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Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
Vace Cooper wrote:Ok CCers! Its another chance for you to prove that your the best discusser!
Vace Cooper wrote:Everyone still gets a trophie, and 2nd and 3rd get a cool prize too.
zsp wrote:Vace Cooper wrote:Ok CCers! Its another chance for you to prove that your the best discusser!
Are you serious with this!?? I need this moved to flame wars. I NEED IT!
Sentinel XIV wrote:Take the initiative and move it to Flame Wars yourself. Take the role of "Malcontent" and get this sonovabitch moved.
Dancing Mustard wrote:I this thread were about dice then it would probably go something like this:
Dude: Yo these dice are well not cool mate, I once attacked 3 into 3 and got my arse totally fucking handed to me man these fucking dice are broken as hell. There is lyke no wai that you should eva lose ALL 3 of your guys against three other guys, it's just not like it is in real life. These dice are totally broke, let'z get sum gnu ones immediately!
Other Dude: f*ck You N00bzilla!!!! Go reed teh otha threadz about diz shit! The dice are fucking cool man
Dude: But I lost two guys!
Xtrabasco: Go and play dice in real life where the dice are not sticky and you will never roll 16 and lose against one
Troll: Screw you wankface! You can't roll 16 fucking dice because you can only attack with three!!!! Also, your dice at home in real life are sticky because you jizzed all over them you filthy pervert
DaGip: I just herd teh erfqwaykes!!! Attention plz.
Dude: So we has new dice nao ryte? I am rolled them and they lost 3v3 agayn. That has happened twyce now and itwould never happen even once if I waz playing solitaire risks in my bedroom at home.
Mathdweeb: 0001110101010111010101010101010011011001001010100010100011
Translator: What he just did was mathematic proof that the dice are random
Angry Noob: f*ck THAT SHIT BITCH!!! PULL SOME FUCKEN RANDOM DICE OUT OF YOUR ASS AND FUCKING STOP ME LOSING AGAINST 3 DEFENDERS!!! I NEED TO GET SOME FUCKEN MOTHER CARDS LIKE A FUCKEN PRO!!!
Robinette: *Pic Here*
Nerdy Admirer of Robinette: HA HA!!! That was SO funny! Well done Robinette!! Can I grope one of your boobs now plz?
Insignificant GD Mod: This thread is going off topic, please refer to those 'D things' as 'intensity cubes' and stop talking about copping a feel of Robinette's mamary glands. Or I'll lock you all and ban you... or, at least, I'll ask Twill to. Yeah.
Malcontent: Mods are motherfucking fascists like bitches and fucking bitches!!! Revojulution!
N0rse Mu1ti: Hitler is my father! Kill more Juden!
None forum-going high-scorer: Actually, I think the problem might be that you're rolling 3 v3 on the attack. The odds are stacked against you when you do that, and it's really not essential that you pull a card on your first turn. Perhaps you'd be better off stockpiling dudes and waiting for a weaker target to emerge?
Dude: Where r mai gnu dice!!? I am going to not buy a premmie if dis continues. Can-can you really live without my $20 dollars?
Malcontent: Get with the fucking times man! Lack-Hitler made it $25 so he can snort cocaine off of hookers asses in lines so long that they go all the way up their spine and onto another hooker's ass!
JohnnyRocket24: I just scored a point!!! Congratulations to me!!!
Everybody: f*ck you loser, shut your pie-hole for once in your life.
Random Mod: Seriously, pay attention to me guys. I'm going to lock this thread if you don't talk about dice... oh no, hang on... about "intensity cubes"
Sane Human Being: What kind of mouth-breathing retard came up with the name 'intensity cubes' anyway? They sound like some kind of supplementary module for a rampant-rabbit vibrator.
Twill: STOP FLAMING!!!!! I mean, erm, well I didn't, much... but whoever did might be offended by what you just said.
Malcontent: f*ck you Twill! You are the Dr Mengel of the CC Auschwitz!!!
Random Mod: Seriously though... intensity cubes please.
N00b: I just auto-attacked 5 into 9 and fucking lost in one roll!!!! How is that motherfucking possible! Fix these die-see!!!
Forum Veteran: You fix the dice retard! They're from random.com, can you put together a better system? Do you know what the f*ck you're talking about? Why do you feel compelled to pollute GD with this kind of wank anyway? Why can't you sink down into FW where the rest of your scum-feeding ilk belong?
Superfluous Mod: I told you to say INTENSITY MOTHERFUCKING QUEWBS!!!
Hasbro Lawyer: ...and lock
*Lock*
And that is why this thread should not be merged into the 'dice complaints thread' if its topic were dice/intensity-cubes. The reason? Because any conversation would be futile, circular, and utterly trite... we'd all be better off just hating each other and waiting for litigators to come and lock us down.
whitestazn88 wrote:hate to double post in the same thread twice.. but why the raft?
Vace Cooper wrote:whitestazn88 wrote:hate to double post in the same thread twice.. but why the raft?
Really? Why? Rafts kick ass... Thats why.
whitestazn88 wrote:Vace Cooper wrote:whitestazn88 wrote:hate to double post in the same thread twice.. but why the raft?
Really? Why? Rafts kick ass... Thats why.
i mean, they are pretty intense. but with no paddles, they're really nothing...
owenshooter wrote:i baked DM's prizes in a cake and smuggled them into the CC time out prison...-0
whitestazn88 wrote:owenshooter wrote:i baked DM's prizes in a cake and smuggled them into the CC time out prison...-0
you baked a pinball machine into a cake?
Fruitcake wrote:No one ever remembers who came second.
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