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Postby Lt.Mustard on Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:32 pm

One night i was surfing CC (1)
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Postby Sargentgeneral on Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:46 pm

but i had to get up to go pee. (2)
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Postby Lt.Mustard on Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:53 pm

i dropped down my pants (3)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:06 pm

And gave it glance (4)
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Postby Lt.Mustard on Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:10 pm

and said "damn im as big as free willy!" (5)
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Postby Lt.Mustard on Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:49 pm

as i sat down to watch the tv (1)
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Postby Beastly on Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:58 pm

A porn show, I hoped I Would see (2)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:02 am

Two dudes were embracing (3)
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Postby The1exile on Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:27 am

My pulse started racing
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:59 am

Then I realized I just had to pee (5)





Went for a jog one day (1)
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Postby The1exile on Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:34 pm

Ended up gone the wrong way, (2)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:56 pm

Looked about for a map (3)
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Postby The1exile on Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:04 pm

Then lay down for a nap, (4)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:28 pm

Cuz I ran out of good things to say (5)





Picked up a whore in my car last night (1)
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Postby The1exile on Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:36 pm

We went home, then turned off the light (2)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:46 pm

Which room, take your pick? (3)
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Postby The1exile on Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:53 pm

Knock down the door with kcik, (4)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:55 pm

Exile, I was hoping you were gonna say something about 'her' pulling out her dick... *grin*

Anyway, I'll leave it up to someone else to finish this and start a new one...
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Postby The1exile on Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:56 pm

Yeah - actually I was considering something about a lick but then I noted the lack of a NSFW warning and thought better not ;-)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:54 pm

Picked up a whore in my car last night (1)
We went home, then turned off the light (2)
Which room, take your pick? (3)
Knock down the door with kick, (4)

And that's why her pimp wants a fight [5]





When the dice just won't go your way, [1]
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Postby Sargentgeneral on Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:24 pm

you flip out and scream, "This is gay!!" (2)
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Postby Mylittlepuddykat on Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:26 pm

You cry out in despair (3)
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Postby Genghis Khant on Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:28 pm

& tear out your hair [4]
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Postby wcaclimbing on Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:38 pm

and then you forgot to wear...
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Postby static_ice on Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:56 pm

wcaclimbing wrote:and then you forgot to wear...


a condom can be itchy
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