pi's Viking Birthday Invasion of the Deep South! 20-15

by **nagerous** on Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:56 pm

e_i_pi wrote:Armed with his trusty moonshine flamethrower, Nagerous stormed into pi's Althing and demanded equal rights for hicks and inbreds. The bill was passed, but not after pi kindly reminded Nagerous that weapons aren't allowed in the Althing, and he would have to pay a fine of equal value to his entire property. Nagerous, satisfied that justice had been done, gave up his worldly possessions and strutted out, none-the-wiser.

The Nagerous Skirmish is over!

e_i_pi wins 2-1

Grrrrr

by **e_i_pi** on Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:26 pm

Khazalid struts up to pi and challenges him to a banjo playoff. Pi, obiously unimpressed, grabs khaz's banjo and smashes it over his knee. Khaz responds by pulling the piece of grass from between his teeth and playing it like a banjo string, causing pi to go into a frenzied uncontrollable dance. Pi eventually collapses exhausted from all the line dancing.

The Khazalid Skirmish is over!

Khazalid wins 2-1

by **khazalid** on Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:30 pm

the devil's twang they call me

by **nikola_milicki** on Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:50 am

deadliest piece of grass Ive ever seen :shock:

send me some seeds khazy

by **Bruceswar** on Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:09 am

If I was not on my self imposed ban I would gladly battle with you. If this is still open when I get back from my holiday, then prepare to die.

Good luck till then.

by **e_i_pi** on Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:46 am

*bump*

by **MudPuppy** on Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:15 pm

The only kind of pi we'll stand for in these parts is Pecan. Sir, I must ask you to get back on your ship and sail home or prepare for a good ol' Southern RAID.

by **Nola_Lifer** on Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:11 pm

SOUTH WILL RAISE AGAIN

by **redhawk92** on Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:27 pm

ill play you 1 time

by **reptile** on Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:52 am

beer-brewing empire you say? .... i will be there already waiting. For that is my homeland.

by **e_i_pi** on Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:00 am

kylegraves1 wrote:ill play you 1 time

Done! Game is being sent out now

by **cowboyz** on Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:14 am

Raid time....here come the cowboyz

by **e_i_pi** on Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:17 am

cowboyz wrote:Raid time....here come the cowboyz

Yikes! Actual combat troops.... gimme a few minutes, I'll have the games set up

by **MudPuppy** on Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:27 am

MudPuppy wrote:The only kind of pi we'll stand for in these parts is Pecan. Sir, I must ask you to get back on your ship and sail home or prepare for a good ol' Southern RAID.

You're not backin' down from my raid challenge, are ya e_i_pi?

If so, you've made a wise decision. If not, I will fight to defend Georgia's honor from your carpet baggin' horde of scavengers. General Lee may have surrendered but I most certainly did not!!! I've got my lucky dice all ready for ya:

by **e_i_pi** on Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:16 am

MudPuppy wrote:
MudPuppy wrote:The only kind of pi we'll stand for in these parts is Pecan. Sir, I must ask you to get back on your ship and sail home or prepare for a good ol' Southern RAID.
You're not backin' down from my raid challenge, are ya e_i_pi? If so, you've made a wise decision. If not, I will fight to defend Georgia's honor from your carpet baggin' horde of scavengers. General Lee may have surrendered but I most certainly did not!!! I've got my lucky dice all ready for ya:

You goddam hat wearing hick canine, I'll take you and your family on, even if I have to pry your brother from your momma's buttocks with a crowbar. 'Cept I'll be making the games tomorrow, since I'm busy with other stuff right now

by **MudPuppy** on Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:09 pm

e_i_pi wrote:...even if I have to pry your brother from your momma's buttocks with a crowbar

How dare you besmirch the reputations of my mom/aunt and brother/cousin.

Prepare for battle!!! :evil:

by **e_i_pi** on Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:44 am

kylegraves1 took a sneak peek at the new Viking weapon - women with big boobs. Unfortunately the Vikings were too busy being drunk to notice

The kylegraves1 Scout is successful!

kylegraves1 wins 1-0!

by **e_i_pi** on Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:50 am

MudPuppy, in typical arrogant yankee style, challenges pi to a game of Risk with a set of fluffy hick dice. pi starts out well, but MudPuppy unleashes his fluffy hick dog to mess up the board. pi grabs MP's surrenderin' stick, and beats the dog away, but not before MP cheats like a common scoundrel, and wins the fluffy hick Riask game!

The MudPuppy Raid is successful!

MudPuppy wins 3-2!

by **e_i_pi** on Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:11 am

Congrats to MudPuppy, khazalid, and kylegraves1, who all overcame me in their individual challenges. Poo-poos to everyone else, as I have won 20-15, and established a vast lutefisk empire in the southern states. May you eat fish cured with lye forever, with your mouth tasting like soap, and your intestines gurgling, muhahaha!!

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