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Postby onbekende on Mon Feb 05, 2007 8:36 am

Spuzzell wrote:Whatever.

The World = football fans.

The US = fat people running into each other while wearing protective cushions fans.

The rest of the world is more intelligent than you, that's why we prefer sports that involve skill rather than weight. Doesn't bother me that you can't understand it.. neither can chimps.

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Postby dcowboys055 on Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:04 am

onbekende wrote:
Spuzzell wrote:Whatever.

The World = football fans.

The US = fat people running into each other while wearing protective cushions fans.

The rest of the world is more intelligent than you, that's why we prefer sports that involve skill rather than weight. Doesn't bother me that you can't understand it.. neither can chimps.

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obviously spuzzell is quite retarded. no skill in football? have you ever actually watched a football game?
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Postby onbekende on Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:10 am

perhaps, American has it tactics, but mostly for me that seems to run eachother of the grass, and I am a peacefull minded person, so I find such a sport rather, stupid
like boxing, the joy of it completly escapes me
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Postby kcoenich on Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:19 am

I do understand it... and its a great sport. But like I“ve said in other forums, there“s absolutly no competition between the two sports, Futbol is a lot better...
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Postby Sammy gags on Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:45 pm

dcowboys055 wrote:
onbekende wrote:
Spuzzell wrote:Whatever.

The World = football fans.

The US = fat people running into each other while wearing protective cushions fans.

The rest of the world is more intelligent than you, that's why we prefer sports that involve skill rather than weight. Doesn't bother me that you can't understand it.. neither can chimps.

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obviously spuzzell is quite retarded. no skill in football? have you ever actually watched a football game?

hes just ignorant, he obviously doesnt like Americans so he hates everything that Americans do, even if he doesnt know how 2 do it
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Postby Titanic on Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:04 pm

Obviously theres skill in American Football, as in every sport, but compared to football the skill is American Football is neglible.
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Postby Sammy gags on Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:39 pm

Football is one of those sports where you can be amazing at every sport but be horrible at football. You cannot be good at it unless you study the tendencies of the other team & are at the top of your game
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Postby Titanic on Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:46 pm

Firstly, your talking about American Football, not football, so make yourself clear, cus it looks like your arguaing about agreeing with me.

Secondly, thats with every sport. You can be crap at most sports yet excel at other sports because you naturally have the required skills for that game. I'm brilliant at badminton, but average at most other sports, apart from football which I'm good at but thats because I play it 4/5 times a week.
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Postby Sammy gags on Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:49 pm

the average athlete has to work harder to play American Football than any other general sport (soccer, basketball, etc)
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:52 pm

Sammy gags wrote:the average athlete has to work harder to play American Football than any other general sport (soccer, basketball, etc)


Very gross generalization... It depends on the position of the player... A linebacker just has to get fat and hit people... They aren't out there running laps all too often...

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Postby Titanic on Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:16 pm

American Footballers dont have to work hard. They get a 2 minute rest after every time they throw a ball or run a few metres. How is it possible to get tired, or to have to work hard??? Look at Fabregas or someone like him and you will see someone working hard. Most midfielders run a few miles per match, and he does much more then average.
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Postby Sammy gags on Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:34 pm

Football is not only physical, but it is even more mental. You need to memorize the names of the holes (which change every quarter), the audibles, the formations, the plays, the numbers of the positions, & you need to know the tendancies of your oponent. The 1st practice of each week the coach gives us a sheet with plays that the other team has been successful on along with a bunch of notes & a dvd of a couple of their last games. We have to take that home & do some homework after a 4 hour practice.
...& judging by your statement Titanic, I can tell that you have never given your legs a full workout. I would rather sprint back & forth up a football field than run across half of it with 300 lb men trying to block you
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Postby Jamie on Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:04 pm

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Postby johnnyrotten on Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:15 pm

Jamie wrote:Only rule here is You can't call soccer football, cause football is played by real men in the US, not Euro pansy soccer trash. GO BEARS in Superbowl XLI.


Soccer is a slow, boring, pointless game. 1-0 is a blowout, that just says it all. Maybe soccer players could use their hands if they weren't so sore and mangled from jacking off all the time, cause god knows with their ugly mugs, they can't get women.

Oh f*ck off you stupid fucking American. Who likes American football apart from Americans? No-one, that's why 'soccer' is called football everywhere else in the world.

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Postby The Weird One on Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:02 pm

my opinion of sports in general is that they're boring as hell to watch, but they can be fun to actually play in.
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:04 pm

We don't have a national team.
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:44 pm

Your making it hard to be proud to be american jamie you disgracing f*ck
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:57 pm

I am sorry, but American football, is not a game, its a fucking suicide. People that play it, got IQ less then a gorilla, since they have to bump their head into everything that comes their way. All you have to do to be a good football player is muscles and be able to run ten yards, and thats the maximum requirements for any position in that game ( except QB, i believe you gotta have great skill in order to be a good quarterback)
Soccer, on the other hand, requires skill, agility, and endurance. Soccer players are in constant movement during the game, and they have to run back and forth, especially midfield's. Soccer, is a worldwide sport, while American football is something you dumbfucks created to stand out. Well congrats, each time a game is played, America's overall intelligence falls down even more, while "mass per person ratio" increases.
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Postby Iliad on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:07 pm

Jamie doesn't everyone hate you enough as it is?

Soccer is a great sport the reason you hate it is probably you don't even have the endurance to run around for 90 minutes without stoppping every 30 seconds.
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:10 pm

Soccer is a terrible sport. :P Boring to play, boring to watch. Probably my least favorite.
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Postby Napoleon Ier on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:12 pm

Fircoal wrote:Soccer is a terrible sport. :P Boring to play, boring to watch. Probably my least favorite.


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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:50 pm

SOCCER'S GAY! ugh i hate it when people say soccer is hard shit...you kick a fucking ball.
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:52 pm

Fircoal wrote:Soccer is a terrible sport. :P Boring to play, boring to watch. Probably my least favorite.


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Postby Iliad on Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:54 pm

Fircoal wrote:Soccer is a terrible sport. :P Boring to play, boring to watch. Probably my least favorite.
anything that doesn't include pikachus is boring to watch for you
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Postby 0ojakeo0 on Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:01 pm

ParadiceCity9 wrote:SOCCER'S GAY! ugh i hate it when people say soccer is hard shit...you kick a fucking ball.
and in american football you reach under guys asses , reach for whatever you can and try to strip balls.not to mention it takes 4 hours and has commercials every 5 min. i mean i like it but nothing on soccer
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