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Limericks - add one line

Postby Genghis Khant on Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:36 pm

We all know the format (I hope), so we can take one line each and put the number of that line down to keep it easy to follow.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limericks


-edit- And whoever gets the fifth line starts the next one.

I'll start us off with...

There once was a general from Persia, (1)
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Postby cowshrptrn on Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:37 pm

who like to drink lots of ambrosia. (2)
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Postby dcowboys055 on Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:38 pm

He often sat upside down, (3)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:39 pm

On his arse sat his crown (4)
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Postby everywhere116 on Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:23 pm

Now he suffers from frequent amnesia. (5)

Next one: Ther once was a man from Japan (1)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:29 pm

Who looked as weak as a lamb (2)
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Postby supercram on Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:13 am

And he squealed like a pig (3)
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Postby wicked on Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:15 am

Whilst he danced a jig 4
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Postby Genghis Khant on Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:19 am

By the way, have you met Supercram? (5)


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Postby supercram on Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:23 am

and Asia can often be hairy, (2)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:33 am

The slightest mistake (3)
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Postby Bogusbet on Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:34 am

Will get your arse raped (4)
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Postby trestain on Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:41 am

by the stache, which is really quite scary(5)

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Postby Genghis Khant on Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:12 am

Who was classed as a national exhibit (2)
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Postby michaelthefinn on Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:22 am

he went out one night (3)
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Postby XenHu on Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:15 am

and she got in a fight...




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Postby Fitz69 on Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:40 am

and is now bound to a sickbed.(5)


There was a bald swede from Stockholm...(1)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:01 pm

Who spent all his money on a comb [2]
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Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:39 pm

he liked going to strip clubs (3)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:03 pm

And drinking in pubs (4)
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Postby Lord Canti on Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:32 pm

and picking fights with his lawn gnome (5)


There once was a man who loved pie. (1)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:29 pm

With every bite, he let out a sigh. (2)
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Postby dcowboys055 on Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:32 pm

Lord Canti wrote:and picking fights with his lawn knome (5)


There once was a man who loved pie. (1)


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Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:38 pm

There once was a man who loved pie. (1)

With every bite, he let out a sigh. (2)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:49 pm

But one fateful day, [3]
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