A Thanksgiving Prayer

[owenshooter]

Dear Lackattack... Great Turtle in the Internets Sky, Creator of Conquer Club, provider of the Forums, leaser of the Assault Cubes, Father of Twill, leader of the Mod Squad, slayer of the great Wicked... Dear Great Lackattack, hear my humble Thanksgiving Day prayer. Please, oh please, Creator of all things Conquer Club, do not let the Forums once again die on this american day of thanks and of giving, as they previously did on our canadian neighbours holiday of thanskgiving.

Please, great Turtle... Please alllow us the pleasure of sneaking into closets, spare bedrooms, bathrooms, garages, and volunteering trips to the store and corner shop all to take our turns, check our pms, and browse the forums. Please, Lackattack, i beseech thee to allow me the one respite from my mother inlaw, calls from family, whining children, and fires in the kitchen.

Please, Oh great and powerful, lackattack, keep Conquer Club alive today. no glitches, no burps, no errors in code, no IT tech spilling coffee on your servers, just a smooth day full of turns and forum fun. Please Lackattack, hear this simple prayer from your loyal and humble premium servant, on this day of family, friends, reflection and giving of thanks. amen...-0

p.s.-if lovin' the turtle is wrong, i don't want to be right...

[kerntheconkerer]

Wow, just wow. Im helping your cause by not letting it dye (by posting)
EDIT: die

[Iron Butterfly]

Do you have any extra literature I can read at my leisure?

[fwblb]

Amen!

[Prankcall]

Well said

[mpjh]

hallelujah, brother, amen

[Robinette]

Wonderful words from the owenator... I would also like to add a few words of my own on this great----

oh oh... they're looking for me... damn it... gotta go...

[mpjh]

Get dressed before you run outside.

What am I saying -- run outside -- quick. Have someone take a picture.

[Stephan Wayne]

a bit redundant but i liked it

[Robinette]

Get dressed before you run outside.

What am I saying -- run outside -- quick. Have someone take a picture.

[Megadeth666]

[owenshooter]

over halfway there and no glitches!!! thankfully, jennifermarie knows that this is a holiday here in america and won't try to get it moved.. ahem... yes, JM, there is a seperate turkey day for canada!!-0

[whitestazn88]

I was thinking:

"over the teeth and thru the gums, look out stomach here it comes!"

is a much more appropriate thanksgiving prayer

[Stephan Wayne]

I was thinking:

"over the teeth and thru the gums, look out stomach here it comes!"

is a much more appropriate thanksgiving prayer

sometimes i think you talk for the sake of saying something or just to get your count up

[whitestazn88]

I was thinking:

"over the teeth and thru the gums, look out stomach here it comes!"

is a much more appropriate thanksgiving prayer

sometimes i think you talk for the sake of saying something or just to get your count up

which is why i'm replying to this

[Stephan Wayne]

I was thinking:

"over the teeth and thru the gums, look out stomach here it comes!"

is a much more appropriate thanksgiving prayer

sometimes i think you talk for the sake of saying something or just to get your count up

which is why i'm replying to this

well id be lying if thats not what im doing

[whitestazn88]

I was thinking:

"over the teeth and thru the gums, look out stomach here it comes!"

is a much more appropriate thanksgiving prayer

sometimes i think you talk for the sake of saying something or just to get your count up

which is why i'm replying to this

well id be lying if thats not what im doing

then let's keep this up and pray for a thanksgiving day lack of moderation when it comes to derailing threads

[Stephan Wayne]

me derail a thread never
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[Night Strike]

Great post for me to read right before midnight falls on Thanksgiving 08 my time.

[Timminz]

:lol:

Great post for me to read right before midnight falls on Thanksgiving 08 my time.

As far as turkey replacements go, I think spam is a pretty poor one.

[pimpdave]

Since it is no longer Thanksgiving, will this thread be moved?

Please don't move it. So that we may dig it back up every Thanksgiving.

[Johnny Rockets]

Just a note, anyone else think that the Bullet Proof Bandits thanksgiving themed clan sig make them look like the bastard children of the Village People?

Sport that headdress!!

JR

[Stephan Wayne]

Just a note, anyone else think that the Bullet Proof Bandits thanksgiving themed clan sig make them look like the bastard children of the Village People?

Sport that headdress!!

JR

actually i like the new sig to the blue one
for some reason it just pissed me off

[Vace Cooper]

We're back to the classic BPB signature again now. Sorry to get off subject So back on subject... I talked to my friend today, he had a tofu thanksgiving and said it sucked. what a sucker!

[Stephan Wayne]

We're back to the classic BPB signature again now. Sorry to get off subject So back on subject... I talked to my friend today, he had a tofu thanksgiving and said it sucked. what a sucker!

what a sad attempt to get this back on track
i am sorry to inform you i cant let that happed derailed it will stay