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The cricket thread!

Postby Lootifer on Wed Nov 30, 2011 7:58 pm

Some call it the most boring game on the planet.

Some call it the only true gentlemans game.

Some call it O FOR ORSUM (mainly me)!

But who cares; I've decided cricket deserves a thread of its own, esp as the summer international season is getting underway here in the southern hemisphere.

First up:

New Zealand vs. Australia Gabba Test
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2011/engine/current/match/518947.html

Aussie bowling lineup looks terribad so if our hitters are on form we could have a slight chance, still Aussies are always favourites at home, esp at Fortress GABBA!
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:01 pm

inb4 move or lock

also, the Cricket map looks like someone took a shit on my monitor.
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby Lootifer on Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:02 pm

Army of GOD wrote:inb4 move or lock

Why would they do that?
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:03 pm

Lootifer wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:inb4 move or lock

Why would they do that?


Haha whoops, I thought this was about the map.

Anyway, cricket sucks. Last year at my college these fucking indian guys always took up one of the basketball courts to play 1v1 cricket and they were annoying as f*ck.
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby Lootifer on Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:06 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
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Army of GOD wrote:inb4 move or lock

Why would they do that?


Haha whoops, I thought this was about the map.

Anyway, cricket sucks. Last year at my college these fucking indian guys always took up one of the basketball courts to play 1v1 cricket and they were annoying as f*ck.

ROFL.

That has nothing to do with cricket and everything to do with young indian males being [stereotypically] annoying as f*ck.

99% of indian dudes ive met have been awesome, but get them in a pack and lawd they f*ck me off.
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby natty dread on Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:07 pm

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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby chang50 on Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:10 am

The greatest sport of all,bar none,and England are top of the 5 day world rankings :)
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby Aradhus on Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:35 am

ah, cricket, right up there with the hiv virus and mime.

on behalf of my island i'd like to apologise. sorry world, our bad.
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby comic boy on Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:28 am

New Zealand always punch above their weight so Im hoping they will give the Aussies a tough fight ,the 20/20 circus will do them no favours though in the long run.
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby Lootifer on Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:27 pm

comic boy wrote:New Zealand always punch above their weight so Im hoping they will give the Aussies a tough fight ,the 20/20 circus will do them no favours though in the long run.

No not for our test match hopes anyway. Having such a small pool of players to draw from, and with all the hype being around 20/20 we haven't produced a genuine test match super star in many a year.

Also lol Aradhus, fair call. It's funny how cricket is so polarised, you either love it or hate it. I don't think i've ever heard someone say "oh yeh cricket, thats not a bad sport"

Most americans can't understand a sport that lasts five days and more often than not ends in a draw.
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:58 pm

Lootifer wrote:Most americans can't understand a sport that lasts five days and more often than not ends in a draw.


Only losers play games that end in draws.* Freaking British losers. GO 'MERICA!

*The popular American sports of football and hockey games can end in draws.
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby natty dread on Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:45 pm

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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby barackattack on Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:04 pm

English cricket:

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The lesson? Americans can't catch even though they use big gloves and stuff.
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:26 pm

barackattack wrote:English cricket:

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I didn't know the guy from Jurassic Park played Cricket...

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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby Symmetry on Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:33 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I didn't know the guy from Jurassic Park played Cricket...

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You know that he's English though, right?
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:58 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I didn't know the guy from Jurassic Park played Cricket...

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You know that he's English though, right?


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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby Lootifer on Tue Dec 31, 2013 11:51 pm

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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby TeeGee on Wed Jan 01, 2014 5:53 am

Lootifer wrote:http://www.espncricinfo.com/new-zealand-v-west-indies-2013-14/engine/match/661689.html

Insanity (if ur a cricket fan)


just WOW

Huge win for you guys..
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:17 pm

I thought this thread died with 2011.
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby betiko on Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:41 am

I thought cricket died in 2011
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby TeeGee on Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:59 pm

betiko wrote:I thought cricket died in 2011


that was baseball wasn't it?


And on a high note, the Aussies claim the ashes in a whitewash winning the series 5-0 vs poor old England, but in their defence, did they actually have any Englishmen in the team?
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby mrswdk on Mon Jan 06, 2014 5:40 am

Ikr. They give their kiddies nice English names but thems can't do nothing about the color of those faces.
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby Trevor33 on Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:56 am

Lootifer wrote:http://www.espncricinfo.com/new-zealand-v-west-indies-2013-14/engine/match/661689.html

Insanity (if ur a cricket fan)


Jesus, almost as good as O'Brien against England in 2011.
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Re: The cricket thread!

Postby Lootifer on Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:51 pm

trevor33 wrote:
Lootifer wrote:http://www.espncricinfo.com/new-zealand-v-west-indies-2013-14/engine/match/661689.html

Insanity (if ur a cricket fan)


Jesus, almost as good as O'Brien against England in 2011.

Haha yeah that innings was soooo good!
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