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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby john9blue on Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:54 am

CTC is one of my all-time favorites.

it almost approaches the top tier of cereals (waffle crisp, rice krispies treats cereal, and a few others i can't remember)
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby natty dread on Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:26 am

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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:45 am

Army of GOD wrote:25. How scientists can also be Christians


Because Christian Science.


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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:43 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:23. Why Honey Graham Oh's are so good
24. Why everyone doesn't use some sort of grass retardant so they don't have to cut their grass every five fucking days
25. How scientists can also be Christians


Speaking of Honey Graham Oh's (is that a cereal, cuz that's where I'm going with this). Cinnamon Toast Fucking Crunch. Easily in the top 25 foods.


Best two cereals of all-time.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Lootifer on Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:46 pm

299: American Brekfast cereals; seriously: THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT!!!
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:50 pm

Lootifer wrote:299: American Brekfast cereals; seriously: THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT!!!


do you guys have Hobbit-Os?
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby john9blue on Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:53 pm

Lootifer wrote:299: American Brekfast cereals; seriously: THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT!!!


you're just jealous that we don't have to eat mutton-O's every day
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:54 pm

john9blue wrote:
Lootifer wrote:299: American Brekfast cereals; seriously: THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT!!!


you're just jealous that we don't have to eat mutton-O's every day


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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:13 pm

my mutton sense is tingling.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:47 pm

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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:56 pm

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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Lootifer on Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:11 pm

Woman are ez to understand durr:

- Everything you know about rational behaviour? Do the opposite!
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:14 pm

Lootifer wrote:Woman are ez to understand durr:

- Everything you know about rational behaviour? Do the opposite!


I was not saying I don't understand them, even if I don't. I was mocking AoG, it's mock AoG hour.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:12 pm

funnily enough, I was going to post this before I read nietzsche's post:

26. Why women suck at sports. ok, compared to other women they can be relatively good, but god damn they piss me off when they suck at playing offense in soccer.

I know I'm being extremely sexist Neoteny. This is me caring...
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby john9blue on Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:20 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I know I'm being extremely sexist Neoteny. This is me caring...


if a biology researcher can't recognize the physiological differences between men and women, then he's going to have a tough career... maybe you should give neo more credit.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Lootifer on Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:21 pm

Army of GOD wrote:funnily enough, I was going to post this before I read nietzsche's post:

26. Why women suck at sports. ok, compared to other women they can be relatively good, but god damn they piss me off when they suck at playing offense in soccer.

I know I'm being extremely sexist Neoteny. This is me caring...

The physiological differences tend to be pretty extreme in elite athletes.

What I have found with womans sport is if they have their own sport rather than one men compete in as well it makes the viewing far more entertaining.

See: Netball for example. Shits pretty awesome to watch. Sure, sure men would dominate it if they chose to play it but its kinda cool that woman have a sport that they can dominate in without being in the shadow of the mens league.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby john9blue on Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:07 pm

Lootifer wrote:The physiological differences tend to be pretty extreme in elite athletes.

What I have found with womans sport is if they have their own sport rather than one men compete in as well it makes the viewing far more entertaining.

See: Netball for example. Shits pretty awesome to watch. Sure, sure men would dominate it if they chose to play it but its kinda cool that woman have a sport that they can dominate in without being in the shadow of the mens league.


eh, i don't like this viewpoint.

what if my older sister plays netball? what if she inspires 6-year-old john to become a great netball player, before 6-year-old john realizes that men aren't supposed to play that game?

it's just as bad as the times when women weren't supposed to play baseball or basketball
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Lootifer on Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:37 pm

john9blue wrote:eh, i don't like this viewpoint.

what if my older sister plays netball? what if she inspires 6-year-old john to become a great netball player, before 6-year-old john realizes that men aren't supposed to play that game?

it's just as bad as the times when women weren't supposed to play baseball or basketball

I never said men cant or shouldnt play netball; ive played plenty of it in my time; prob one of the most fun sports to play socially.

I just like the fact that elite male athletes do not participate in Netball (through choice rather than any particular mandate or anything).
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:39 pm

The thing is, take elite male athletes from a sport like basketball or soccer, and they'll probably destroy the best women's netball team in the world.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Lootifer on Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:42 pm

Army of GOD wrote:The thing is, take elite male athletes from a sport like basketball or soccer, and they'll probably destroy the best women's netball team in the world.

Of course they would (well basketballers at least). But they dont, and i feel because they dont, it makes the womans version of the sport better than if they did.

And then you ask, well wouldnt the mens version be better to watch? And i'd prob say: nah in all likelyhood i'd get the same enjoyment out of it.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:44 pm

Women have volleyball and that really only exists so men can watch fit women wear either tights in indoor volleyball or bikinis in beach volleyball.

The WNBA is just unbearable. I gave it a chance and shut it off halfway through.

Really, the only women's sport I can watch is tennis and that's only in grand slams.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:45 pm

NEWSFLASH

Women are physically different from Men.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby huamulan on Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:08 am

I highly doubt that a group of soccer players would be able to defeat the best women's netball team in the world in a netball match.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby chang50 on Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:16 am

huamulan wrote:I highly doubt that a group of soccer players would be able to defeat the best women's netball team in the world in a netball match.


They would win easily,not because they are more skilful at netball,but because they would dominate them physically.Same for male athletes of nearly every sport.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby huamulan on Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:18 am

Netball isn't a physical game.

And soccer plays are fairly puny.
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