Kony 2012

[Haggis_McMutton]

Don't worry, Uganda, an army of brightly dressed white kids is here to save the day!

[oVo]

Someone could slip and fall in your splooge and accidentally impregnate themselves.
So keep your head up.

No sploogefest achieves a climax with accidental fertilization.

Kony 2012

[Symmetry]

Anyone posted Charlie Brooker on this yet? No, obviously, as I've looked through this thread and am posting mostly rhetorically, but really... I think I'm just talking to myself now. Well, maybe this is just a long rambling intro to something that, while done well, Jon Stewart could have done five times better.

[Army of GOD]

WAIT WHOS THIS KONY GUY

[Dukasaur]

Anyone posted Charlie Brooker on this yet? No, obviously, as I've looked through this thread and am posting mostly rhetorically, but really... I think I'm just talking to myself now. Well, maybe this is just a long rambling intro to something that, while done well, Jon Stewart could have done five times better.

I laughed and laughed!

Especially at the end, where he says, "Do you think Angelina Jolie is just pissed off because Kony has abducted more African children than she has?"

[Woodruff]

Wait wait wait.

When did public masturbation become illegal?

You know, Haggis, it's a matter of basic personal responsibility. Someone could slip and fall in your splooge and accidentally impregnate themselves. So grow up.

Hey, it's not my fault that there's a distinct lack of masturbatoriums in our society. A guy can only hold it in so long.

Well before you know it, it will be illegal to masturbate in the privacy of your home. This is the nature of our political "freedoms." Where did we go wrong?

If what goes on in people's bedroom is none of my business....then I should be able to red-rocket in public

That's some fascinating logic you've got going there, Phatscotty.