Job Advertisement: Fliphead Required, Please enquire within

by **Dancing Mustard** on Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:02 am

Dear all,

After the success of our recent advertisement of a similar position, a group of well-known CC forum regulars and distinguished flipheads are once again looking to recruit several additional flipheads to their ranks in order to allow them to play another one of their traditional "Fliphead Battle Royale" grudge-matches. The candidate will be required to play a single eight-player game on the World 2.1 map and to make constant and lively contributions to the game-chat (which is likely to contain adult language and abrasive juvenile humour). The ideal candidate will be a highly visible member of the forum-community and will have a strong track-record of talking smack in game-chat (as explicitly permitted by the forum guidelines). Being notorious in some way, having a talent for the kind of forum humour which we are known to be fans of (my thoughts on which are a matter of public record), and having a similar forum-history to ourselves (typically marked by forum 'vacations' and a strong record of outspoken advocacy against poor-moderation) would be a strong advantage. However, all applicants will be considered so long as they are able to demonstrate that they fit the essential criteria of enjoying playing risk, enjoying taking the new, less-useful, ratings system with a pinch of salt, and preferring to use the game-chat for talking copious amounts of smack (again, as permitted by the forum guidelines) as opposed to tediously ruminating over strategy. In addition to this, the candidate must be vaguely witty and have the ability to read and write basic English.

This advertisement will close once a sufficient number of suitable candidates are found. Please apply below.

by **xelabale** on Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:14 am

I missed the first game, in the drama of the locking I was unable to find the game. Twas a shame for verily do I like being a twat on occasion. I would, however, like to most humbly put myself forward for inclusion in this game. I believe I have all the qualities required to joing this irrepressible, illogical, irreverant and irate group of iconoclastic idiots.

But halt - I can produce more than just alliteration - why just the other day I believe I called your esteemed fellow fuckhead BK Barunt a "fucking moronic fuckwit". An easy target, gentlemen, I know, yet it still did pleaseth me so, for who here is perfect?

Sincerely,

xelabale

by **Dancing Mustard** on Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:18 am

Good to have you aboard old boy.

However, by:

xelabale wrote:I believe I called your esteemed fellow fuckhead BK Barunt a "fucking moronic fuckwit".

I am sure that you meant to say: I believe I called your esteemed fellow fliphead BK Barunt a "flipping moronic flipwit".

by **Pedronicus** on Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:11 pm

I'd like to join. Thank you in advance.

by **Skittles!** on Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:35 pm

I'd like to grovel at your feet and apply. This means that I'm ready to be beaten by a stick with adult language and pounce back with pussy remarks.

by **GENERAL STONEHAM** on Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:51 pm

Count me in, unless I have to deal with a bunch of whining cry-babies who can't deal with constructive criticism of their playing abilities.

by **Neoteny** on Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:54 pm

I don't know about being a fliphead, but I do know that I enjoy a game that encourages behavior that is not detrimental to the site or leads to flaming. This game will clearly be neither.

by **DAZMCFC** on Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:52 am

GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:Count me in, unless I have to deal with a bunch of whining cry-babies who can't deal with constructive criticism of their playing abilities.

i don't think my playing ability should come under too much critism from a Corporal 1st class. you fliphead. :roll:

by **whitestazn88** on Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:35 pm

i'd like to join.

by **GENERAL STONEHAM** on Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:30 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:Count me in, unless I have to deal with a bunch of whining cry-babies who can't deal with constructive criticism of their playing abilities.

i don't think my playing ability should come under too much critism from a Corporal 1st class. you fliphead.

speaking of cry-babies...

Here we have a over-rated player who thinks that he's some type of GOD, cause of his rank, tee-hee.

DAZMCFC reminds me of prisoners who are in protective custody in prison. They won't play in the general population, cause he would be raped of his points and precious rank by his fellow inmates.

Mmmmmm, fresh meat.

by **xelabale** on Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:57 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Good to have you aboard old boy.

However, by:
xelabale wrote:I believe I called your esteemed fellow fuckhead BK Barunt a "fucking moronic fuckwit".

I am sure that you meant to say: I believe I called your esteemed fellow fliphead BK Barunt a "flipping moronic flipwit".

In the interest of verity and accuracy I must say that my first quote had more than a hint of truth in it. However, in the interests of following the unwritten guidelines I have been unreading the last few days, I must point out that I used the term fliphead liberally when describing BK Barcant and at no point did I say fuckhead.

by **e_i_pi** on Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:23 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Dear all,

After the success of our recent advertisement of a .. <snip>.

Blah blah blah, are you gonna carry on with this much horseshit in-game? Count me in shirtlifter

by **DAZMCFC** on Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:08 am

GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
GENERAL STONEHAM wrote:Count me in, unless I have to deal with a bunch of whining cry-babies who can't deal with constructive criticism of their playing abilities.

i don't think my playing ability should come under too much critism from a Corporal 1st class. you fliphead.

speaking of cry-babies...

Here we have a over-rated player who thinks that he's some type of GOD, cause of his rank, tee-hee.

DAZMCFC reminds me of prisoners who are in protective custody in prison. They won't play in the general population, cause he would be raped of his points and precious rank by his fellow inmates.

Mmmmmm, fresh meat.

haha, most of the games i play are public. precious rank, i don't think so. i couldn't give a shit, it's just happens that i win a few to keep me up there. not ventured much higher than what i am.

by **sinctheassasin** on Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:43 pm

I would like to apply to position of fliphead. Although I don't have a big track record with you assholes, I bet I could rise to your ranks if I Also had the ability to engorge my own penis. I guess playing world 2.1 with fellow flipheads would help me relieve some steam that I'm getting from the under average performence of all of your mothers. Don't cry though, your makeup might drip and stain your pulled down thong as you masturbate.

Being a fliphead must be fun and I hopefully I will be able to join the ranks, and be among the sexually elite ( so I'm told by johnney rocket) however I regret to admit I have no intentions of joining the sorority.