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If slavery was allowed.......

Postby Gillipig on Sat May 05, 2012 12:17 pm

If slavery was allowed would you want a slave? Would you prefer a human or a wookie slave? How much would you pay for a slave? And what would you use your slave for?
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Re: If slavery was allowed.......

Postby gradybridges on Sat May 05, 2012 12:20 pm

I would have a slave to take my turns when I missed them
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Postby Gillipig on Sat May 05, 2012 12:27 pm

I kinda would like a slave! Just imagine not having to cook, clean or wash. A wookie slave would be tempting as he could also serve as your bodyguard. But wookies can get pretty pissed and I wouldn't want him to rip my arms off. He'd probably not be very good at cooking or cleaning either. Also I don't know how much I'd be able to push him around, so on second thought I'd just go with a young feeble female human :twisted: !
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Postby Phatscotty on Sat May 05, 2012 11:03 pm

Might be safer to stage an event where a wookie thought it was in danger of losing it's freedom, and pre-position yourself to act as the savior, and have the wookie owe you a life debt.

I made my wookie join the Tea Party and stand outside behind a Ron Paul sign in the middle of winter and RaR at passing cars and pedestrians.

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Postby Army of GOD on Sat May 05, 2012 11:13 pm

saxi's life partner Es would be my sex slave
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Postby saxitoxin on Sun May 06, 2012 2:10 am

Army of GOD wrote:saxi's life partner Es would be my sex slave


What an easy job. She'd only have to work 30 seconds per day.
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Postby Army of GOD on Sun May 06, 2012 3:05 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:saxi's life partner Es would be my sex slave


What an easy job. She'd only have to work 30 seconds per day.


f*ck.

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Postby Gillipig on Sun May 06, 2012 3:09 am

If you could have one of the below what would you chose;
A droid, a wookie who's sworn a life debt to you or human slave?
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Postby Dukasaur on Sun May 06, 2012 5:45 am

Droid.

Wookies are fun, but once the novelty wears off you get tired of feeding them, vacuuming the furniture, unclogging the toilet, and paying restitution when they bite your neighbour's dog.
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Re: If slavery was allowed.......

Postby Gillipig on Sun May 06, 2012 10:22 am

Dukasaur wrote:Droid.

Wookies are fun, but once the novelty wears off you get tired of feeding them, vacuuming the furniture, unclogging the toilet, and paying restitution when they bite your neighbour's dog.

I see what you mean with the food issue, but there's no way I'm cleaning up after him! He'll get to vacuum and unclogg the toilet himself. As for the dog. Well he's a wookie, the dog should know better than to mess with him.
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Postby natty dread on Sun May 06, 2012 10:33 am

Gillipig wrote:on second thought I'd just go with a young feeble female human :twisted: !


Of course you would...

You're a sad excuse for a human being.
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Re: If slavery was allowed.......

Postby Gillipig on Sun May 06, 2012 12:28 pm

natty dread wrote:
Gillipig wrote:on second thought I'd just go with a young feeble female human :twisted: !


Of course you would...

You're a sad excuse for a human being.

Unlike you natty *cough*.
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Postby whitestazn88 on Sun May 06, 2012 12:38 pm

If slavery was allowed? It was, and we saw how that turned out... fucking excellent for like 200 years.
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Postby whitestazn88 on Sun May 06, 2012 12:39 pm

Therefore my answer is yes. I would have a massive tobacco plantation with one slave house filled with 50+ of Africa's finest. This all being if I weren't asian and lived in the 1800s south.
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Postby Gillipig on Sun May 06, 2012 1:17 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:If slavery was allowed? It was, and we saw how that turned out... fucking excellent for like 200 years.

Things come and go son. Slavery isn't anything unique for 18:th and 19:th century. The ancient greeks had slaves, so did the ancient egyptians a couple of thousand years earlier. And of course a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, slavery was pretty common ;).
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Postby whitestazn88 on Sun May 06, 2012 1:36 pm

Gillipig wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:If slavery was allowed? It was, and we saw how that turned out... fucking excellent for like 200 years.

Things come and go son. Slavery isn't anything unique for 18:th and 19:th century. The ancient greeks had slaves, so did the ancient egyptians a couple of thousand years earlier. And of course a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, slavery was pretty common ;).


Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that when I was making a post to show that discussing "if slavery was allowed" is moronic, because it was.
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Postby Gillipig on Sun May 06, 2012 2:13 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:If slavery was allowed? It was, and we saw how that turned out... fucking excellent for like 200 years.

Things come and go son. Slavery isn't anything unique for 18:th and 19:th century. The ancient greeks had slaves, so did the ancient egyptians a couple of thousand years earlier. And of course a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, slavery was pretty common ;).


Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that when I was making a post to show that discussing "if slavery was allowed" is moronic, because it was.

Well I hope you feel at home in the discussion then.
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Re: If slavery was allowed.......

Postby whitestazn88 on Sun May 06, 2012 8:23 pm

Reported for baiting and mild flaming
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Postby Phatscotty on Mon May 07, 2012 1:00 am

Gillipig wrote:If you could have one of the below what would you chose;
A droid, a wookie who's sworn a life debt to you or human slave?


A wookie. It can just steal a droid for me, and chiks love wookies so I would just weez the wookie's betty-nuggs
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Re: If slavery was allowed.......

Postby Gillipig on Mon May 07, 2012 1:14 am

whitestazn88 wrote:Reported for baiting and mild flaming

Be my guest son.

Phatscotty wrote:
Gillipig wrote:If you could have one of the below what would you chose;
A droid, a wookie who's sworn a life debt to you or human slave?


A wookie. It can just steal a droid for me, and chiks love wookies so I would just weez the wookie's betty-nuggs

That wrarh sound makes the chicks go crazy. (in fear)
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Re: If slavery was allowed.......

Postby whitestazn88 on Mon May 07, 2012 2:12 am

Gillipig wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:Reported for baiting and mild flaming

Be my guest son.

Phatscotty wrote:
Gillipig wrote:If you could have one of the below what would you chose;
A droid, a wookie who's sworn a life debt to you or human slave?


A wookie. It can just steal a droid for me, and chiks love wookies so I would just weez the wookie's betty-nuggs

That wrarh sound makes the chicks go crazy. (in fear)


Reporter for baiting. I won't stoop your level of insinuated insult, nor will you get a rise out of me. Please avoid further provocation and proceed with the discussion on hand in this thread. I have made my point, and have nothing else to say, yet you continue to attempt to elicit a response out of me.
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Postby Gillipig on Mon May 07, 2012 2:57 am

whitestazn88 wrote:
Gillipig wrote:
whitestazn88 wrote:Reported for baiting and mild flaming

Be my guest son.

Phatscotty wrote:
Gillipig wrote:If you could have one of the below what would you chose;
A droid, a wookie who's sworn a life debt to you or human slave?


A wookie. It can just steal a droid for me, and chiks love wookies so I would just weez the wookie's betty-nuggs

That wrarh sound makes the chicks go crazy. (in fear)


Reporter for baiting. I won't stoop your level of insinuated insult, nor will you get a rise out of me. Please avoid further provocation and proceed with the discussion on hand in this thread. I have made my point, and have nothing else to say, yet you continue to attempt to elicit a response out of me.

What planet are you from lol? If you have nothing to say then shut your yap please.
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Re: If slavery was allowed.......

Postby Gillipig on Thu May 10, 2012 4:57 pm

bump
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Re: If slavery was allowed.......

Postby natty dread on Thu May 10, 2012 7:13 pm

how the glub is this thread still unlocked
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Re: If slavery was allowed.......

Postby happy2seeyou on Thu May 10, 2012 9:40 pm

Slavery IS allowed, it's called being married. Also known as being a parent
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