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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby chang50 on Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:23 am

huamulan wrote:Netball isn't a physical game.

And soccer plays are fairly puny.


Puny compared to some other male athletes...
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby huamulan on Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:27 am

American Football players are big.

American Footballers would definitely beat the world's best female ski team in a cross-country race.

inb4 'different skills required'
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby natty dread on Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:28 am

nietzsche wrote:Women are physically different from Men.


WHAT ABOUT THE TRANSSEXUALS, HUH?

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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Lootifer on Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:26 pm

chang50 wrote:
huamulan wrote:I highly doubt that a group of soccer players would be able to defeat the best women's netball team in the world in a netball match.


They would win easily,not because they are more skilful at netball,but because they would dominate them physically.Same for male athletes of nearly every sport.

Haha, might pay to watch some netball.

Top basketballers then sure, but soccer players? Not without at least a fair stretch of training.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:36 pm

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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:51 pm

Army of GOD wrote:27. How Cypress Hill could just kill a man


I think that you understand most of these, but jot them down anyway to keep this thread going.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby huamulan on Thu Jun 14, 2012 6:27 pm

I don't understand how my sister's ex-husband could let her down and desert her the way he did.

He swore he'd never say goodbye.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:03 am

I don't understand why Europeans feel qualified and justified to comment on American politics.

I don't understand why soccer players feel the need to fake injuries when they flop. The flopping is fine. No need to hold your shin in pain buddy.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:17 pm

thegreekdog wrote:I don't understand why Europeans feel qualified and justified to comment on American politics.

I don't understand why soccer players feel the need to fake injuries when they flop. The flopping is fine. No need to hold your shin in pain buddy.


They want to defend their pride by acting like they got hurt, I guess.

Flopping sucks ass though and the only (major) sports that I know it doesn't exist in are rugby, baseball, tennis and golf. It's just annoying seeing it in basketball, soccer and especially football where MOST of the guys are tough as shit but then you get that occasional Jerome Simpson being a little bitch.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:28 pm

Army of GOD wrote:MOST of the guys are tough as shit


but are they tough as pigshit?
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:38 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:MOST of the guys are tough as shit


but are they tough as pigshit?


And as thick.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:03 pm

Pigshit. It's tough. It's thick.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby natty dread on Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:58 pm

What's the deal with airline peanuts?
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby natty dread on Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:59 pm

Seriously, what's up with them?
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby huamulan on Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:33 pm

thegreekdog wrote:I don't understand why Europeans feel qualified and justified to comment on American politics.


I give you: a forum full of Americans talking shit about Greece.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:39 pm

huamulan wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:I don't understand why Europeans feel qualified and justified to comment on American politics.


I give you: a forum full of Americans talking shit about Greece.


Just one (Phatscotty). Greecepwns is Greek (although lives in the US). The rest of the commentators are Brits.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby huamulan on Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:44 pm

Fair enough. How many Europeans are on this forum commenting on America?

As a 'Greek' you ought to understand that most Europeans don't give a shit about what happens in the US of A.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby natty dread on Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:05 pm

Europeans are much more justified in being interested in US politics than the other way around. USA has such a large military presence and is so influential in world politics that whatever happens in US politics is likely to have long-reaching effects on other countries of the world.

Besides, seeing as how apparently European people can be extradited to USA to be convicted for "crimes" that are not crimes in their home countries... well, no one is safe
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby pmchugh on Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:09 pm

TGD I am sure you have posted in British political threads before.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:27 pm

pmchugh wrote:TGD I am sure you have posted in British political threads before.


I may have asked some questions. I don't know enough about British politics and I try not to pretend I know enough about the culture to feel justified in commenting. I don't care, honestly, I'm just don't understand it.

huamulan wrote:Fair enough. How many Europeans are on this forum commenting on America?

As a 'Greek' you ought to understand that most Europeans don't give a shit about what happens in the US of A.


I don't know, 10?
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby pmchugh on Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:23 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
pmchugh wrote:TGD I am sure you have posted in British political threads before.


I may have asked some questions. I don't know enough about British politics and I try not to pretend I know enough about the culture to feel justified in commenting. I don't care, honestly, I'm just don't understand it.


Fair enough.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby huamulan on Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:07 pm

natty dread sums it up. People on every continent have to live with the effects of American foreign policy. The intrusiveness of American foreign policy does, therefore, make the citizens of countries other than the USA stakeholders in American foreign policy.

e.g. If a Syrian wanted to comment on America's backing of military intervention in Syria then their input would be perfectly valid, even though said Syrian is Syrian and not American.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:10 pm

28. People who take my thread off-topic
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:20 pm

huamulan wrote:natty dread sums it up. People on every continent have to live with the effects of American foreign policy. The intrusiveness of American foreign policy does, therefore, make the citizens of countries other than the USA stakeholders in American foreign policy.

e.g. If a Syrian wanted to comment on America's backing of military intervention in Syria then their input would be perfectly valid, even though said Syrian is Syrian and not American.


So the United States intrusive foreign policy affects the UK?

In any event, it appears, at least to me, that the Britishers who comment on US politics rarely comment on foreign policy.

Anyway, sorry AoG.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby AAFitz on Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:26 pm

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