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Missionaries of social flatulence(social, but barely)

Postby BoganGod on Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:11 am

Want to shoot the breeze in a small room filled with fetid stench. Feel like been patronised, and patronising others in return. Want to learn more about the ancient art of verbal flatus as practiced by tv evangelists, snake oil salesmen of old, and modern day soap box thumpers. We can promise an environment custom built to hone your wits and assault your nostrils. What say you folks? Are you with me? Do you want to spend time debating the relative merit of those two shagalishy twins from the simpsons selma and patti? Would you like to find out more about the HR practices of the IMF? Would spending some time with a few stella members of Kort(cows are big methane producers) float your boat. Vegetarians are encouraged to apply and join, your special brand of odor production will aid in setting the right mood.

This will be a social user group for like minded individuals to discuss the business of the day/week/eons in a safe adult environment. Any ultra submissive members will be forwarded as nominees to any of the competitive clan "training" groups as prospective cannon fodder, whipping boys and/or point breaks. Please express your interest below. Thanks in advance. The one and only God of Bogan's.
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Re: Missionaries of social flatulence(social, but barely)

Postby BoganGod on Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:13 am

Group Leaders/Doormats - BoganGod, JefJef

Members
1 Bruceswar
2 MegasWoman
3 Commander9
4 loes
5 squishyg
6 Mr Changsha
7 anonymus
8 Nola_Lifer
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70% of the way there
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Re: Missionaries of social flatulence(social, but barely)

Postby Bruceswar on Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:32 am

looks interesting.. I am in
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Re: Missionaries of social flatulence(social, but barely)

Postby jefjef on Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:25 am

This looks soooo cool. You are social elites. Masters of the written word. A breathe of fresh air. You rock! I sure hope I am found worthy of being the doormat in this group.
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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Re: Missionaries of social flatulence(social, but barely)

Postby MegasWoman on Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:42 am

Only you Bogan...i'm in just to see what you come up with now!
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Re: Missionaries of social flatulence(social, but barely)

Postby Commander9 on Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:06 am

I got a feeling that this group may be a group of total nonsense. I got a feeling that there's not going to be anything productive discussed and that we're all only going to flame JefJef. I got a feeling that all members that will join will be Josko. I got that a feeling that this group is going to fail in the most flamboyant way possible.

In.
But... It was so artistically done.
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Re: Missionaries of social flatulence(social, but barely)

Postby BoganGod on Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:35 am

Commander9 wrote:I got a feeling that this group may be a group of total nonsense. I got a feeling that there's not going to be anything productive discussed and that we're all only going to flame JefJef. I got a feeling that all members that will join will be Josko. I got that a feeling that this group is going to fail in the most flamboyant way possible.

In.


Welcome to the list of founders josko.
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Re: Missionaries of social flatulence(social, but barely)

Postby loes on Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:33 am

In. Want to see were that tung is going............ ;)
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Re: Missionaries of social flatulence(social, but barely)

Postby squishyg on Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:31 pm

In, assuming that we get to act as elite as we are. As a bandit, I require a constant air of smugness and a disdain for others. Also, no fatties, right?
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Re: Missionaries of social flatulence(social, but barely)

Postby BoganGod on Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:52 am

squishyg wrote:In, assuming that we get to act as elite as we are. As a bandit, I require a constant air of smugness and a disdain for others. Also, no fatties, right?


Only emitters of elite malicious odors are admitted.
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Re: Missionaries of social flatulence(social, but barely)

Postby Nola_Lifer on Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:57 pm

BoganGod wrote:
squishyg wrote:In, assuming that we get to act as elite as we are. As a bandit, I require a constant air of smugness and a disdain for others. Also, no fatties, right?


Only emitters of elite malicious odors are admitted.


What kind of fatties do you smoke?
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Re: Missionaries of social flatulence(social, but barely)

Postby squishyg on Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:10 pm

Nola_Lifer wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
squishyg wrote:In, assuming that we get to act as elite as we are. As a bandit, I require a constant air of smugness and a disdain for others. Also, no fatties, right?


Only emitters of elite malicious odors are admitted.


What kind of fatties do you smoke?


Only the finest.
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Re: Missionaries of social flatulence(social, but barely)

Postby Mr Changsha on Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:17 am

Commander9 wrote:I got a feeling that this group may be a group of total nonsense. I got a feeling that there's not going to be anything productive discussed and that we're all only going to flame JefJef. I got a feeling that all members that will join will be Josko. I got that a feeling that this group is going to fail in the most flamboyant way possible.

In.


Oh yes, definitely.

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Re: Missionaries of social flatulence(social, but barely)

Postby anonymus on Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:37 am

i cannot see how i possibly could resist to refrain from my initial urge to refuse myself entry to this.. follow the negations and you have my answer..
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Re: Missionaries of social flatulence(social, but barely)

Postby BoganGod on Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:36 am

anonymus wrote:i cannot see how i possibly could resist to refrain from my initial urge to refuse myself entry to this.. follow the negations and you have my answer..
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We may be able to devote valuable group time to answer that question that has been vexing you for years.

"Why some otherwise delectable young uber hot men just don't look sexy in crotchless pants, and ball gags"

Give you a hint, has nothing to do with pvc or latex allergies.
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