The world is divided into two types of people...

by **Army of GOD** on Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:34 pm

...those that inb4 a lame, overused binary joke and those that are funny. No, wait, Army of GOD is BOTH of those things.

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:58 pm

john9blue wrote:the world is divided into two types of people. each of those types is divided into two types, and so on, for 33 levels of a binary search tree.

is it balanced?

by **john9blue** on Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:10 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
john9blue wrote:the world is divided into two types of people. each of those types is divided into two types, and so on, for 33 levels of a binary search tree.

is it balanced?

yup, every time someone is born or dies

by **The Bison King** on Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:17 pm

The world is divided into 2 kinds of people. Guys who watch ponies, and guys who do not watch ponies... and girls... and guys who don't know what the f*ck I'm talking about.

by **natty dread** on Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:04 pm

Depends on the definition of "2".

by **jonesthecurl** on Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:15 pm

1. you.
2. me.

by **InkL0sed** on Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:29 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:1. you.
2. me.

psh, that's basically mine

by **natty dread** on Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:55 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:1. you.
2. me.

Which one are you?

by **patrickaa317** on Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:22 pm

Those who listen

and

Those who speak

by **sam_levi_11** on Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:43 pm

Army of GOD wrote:The world is divided into two types of people: those that exist.

i found this way too funny >.<

The world is divided into two types of people: The honest, and the successful.

by **Army of GOD** on Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:47 pm

The world is divided into zero types of people: black holes.

by **InkL0sed** on Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:29 am

patrickaa317 wrote:Those who listen

and

Those who speak

Wrong. I do both.

by **natty dread** on Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:38 pm

InkL0sed wrote:
patrickaa317 wrote:Those who listen

and

Those who speak

Wrong. I do both.

Also, some do neither.

by **The Bison King** on Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:47 pm

natty_dread wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:
patrickaa317 wrote:Those who listen

and

Those who speak

Wrong. I do both.

Also, some do neither.

Hellen Keller?

by **jonesthecurl** on Sat Jul 09, 2011 1:18 pm

patrickaa317 wrote:Those who listen

and

Those who speak

Pardon?

by **waauw** on Thu Mar 26, 2015 1:45 pm

There are two kinds of people. Those who've eaten flemish carbonade and those who live their lives unfulfilled.

by **DaGip** on Thu Mar 26, 2015 6:45 pm

Two types of people:

1. The quick.

2. The dead.

by **neanderpaul14** on Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:00 pm

This is completely wrong, there are 3 types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.

by **DaGip** on Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:07 pm

neanderpaul14 wrote:This is completely wrong, there are 3 types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.

I...don't...under....stand!

by **muy_thaiguy** on Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:39 am

There are 2 types of people in the world, those that necro-bump dead threads like an a-hole, and those that respond like an a-hole.

by **notyou2** on Fri Mar 27, 2015 1:38 pm

Those that can, and those that teach.

by **lt.pie** on Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:19 pm

The world is divided into two types of people: Those that think tomato sauce is a vegetable and those that don't .

by **demonfork** on Fri Mar 27, 2015 7:25 pm

saxitoxin wrote:1. those who eat brauts

2. those who are eaten by brauts

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst!

by **neanderpaul14** on Sat Mar 28, 2015 1:27 am

lt.pie wrote:The world is divided into two types of people: Those that think tomato sauce is a vegetable and those that don't .

Oh for Christ's sake it's only a vegetable if it's Heinz Ketchup.

by **Dukasaur** on Sat Mar 28, 2015 1:35 am

neanderpaul14 wrote:
lt.pie wrote:The world is divided into two types of people: Those that think tomato sauce is a vegetable and those that don't .

Oh for Christ's sake it's only a vegetable if it's Heinz Ketchup.

There's two kinds of people in the world: those who get sucked in by name brands, and those smart enough to buy generics.