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That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:40 am

Ladies and gentlemen, another hard hitting question by BBS:

After you climax while having sexual intercourse with another person or with only yourself, describe your mental state at that moment.

There can be no poll for I cannot anticipate the experience of you fine ConquerClubbers.


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After masturbating, I feel an unnerving blankness. A feeling which is not blissful yet not negative. Dramatic? Yes. But satisfactory? Sometimes, but usually not. I do experience a sense of accomplishment, if I do say so myself; however, the root cause of this blankness is the feeling that this moment should have been shared with someone who truly deserves it. Would cumming on her titties count as such a moment? Why, yes, but only if it's voluntary. But to get straight to the matter: that sense of longing to share such a feeling is certainly the opportunity cost in its full, fleshy form.

While climaxing with a loved one of the moment or of a long duration, the feeling is heightened--of course. My altruistic capacity to experience my sensations of joy with another is achieved. Climaxing at the same time, albeit rare for me, my fellow ConquerClubbers, is extremely pleasurable, and perhaps the pinnacle of positive human emotion.

What say you, fine ladies and gentlemen of CC?
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby john9blue on Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:19 am

drunk BBS is awesome.
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby tkr4lf on Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:34 pm

john9blue wrote:drunk BBS is awesome.

Agreed.

Also, I'm going to show some rare restraint and not answer this question.
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby Woodruff on Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:55 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:After you climax while having sexual intercourse with another person or with only yourself, describe your mental state at that moment.


I'm a guy, so I fall asleep.
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby Lootifer on Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:59 pm

john9blue wrote:drunk BBS is awesome.

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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby nagerous on Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:57 am

Where is the poll?
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby nagerous on Fri Jun 29, 2012 11:58 am

Woodruff wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:After you climax while having sexual intercourse with another person or with only yourself, describe your mental state at that moment.


I'm a guy, so I fall asleep.


No stamina for an encore?
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby Woodruff on Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:33 pm

nagerous wrote:
Woodruff wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:After you climax while having sexual intercourse with another person or with only yourself, describe your mental state at that moment.


I'm a guy, so I fall asleep.


No stamina for an encore?


Absolutely, once I wake up from the nap I mentioned. <grin>
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:57 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Would cumming on her titties count as such a moment? Why, yes, but only if it's voluntary.


It's true that involuntary ejaculation can be embarrassing and humiliating, though sometimes can lighten the mood. At the funeral of Snakes McGraw I involuntarily ejaculated on Snakes' sister-in-law. Everyone laughed and it made a somber situation a bit more frivolous and fun. People were like, "Oh, Saxi! :lol:"

Another time, however, I was at a cooking class the Crab Shack was sponsoring and I involuntarily ejaculated during the clam chowder session. It was terrible, we had to throw out the whole pot. People were like, "Oh, Saxi. :| "
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:03 pm

saxitoxin wrote: It was terrible, we had to throw out the whole pot.

Why?
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:41 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Would cumming on her titties count as such a moment? Why, yes, but only if it's voluntary.


It's true that involuntary ejaculation can be embarrassing and humiliating, though sometimes can lighten the mood. At the funeral of Snakes McGraw I involuntarily ejaculated on Snakes' sister-in-law. Everyone laughed and it made a somber situation a bit more frivolous and fun. People were like, "Oh, Saxi! :lol:"

Another time, however, I was at a cooking class the Crab Shack was sponsoring and I involuntarily ejaculated during the clam chowder session. It was terrible, we had to throw out the whole pot. People were like, "Oh, Saxi. :| "


Oh, Saxi. That's not what I meant. :(
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sat Jun 30, 2012 12:59 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Would cumming on her titties count as such a moment? Why, yes, but only if it's voluntary.


It's true that involuntary ejaculation can be embarrassing and humiliating, though sometimes can lighten the mood. At the funeral of Snakes McGraw I involuntarily ejaculated on Snakes' sister-in-law. Everyone laughed and it made a somber situation a bit more frivolous and fun. People were like, "Oh, Saxi! :lol:"

Another time, however, I was at a cooking class the Crab Shack was sponsoring and I involuntarily ejaculated during the clam chowder session. It was terrible, we had to throw out the whole pot. People were like, "Oh, Saxi. :| "


Well this answers the age old question of whether saxi wears underwear with his short shorts.
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Postby saxitoxin on Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:34 pm

2dimes wrote:
saxitoxin wrote: It was terrible, we had to throw out the whole pot.

Why?


Because Stannigan was so surprised when I ejaculated into the chowder he spilled his Diet Dr. Pepper in there. Who wants clam chowder with the taste of Dr. P mixed in? YUCK.
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby xeno on Sat Aug 11, 2012 1:35 am

I feel a little fucked up from all the sweet sweet dopamine released in my brain :mrgreen:
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:43 pm

xeno wrote:I feel a little fucked up from all the sweet sweet dopamine released in my brain :mrgreen:


For some reason, after reading this, I felt that the next sentence Xeno didn't write is that he would then go to beat-up homeless people with a bit of the ol' ultra-violence.

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I don't know why I thought that. But, then ...

/ wrote:Mr. Green is literally green with envy, he smiles for you, but secretly wants you to be as miserable as he is, and is just a good enough actor to hide the fact that he killed Mr.Boddy with a wrench in the kitchen.

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... it made sense. It was the fact he ended his sentence with Mr. Green. So, kudos to / for figuring out the Mr. Green mystery. As for Xeno, we need to wrench him from the corrupting influence of Mr. Green.
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:57 pm

Since xeno is green, perhaps he can only express himself through Mr. Green?


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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:01 pm

Woodruff wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:After you climax while having sexual intercourse with another person or with only yourself, describe your mental state at that moment.


I'm a guy, so I fall asleep.


Wow, that's got the potential for some really awkward situations. Someone, hopefully not a child, discovers woodruff with his drawers around his ankles, fast asleep in front of the computer with nasty images on the screen. 8-[
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:40 pm

Oh, yeah diet Dr. Pepper would probably curdle it.
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby Maugena on Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:27 am

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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:01 pm

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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby InkL0sed on Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:42 pm

Sometimes I have really quick dreams during more powerful orgasms.
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:54 pm

Sometimes I have really long dreams during very weak orgasms.
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby nietzsche on Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:05 pm

Imagine when the technology is available that we can replicate an orgasm just by pushing a button on a device implanted in the back of our hand.

You are waiting in line at the bank and you can have multiple orgasms.
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Re: That Sexual Feeling, Whoa-oh, that Loving Feeling

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:06 pm

I once built the Millenium Falcon out of LEGO's during an orgasm.

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Postby 2dimes on Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:07 pm

What are you waiting in line for at a bank?
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