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Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby Symmetry on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:04 pm

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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby bedub1 on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:07 pm

bagpipes. playing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"
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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:08 pm

Peter Sellers had The Laughing Policeman...
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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:08 pm

Elvis Presley - Return To Sender
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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby Woodruff on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:10 pm

The United States Air Force Song
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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby Symmetry on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:11 pm

Woodruff wrote:The United States Air Force Song


Is that seriously the name?
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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby Woodruff on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:13 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Woodruff wrote:The United States Air Force Song


Is that seriously the name?


Yeah...pretty fucking original, eh? <laughing>
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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby Symmetry on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:14 pm

Woodruff wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Woodruff wrote:The United States Air Force Song


Is that seriously the name?


Yeah...pretty fucking original, eh? <laughing>


It is what it is says it is. I like that.
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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby jay_a2j on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:16 pm

The same song that played at my father's funeral while a slide show of his life was shown.


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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:16 pm

I was thinking about this too.

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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby bedub1 on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:17 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Woodruff wrote:The United States Air Force Song


Is that seriously the name?


Yeah...pretty fucking original, eh? <laughing>


It is what it is says it is. I like that.

I'd rather have taps than that....but played on the bagpipes...i just love the bagpipes. Especially when played live, in a massive canyon....thats where they really get their sound....
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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:21 pm

THIS

Yea, dough I an' I walk tru de valley o' shadow of death, I an' I will fear no evil.
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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby army of nobunaga on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:22 pm

I want my corpse strapped to a GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast bomb (mother of all bombs) with a ipod hooked up to bose aint no sunshine by dmx.

Then I would like to be dropped on a particular bank/house/hq of some bad guys in Ciudad del Este ,Paraguay
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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby Woodruff on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:23 pm

bedub1 wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Woodruff wrote:The United States Air Force Song


Is that seriously the name?


Yeah...pretty fucking original, eh? <laughing>


It is what it is says it is. I like that.

I'd rather have taps than that....but played on the bagpipes...i just love the bagpipes. Especially when played live, in a massive canyon....thats where they really get their sound....


Taps is a given, since it will be a military funeral.
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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby john9blue on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:33 pm

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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby legionbuck on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:38 pm

Just 1 ??? I want more than that...Marine Corps Hymn and Dixie. Amazing grace played on bagpipes as well..
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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby Symmetry on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:42 pm

legionbuck wrote:Just 1 ??? I want more than that...Marine Corps Hymn and Dixie. Amazing grace played on bagpipes as well..


Hey- it's your funeral.
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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:44 pm

We had this playing at my grandmother's funeral a few years ago.

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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby john9blue on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:46 pm

Actually I'd rather my funeral be fun. So maybe a sort of techno rave...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9D4i3icPD8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n01oW4bMA4E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkXUFglBNCQ

etc... you get the idea.
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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby Symmetry on Tue Apr 20, 2010 5:50 pm

john9blue wrote:Actually I'd rather my funeral be fun. So maybe a sort of techno rave...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9D4i3icPD8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n01oW4bMA4E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkXUFglBNCQ

etc... you get the idea.


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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby pimpdave on Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:42 pm

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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:47 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHTNHwJaYc4

This one... ideally my wife will outlive me.
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Re: Morbid thread- the song you want played at your funeral

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:05 pm

Real motherfucking G's by Eazy E
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Postby Genghis Khant on Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:17 pm

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