. The reason? Because any conversation would be futile, circular, and utterly trite... we'd all be better off just hating each other and waiting for litigators to come and lock us down.
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Re: General Discussion war II

Postby owenshooter on Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:46 am

um... i think this contest just ended with the previous post... sigh...-0
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Re: General Discussion war II

Postby Vace Cooper on Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:51 am

Everyone still gets a trophie, and 2nd and 3rd get a cool prize too.
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Re: General Discussion war II

Postby Jeff Hardy on Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:53 am

yeah, DM wins
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Re: General Discussion war II

Postby zsp on Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:54 am

Vace Cooper wrote:Ok CCers! Its another chance for you to prove that your the best discusser!


Are you serious with this!?? I need this moved to flame wars. I NEED IT!
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Re: General Discussion war II

Postby Fruitcake on Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:54 am

Vace Cooper wrote:Everyone still gets a trophie, and 2nd and 3rd get a cool prize too.


No one ever remembers who came second. :(

A bit like the auto assault cubes, no one ever remembers when their defender cubes produced a higher number of spots than the offender cubes....that might be because they weren't there to see it of course.

Ahhh...bollox, why am I even trying, owen was right.
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Re: General Discussion war II

Postby Sentinel XIV on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:02 am

zsp wrote:
Vace Cooper wrote:Ok CCers! Its another chance for you to prove that your the best discusser!


Are you serious with this!?? I need this moved to flame wars. I NEED IT!


Take the initiative and move it to Flame Wars yourself. Take the role of "Malcontent" and get this sonovabitch moved.
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Re: General Discussion war II

Postby owenshooter on Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:18 am

Sentinel XIV wrote:Take the initiative and move it to Flame Wars yourself. Take the role of "Malcontent" and get this sonovabitch moved.

why? nobody would move with it... this is coops game, not our fault that the GD'ers kick so much mega ass!!! i doubt anyone can top that post, just classic. fruitcakes weekly roundup has just written itself.-0
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Re: General Discussion war II

Postby whitestazn88 on Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:16 pm

clearly, the dice shouldn't even be discussed.
to avoid law suits, they have been re-named assault cubes, with varying intensities ranging from 1-6.

as per the whole merging or not merging debate, the administration set in place is allowed to make decisions based on the individual case.
example: if paradice city or JR24 were to argue the randomness of the die, it is most likely that the thread won't be merged, as those in the 27 metal and giant e-peen club have rights that us regular players don't have....
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Re: General Discussion war II

Postby whitestazn88 on Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:18 pm

well f*ck me.... i should have read DM's post before i decided to open my mouth. now i know why he won GD war 1....
i'll take my plastic trophy, or a piece of shit on a stick.

be back for the next one, hopefully with a bigger e-peen to maybe tackle these titans of humor.
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Re: General Discussion war II

Postby Mr Changsha on Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:10 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:I this thread were about dice then it would probably go something like this:

Dude: Yo these dice are well not cool mate, I once attacked 3 into 3 and got my arse totally fucking handed to me man these fucking dice are broken as hell. There is lyke no wai that you should eva lose ALL 3 of your guys against three other guys, it's just not like it is in real life. These dice are totally broke, let'z get sum gnu ones immediately!
Other Dude: f*ck You N00bzilla!!!! Go reed teh otha threadz about diz shit! The dice are fucking cool man
Dude: But I lost two guys!
Xtrabasco: Go and play dice in real life where the dice are not sticky and you will never roll 16 and lose against one
Troll: Screw you wankface! You can't roll 16 fucking dice because you can only attack with three!!!! Also, your dice at home in real life are sticky because you jizzed all over them you filthy pervert
DaGip: I just herd teh erfqwaykes!!! Attention plz.
Dude: So we has new dice nao ryte? I am rolled them and they lost 3v3 agayn. That has happened twyce now and itwould never happen even once if I waz playing solitaire risks in my bedroom at home.
Mathdweeb: 0001110101010111010101010101010011011001001010100010100011
Translator: What he just did was mathematic proof that the dice are random
Angry Noob: f*ck THAT SHIT BITCH!!! PULL SOME FUCKEN RANDOM DICE OUT OF YOUR ASS AND FUCKING STOP ME LOSING AGAINST 3 DEFENDERS!!! I NEED TO GET SOME FUCKEN MOTHER CARDS LIKE A FUCKEN PRO!!!
Robinette: *Pic Here*
Nerdy Admirer of Robinette: HA HA!!! That was SO funny! Well done Robinette!! Can I grope one of your boobs now plz?
Insignificant GD Mod: This thread is going off topic, please refer to those 'D things' as 'intensity cubes' and stop talking about copping a feel of Robinette's mamary glands. Or I'll lock you all and ban you... or, at least, I'll ask Twill to. Yeah.
Malcontent: Mods are motherfucking fascists like bitches and fucking bitches!!! Revojulution!
N0rse Mu1ti: Hitler is my father! Kill more Juden!
None forum-going high-scorer: Actually, I think the problem might be that you're rolling 3 v3 on the attack. The odds are stacked against you when you do that, and it's really not essential that you pull a card on your first turn. Perhaps you'd be better off stockpiling dudes and waiting for a weaker target to emerge?
Dude: Where r mai gnu dice!!? I am going to not buy a premmie if dis continues. Can-can you really live without my $20 dollars?
Malcontent: Get with the fucking times man! Lack-Hitler made it $25 so he can snort cocaine off of hookers asses in lines so long that they go all the way up their spine and onto another hooker's ass!
JohnnyRocket24: I just scored a point!!! Congratulations to me!!!
Everybody: f*ck you loser, shut your pie-hole for once in your life.
Random Mod: Seriously, pay attention to me guys. I'm going to lock this thread if you don't talk about dice... oh no, hang on... about "intensity cubes"
Sane Human Being: What kind of mouth-breathing retard came up with the name 'intensity cubes' anyway? They sound like some kind of supplementary module for a rampant-rabbit vibrator.
Twill: STOP FLAMING!!!!! I mean, erm, well I didn't, much... but whoever did might be offended by what you just said.
Malcontent: f*ck you Twill! You are the Dr Mengel of the CC Auschwitz!!!
Random Mod: Seriously though... intensity cubes please.
N00b: I just auto-attacked 5 into 9 and fucking lost in one roll!!!! How is that motherfucking possible! Fix these die-see!!!
Forum Veteran: You fix the dice retard! They're from random.com, can you put together a better system? Do you know what the f*ck you're talking about? Why do you feel compelled to pollute GD with this kind of wank anyway? Why can't you sink down into FW where the rest of your scum-feeding ilk belong?
Superfluous Mod: I told you to say INTENSITY MOTHERFUCKING QUEWBS!!!
Hasbro Lawyer: ...and lock

*Lock*



And that is why this thread should not be merged into the 'dice complaints thread' if its topic were dice/intensity-cubes. The reason? Because any conversation would be futile, circular, and utterly trite... we'd all be better off just hating each other and waiting for litigators to come and lock us down.


I spent a whole 5 minutes trying to even respond intelligently to this last night (China time) and beyond noticing that the cocaine/hooker/arse quip might have been filched from me, I had nothing.

Maybe next time DM could be persuaded to post later and let us all have a go before he wraps it all up!
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Re: General Discussion war II

Postby Vace Cooper on Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:24 am

Times up dudes! I'll post the winners and prizes soon.
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Re: General Discussion war II

Postby Vace Cooper on Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:07 am

Wow... It was a close one guys! GDW III Comming soon

1st place: Dancing Mustard!
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2nd place: whitestazn88
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3rd place: Mr Changsha
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4th: pimpdave
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5th: Fruitcake
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6th: Owenshooer
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7th: Sentinel XIV
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8th: Jeff Hardy
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9th: zsp
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Re: General Discussion war II(winners pg. 1)

Postby Mr Changsha on Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:22 am

Yay! Third!

That beats my 5th place in the 50m butterfly I achieved at primary school!

Let me just repeat that...

Yay!
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Re: General Discussion war II(winners pg. 1)

Postby whitestazn88 on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:19 pm

second place for me... and 2 pieces of shit on a stick! this is gonna be a night to celebrate!!!!
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Re: General Discussion war II(winners pg. 1)

Postby whitestazn88 on Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:57 pm

hate to double post in the same thread twice.. but why the raft?
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Re: General Discussion war II(winners pg. 1)

Postby Vace Cooper on Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:28 am

whitestazn88 wrote:hate to double post in the same thread twice.. but why the raft?

Really? Why? Rafts kick ass... Thats why.
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Re: General Discussion war II(winners pg. 1)

Postby whitestazn88 on Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:20 am

Vace Cooper wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:hate to double post in the same thread twice.. but why the raft?

Really? Why? Rafts kick ass... Thats why.


i mean, they are pretty intense. but with no paddles, they're really nothing...
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Re: General Discussion war II(winners pg. 1)

Postby Fruitcake on Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:20 am

whitestazn88 wrote:
Vace Cooper wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:hate to double post in the same thread twice.. but why the raft?

Really? Why? Rafts kick ass... Thats why.


i mean, they are pretty intense. but with no paddles, they're really nothing...


I think you'll find they are more than nothing when finding oneself on one in the middle of the Ocean.

I will add that trophy cup to my other.
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Re: General Discussion war II(winners pg. 1)

Postby owenshooter on Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:30 am

i baked DM's prizes in a cake and smuggled them into the CC time out prison...-0
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Re: General Discussion war II(winners pg. 1)

Postby whitestazn88 on Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:46 pm

owenshooter wrote:i baked DM's prizes in a cake and smuggled them into the CC time out prison...-0


you baked a pinball machine into a cake?
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Re: General Discussion war II(winners pg. 1)

Postby Fruitcake on Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:58 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:
owenshooter wrote:i baked DM's prizes in a cake and smuggled them into the CC time out prison...-0


you baked a pinball machine into a cake?


It's made from spun sugar.
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Re: General Discussion war II

Postby Timminz on Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:14 pm

Fruitcake wrote:No one ever remembers who came second.

The ladies tend to remember.
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