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[Victor Sullivan]

LOL !!!!!!!!!! hilarious article!!!!!!!!!!


So today, I had blood stolen from me ;( it was messed up!!!!!

What?? Do tell!


-Sully

[tdans]

physicals suck, then blood work, Vampires I tell you!! All of them!!! taking my precious blood and drinking it!! I swear I saw a blood stain on one of the nurses upper lip!!

[rdsrds2120]

physicals suck, then blood work, Vampires I tell you!! All of them!!! taking my precious blood and drinking it!! I swear I saw a blood stain on one of the nurses upper lip!!

Probably just smeared lipstick from the affair she had with the doctor. Or was it you

-rd

[trinicardinal]

physicals suck, then blood work, Vampires I tell you!! All of them!!! taking my precious blood and drinking it!! I swear I saw a blood stain on one of the nurses upper lip!!

Probably just smeared lipstick from the affair she had with the doctor. Or was it you

-rd

And here i thought it was from the punch he gave her in the face when she stuck him with the needle

[KoolBak]

Hey Dannyboy....just wait till yer my age - the required tests are a hellofalot less pleasant than blood tests Ask yo daddy ;o)

So me and the boys are packing up to go camping this weekend - I am playing my fathers day card and doing what the heck I want!.. Got the dirtbikes, guns, and other misc toys all set ;o) No one else around for miles where we go up in the foothills of Mt. Hood.

What plans you pilgrims got this weekend?

*Bartender!! Gimme another rye 'n coke!!*

[tdans]

physicals suck, then blood work, Vampires I tell you!! All of them!!! taking my precious blood and drinking it!! I swear I saw a blood stain on one of the nurses upper lip!!

Probably just smeared lipstick from the affair she had with the doctor. Or was it you

-rd

And here i thought it was from the punch he gave her in the face when she stuck him with the needle

I aint sayin if it was me!!!!!!

ohhh I don't punch ladies I caress them lovingly :O

[rdsrds2120]

KoolBak, while at the dentist today, they were holding a raffle for winning a camping set (tent, cooler, smores stuff, small grill) and I thought about going camping sometime. We have a good deal of parks/wilderness around here, too.

So, I don't know what to order. I'm hungry, any suggestions?

-rd

[Fircoal]

Get the grilled Squirrel. He makes for a good meal.

[whitestazn88]

whitestazn88 enters through the front entrance of the restaurant, and upon seeing a group of fellow conquerclub members, walks to the table.

"Mind if I sit down guys?"

before they can even respond, whitestazn88 has already called the waiter over, asked to add a chair and possibly another table to make the seating arrangement more comfortable. the waiter obliges him, as the restaurant is empty, save for this group, and the mysteriously shrouded BigBallinStalin, sitting in the corner by himself.

upon sitting down, whitestazn88 is handed a menu, to which he politely declines, instead opting for

"one sierra nevada and an order of steak frittes"

The waiter, who had to go home for an emergency, is replaced by a wonderfully charming waitress, who replies in french

[french]"no problem sir, that will be right out" [/french]

"So what's crackalackin pussies?", he says to the group after his order is placed.

[KoolBak]

Lot 'o she-ite be crackin.......ouch.

Free camping gear is always sweet ;o)

I suggest the Hawaiian local boy special; Local pulled pork, fresh Kimchee, some Ahi poke and rice! Mmmmmmmmmm

[rdsrds2120]

whitestazn88 enters through the front entrance of the restaurant, and upon seeing a group of fellow conquerclub members, walks to the table.

"Mind if I sit down guys?"

before they can even respond, whitestazn88 has already called the waiter over, asked to add a chair and possibly another table to make the seating arrangement more comfortable. the waiter obliges him, as the restaurant is empty, save for this group, and the mysteriously shrouded BigBallinStalin, sitting in the corner by himself.

upon sitting down, whitestazn88 is handed a menu, to which he politely declines, instead opting for

"one sierra nevada and an order of steak frittes"

The waiter, who had to go home for an emergency, is replaced by a wonderfully charming waitress, who replies in french

[french]"no problem sir, that will be right out" [/french]

So what's crackalackin pussies?", he says to the group after his order is placed.

And there's whitezan, talking about how he walked in while in the third person. Weird.

-rd

[whitestazn88]

"and there's rd, completely butchering my name, as usual."

While sitting there waiting for his steak frittes, whitestazn88 thought to himself "i've had just about enough of these assholes misspelling my name, maybe i should sit in that corner table with the communist guy"

but he was much too polite, so instead, he just drank his beer, then ordered another, along with two jagerbombs. it was time to rage.

[rdsrds2120]

I'll just leave that one alone

Kindle or Nook, I'm getting one of them, any ideas?

-rd

[whitestazn88]

I'll just leave that one alone

Kindle or Nook, I'm getting one of them, any ideas?

-rd

GPS, everyone is raving about the Nook, but I'm more for the Kindle. Amazon is a corporate machine, and soon they'll be sending a robot from the future to kill john connor.

[tdans]

Hey guys, so I am wanting to go shoot some stuff, Wanna join me? '

[Army of GOD]

Who farted? It smells like death.

[tdans]

Who farted? It smells like death.

AOG!!! He who smelt it dealt it!!!!!!

[rdsrds2120]

Who farted? It smells like death.

AOG!!! He who smelt it dealt it!!!!!!

He who denied it supplied it.

-rd

[Evil Semp]

Uncle Sully can I have some ice cream?

[BigBallinStalin]

Guys, I really have to poop, but BigBallin is on my right and we all know he's too fat to scooch back, and saxi's on my left but I don't think he trusts me to go behind him.

Talk about a pickle.

[rdsrds2120]

Ugh, power went out here and I missed some turns. That's a bummer.

BBS, that's hot.

-rd

[Victor Sullivan]

Uncle Sully can I have some ice cream?

Finish your green beans, then we'll talk.

-Sully

[Dukasaur]

What's all this talk about dessert? I didn't even get my soup yet.

So anybody got some change for the jukebox?

[rdsrds2120]

What's all this talk about dessert? I didn't even get my soup yet.

So anybody got some change for the jukebox?

Sure do, someone pick a song.

-rd

[Dukasaur]

What's all this talk about dessert? I didn't even get my soup yet.

So anybody got some change for the jukebox?

Sure do, someone pick a song.

-rd

Play that one that goes...
"Oh Lord, won't you buy me a colour TV...
Dialing for Dollars is tryin' to reach me...
I'll wait for delivery each day until three..."