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[BoganGod]

I'm looking for a major+ that thinks they can beat me on best of 5. Random 1vs1 esc, chained, foggy, auto, seq. I aim to use all my bad dice playing 1vs1, a little karma thing. 5 brave potential challengers so far. Currently the challengers are winning, I seem to sux at 1vs1 maybe because of my lack of freestyle farming experience. Ok kids bring it on. If you have the stones to try and rob points off an old pirate. Come on pussies.

pm me, or post in thread, I'm getting old so can only be battling one bitch at a time.

Record
BG vs Ryall55 4:1
BG vs Gilligan 2:3
BG vs jakewilliams 2:3
BG vs joshyboy 2:3
BG vs bruceswar 3:2

Currently I'm looking like the bitch ah well a change is as good as a holiday...

ps if you look good in leather and provide photos would be excellent

[jigger1986]

Im a bitch, whats up? Lets do this!

[Ryall55]

BoganGod vs Ryall55

Score - 0-0 (Best of 5)

Game 8988015 - (BeNeLux) -
Game 8988016 - (San Francisco) -
Game 8988017 - (Malta) -
Game 8988018 - (South America) -
Game 8988022 - (France) -

[Commander9]

The title of the thread was very promising... but the content was disappointing.

[jefjef]

Funny how a Captain is requesting Major and above opponents. Maybe the op should shout out to some cooks.

[jigger1986]

Funny how a Captain is requesting Major and above opponents. Maybe the op should shout out to some cooks.

When I replied to this thread yesterday he was a Colonel.

[VioIet]

Funny how a Captain is requesting Major and above opponents. Maybe the op should shout out to some cooks.

When I replied to this thread yesterday he was a Colonel.

I've seen him as a Brigadier before. He is quite a good player. His rank just fluctuates every now and then- as does everyone's.

[BoganGod]

BoganGod vs Ryall55

Score - 0-0 (Best of 5)

Game 8988015 - (Map) -
Game 8988016 - (Map) -
Game 8988017 - (Map) -
Game 8988018 - (Map) -
Game 8988022 - (Map) -

Thanks mate, invites accepted, and waiting 12hrs before taking my turns

[BoganGod]

Funny how a Captain is requesting Major and above opponents. Maybe the op should shout out to some cooks.

That would be farming with intent.... I'm not trying to be a freestyle field marshal with a team of cooks. Though I could offer culinary advice

[BoganGod]

The title of the thread was very promising... but the content was disappointing.

Sorry kiddo. Here you where thinking it was the new thing on CC, contact pick up personals. I can understand why you wanted to be Bogan's bitch...... Everyone does

[InsomniaRed]

Hit me up when you're back up to major at least

[JoshyBoy]

I would Bogan, but I hate seeing you cry.

[Commander9]

Sorry kiddo. Here you where thinking it was the new thing on CC, contact pick up personals. I can understand why you wanted to be Bogan's bitch...... Everyone does

I was actually hoping to pirate the pirate... But as I've said, the content was disappointing - no wenches

[anonymus]

go bogan,

i might put up a personal ad here aswell..
looking for openminded policeman/fireman/indian for casual enqounters at das schloss.. hit me up bitches you know you wants it

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[BoganGod]

so state of play, I'm looking sexy on my settings vs the challenger, he could rebound on his settings. WHO IS THE NEXT BTICH??

[Victor Sullivan]

I'm afraid this bitch ain't got the goods you're looking for

[Gilligan]

Barbossa > Your Pirate Guy

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[Victor Sullivan]

Barbossa > Your Pirate Guy

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Isn't he that bounty hunter guy from Billy & Mandy?

[BoganGod]

Well kids, currently I've won 4from5, 5th game looks like going to the challenger. So anyone meeting my needs. Please create games and invite me. Love daddy bogan

[Ace Rimmer]

I'm up for it, but need to wait until 16 May 2011 to start the games. Next week is busy, even though they're only 1v1 games.

[donkeymile]

Hey Bogan - sorry I don't qualify for the challenge, just wanted to comment on how this thread made my day!!! I love the wit ....

and @InsomniaRed .... what a coward - grow some stones dude ..... hiding under your rock afraid you'll lose to a lower rank is just yellow

[InsomniaRed]

I guess you missed the whole..you know...sarcasm part of my post. Also, I think it would be VERY hard for me to grow stones, unless you mean boobs. And I feel like small boobs are NOT a crime. So there.

[Funkyterrance]

*holds up a mirror to Bogan's face*

[donkeymile]

the stones part was metaphorical - and not intended in any way to offend those who can't literally grow them ...

and yeah ... guess I did miss the sarcasm ..... odd, usually that's my strong suit .... if I have one, and that's debateable ....

also .... I wouldn't be so quick to judge yourself, I mean small is only a matter of perspective. Maybe you should let me determine with some of my own perspective and we'll come to a conclusion on the 'crime' or lack thereof.

[Gilligan]

Damnit I should have started games when I was 78 points higher.

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