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Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:10 pm

Well the thing is "painfully truthful" is much more "nasty" than something worse that's bogus.

I was a virgin much later in life than most Canadian males. In high school at a party a fairly attractive girl called me "an alcoholic virgin" it hurt a lot because it was true. If she had called me a "syphilitic hermaphrodite" it would not have.
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Re: Come in, sit down, or lay down, your choice

Postby nietzsche on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:14 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:Oki, to backtrack a little along with nietszche:

I didn't just come out of the blue and say he was ugly, that's really not my style... I was responding to a thoughtless post he made by posing a hypothetical question and putting his statement in the light of reasonable doubt. My "nasty" comments are greatly exaggerated. Painfully truthful, maybe, but not nasty. His subsequent comments on my wall were quite nasty.
Now I have to ask the ladies and gentlemen of the jury: How could I tell that nietzsche had read my PMs if he didn't respond to them? He admits that I sent him an apologetic letter but he decided to lead me to believe that he refused my apology. This is my fault?
I reported him for something that I would have reported a stranger for, much less someone who publicly admits to not liking me. He had made no other attempt to contact me up until this reported and one other equally antagonistic wall post so I could only assume one thing: He was undeniably harassing me in a very un-cool way.
After quickly reading the dirty laundry list of nietszche's above I don't think its inaccurate except for the clarifications I made.


SO you agree you sent that apologetic pm, accepting the blame, but since I did not respond to it, you are back on saying you were not to blame to begin with? Interesting. I'm not saying my response wasn't nasty, if I remember I told you to "f*ck off" and "stop stalking me". You think I'm bothered because you say I'm ugly, that is not the point dude. I don't get angry for you saying that, because, for once sadly for you I'm not, so that has no power over me, and second that's not what it's all about.

Remember I played along when you first said I was ugly? the first, perhaps, 300 times? It was until I realized I could not get you off my back that I got uncomfortable. Made a final attempt, posted in saxi's resolution thread remember? That was me hinting "dude, back off a bit, it's starting to get creepy".

And no, you didn't out of the blue started to say I was ugly, I never said that. I've always said it was your response to my joke, like you can't handle me saying that. I even told you that you didn't know me well enough here, remember? that if you knew me you'd know I was joking all along!!!
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:27 pm

If we get a decent venue are you willing to enter "Saxi's oil wrestling resolution ring" Niets? Because I'm fairly sure it would be several times more effective than the thread. In fact I'm pretty sure Saxi and I would guarantee it.

Say... $80.60 us if you're not satisfied with the results.
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:32 pm

Oh and so you don't think this is some creepy thing Saxi and i do for kicks. You will both be fully clothed. Olympic style helmets and those candy thongs from your store.
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Postby nietzsche on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:34 pm

2dimes wrote:If we get a decent venue are you willing to enter "Saxi's oil wrestling resolution ring" Niets? Because I'm fairly sure it would be several times more effective than the thread. In fact I'm pretty sure Saxi and I would guarantee it.

Say... $80.60 us if you're not satisfied with the results.


I don't know, he might hit me on my face, that's the money maker.
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:42 pm

You can trust Uncle Saxi to run a clean event. We would probably offer FT a set amount we can't disclose to participate, since your rugged good looks and incredible mustache are not appealing to him.

He obviously would be cautious to avoid anything that could lead to harm or scarring knowing the strict clauses in his contract.
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Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:45 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Oki, to backtrack a little along with nietszche:

I didn't just come out of the blue and say he was ugly, that's really not my style... I was responding to a thoughtless post he made by posing a hypothetical question and putting his statement in the light of reasonable doubt. My "nasty" comments are greatly exaggerated. Painfully truthful, maybe, but not nasty. His subsequent comments on my wall were quite nasty.
Now I have to ask the ladies and gentlemen of the jury: How could I tell that nietzsche had read my PMs if he didn't respond to them? He admits that I sent him an apologetic letter but he decided to lead me to believe that he refused my apology. This is my fault?
I reported him for something that I would have reported a stranger for, much less someone who publicly admits to not liking me. He had made no other attempt to contact me up until this reported and one other equally antagonistic wall post so I could only assume one thing: He was undeniably harassing me in a very un-cool way.
After quickly reading the dirty laundry list of nietszche's above I don't think its inaccurate except for the clarifications I made.


SO you agree you sent that apologetic pm, accepting the blame, but since I did not respond to it, you are back on saying you were not to blame to begin with? Interesting. I'm not saying my response wasn't nasty, if I remember I told you to "f*ck off" and "stop stalking me". You think I'm bothered because you say I'm ugly, that is not the point dude. I don't get angry for you saying that, because, for once sadly for you I'm not, so that has no power over me, and second that's not what it's all about.

Remember I played along when you first said I was ugly? the first, perhaps, 300 times? It was until I realized I could not get you off my back that I got uncomfortable. Made a final attempt, posted in saxi's resolution thread remember? That was me hinting "dude, back off a bit, it's starting to get creepy".

And no, you didn't out of the blue started to say I was ugly, I never said that. I've always said it was your response to my joke, like you can't handle me saying that. I even told you that you didn't know me well enough here, remember? that if you knew me you'd know I was joking all along!!!


Actually nietszche, my opinion about who was wrong hadn't changed. I apologized as an attempt at peace and tbh nietszche, I found it rather odd that someone would still hold a grudge after I had apologized to them.
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Re: Re:

Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:46 pm

nietzsche wrote:
2dimes wrote:If we get a decent venue are you willing to enter "Saxi's oil wrestling resolution ring" Niets? Because I'm fairly sure it would be several times more effective than the thread. In fact I'm pretty sure Saxi and I would guarantee it.

Say... $80.60 us if you're not satisfied with the results.


I don't know, he might hit me on my face, that's the money maker.


I know right, Mad Magazine pays you the big bucks for their cover shots. I'll be gentle, don't worry.
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Postby Funkyterrance on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:51 pm

2dimes wrote:It's all subjective and who cares if you're ugly. You claim to be a hetrosexual. Chicks don't care. Do you think Nicolas "the basset hound" Cage is handsome. Guy's a huge movie star.


I'd do him.
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Re: Come in, sit down, or lay down, your choice

Postby nietzsche on Sun Oct 21, 2012 11:58 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Oki, to backtrack a little along with nietszche:

I didn't just come out of the blue and say he was ugly, that's really not my style... I was responding to a thoughtless post he made by posing a hypothetical question and putting his statement in the light of reasonable doubt. My "nasty" comments are greatly exaggerated. Painfully truthful, maybe, but not nasty. His subsequent comments on my wall were quite nasty.
Now I have to ask the ladies and gentlemen of the jury: How could I tell that nietzsche had read my PMs if he didn't respond to them? He admits that I sent him an apologetic letter but he decided to lead me to believe that he refused my apology. This is my fault?
I reported him for something that I would have reported a stranger for, much less someone who publicly admits to not liking me. He had made no other attempt to contact me up until this reported and one other equally antagonistic wall post so I could only assume one thing: He was undeniably harassing me in a very un-cool way.
After quickly reading the dirty laundry list of nietszche's above I don't think its inaccurate except for the clarifications I made.


SO you agree you sent that apologetic pm, accepting the blame, but since I did not respond to it, you are back on saying you were not to blame to begin with? Interesting. I'm not saying my response wasn't nasty, if I remember I told you to "f*ck off" and "stop stalking me". You think I'm bothered because you say I'm ugly, that is not the point dude. I don't get angry for you saying that, because, for once sadly for you I'm not, so that has no power over me, and second that's not what it's all about.

Remember I played along when you first said I was ugly? the first, perhaps, 300 times? It was until I realized I could not get you off my back that I got uncomfortable. Made a final attempt, posted in saxi's resolution thread remember? That was me hinting "dude, back off a bit, it's starting to get creepy".

And no, you didn't out of the blue started to say I was ugly, I never said that. I've always said it was your response to my joke, like you can't handle me saying that. I even told you that you didn't know me well enough here, remember? that if you knew me you'd know I was joking all along!!!


Actually nietszche, my opinion about who was wrong hadn't changed. I apologized as an attempt at peace and tbh nietszche, I found it rather odd that someone would still hold a grudge after I had apologized to them.


Again, I saw you sent pms, I didn't read them. I only read them after I saw your post calling me dumbshit or something related. So you can imagine how truthful your words seemed to me.
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Re: Come in, sit down, or lay down, your choice

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:01 am

nietzsche wrote:
I only read them after I saw your post calling me dumbshit or something related.


Again, really out of character for me, maybe you are thinking of someone else...
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Re: Come in, sit down, or lay down, your choice

Postby nietzsche on Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:09 am

Funkyterrance wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
I only read them after I saw your post calling me dumbshit or something related.


Again, really out of character for me, maybe you are thinking of someone else...


Funkyterrance wrote:I wish I could post the crying shit-fit that niesche plopped on my wall the day he foed me. So I ask you: What's wrong with this picture? Incidentally, 2dimes' is the only one that isn't doctored.


THat was after you saw I had "quoted" you before. So you can't say that was an innocent comment.
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Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:22 am

nietzsche wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
I only read them after I saw your post calling me dumbshit or something related.


Again, really out of character for me, maybe you are thinking of someone else...


Funkyterrance wrote:I wish I could post the crying shit-fit that niesche plopped on my wall the day he foed me. So I ask you: What's wrong with this picture? Incidentally, 2dimes' is the only one that isn't doctored.


THat was after you saw I had "quoted" you before. So you can't say that was an innocent comment.


I'm not calling you a dumbshit there, that's for sure. Unstable, maybe... I was describing your post pretty accurately imho. You did fail to mention that your deliberately doctoring a quote of mine to look like I said "I am a stupid American" was how you "quoted" me. Dirty pool to say the least. I think that my response was pretty subdued considering and it had the merit of being accurate. But I digress...
So I have to ask, once you did get my PM's why didn't you respond? This is really the ultimate question. You saw that I pmed you, decided to not answer and I, naturally, decided to accept the fact. For all I knew you were completely ignoring me so why should I give any further thought to your reactions to my posts?
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Re: Come in, sit down, or lay down, your choice

Postby nietzsche on Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:34 am

Funkyterrance wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
I only read them after I saw your post calling me dumbshit or something related.


Again, really out of character for me, maybe you are thinking of someone else...


Funkyterrance wrote:I wish I could post the crying shit-fit that niesche plopped on my wall the day he foed me. So I ask you: What's wrong with this picture? Incidentally, 2dimes' is the only one that isn't doctored.


THat was after you saw I had "quoted" you before. So you can't say that was an innocent comment.


I'm not calling you a dumbshit there, that's for sure. Unstable, maybe... I was describing your post pretty accurately imho. You did fail to mention that your deliberately doctoring a quote of mine to look like I said "I am a stupid American" was how you "quoted" me. Dirty pool to say the least. I think that my response was pretty subdued considering and it had the merit of being accurate. But I digress...
So I have to ask, once you did get my PM's why didn't you respond? This is really the ultimate question. You saw that I pmed you, decided to not answer and I, naturally, decided to accept the fact. For all I knew you were completely ignoring me so why should I give any further thought to your reactions to my posts?


Lol, that's the point of that thread, I just eliminated words in between, but those words you did say in the same paragraph. I'm sorry you didn't understand it, everyone who reads it knows you didn't actually mean to say that, it's just funny stuff. Insecure again?

And exactly my point, you re-ignited the fire right there. I ventured a guess it was going to be about those qoutes I had posted, and was right. Shows again that you care too much what others might think lol.

And I didn't read the first PM because I knew it was going to be further debate on whether you were wrong or right with your position and all that, at that point I wanted you just to go away, you hadn't been pleasant to be around why would I want to keep talking to you? I was honestly thinking that ignoring you was going to be the end of it. The second pm was days later, read the title that said I'm sorry, but ignoring you was going fine why would I want to aknowledge you again? After your post I went and read the second one first, to see if you were actually apologizing or if "i'm sorry" was only the hook to get me to read it.

Why don't you just ignore me as well? Why am I so interesting to you? Besides of course the fact that you think I'm ugly?
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:58 am

Ok boys this is going pretty good. I vote you wrap it up here.

We should meet at the spa for pedis.

Niets of course needs a half hour head start so they can apply one of those mud facial masks so we're no jealous/nauseated by his appearance which ever applies to each of us.

Conversely we can car pool provided he wears his lucha libre mask.
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Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:50 am

nietzsche wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
I only read them after I saw your post calling me dumbshit or something related.


Again, really out of character for me, maybe you are thinking of someone else...


Funkyterrance wrote:I wish I could post the crying shit-fit that niesche plopped on my wall the day he foed me. So I ask you: What's wrong with this picture? Incidentally, 2dimes' is the only one that isn't doctored.


THat was after you saw I had "quoted" you before. So you can't say that was an innocent comment.


I'm not calling you a dumbshit there, that's for sure. Unstable, maybe... I was describing your post pretty accurately imho. You did fail to mention that your deliberately doctoring a quote of mine to look like I said "I am a stupid American" was how you "quoted" me. Dirty pool to say the least. I think that my response was pretty subdued considering and it had the merit of being accurate. But I digress...
So I have to ask, once you did get my PM's why didn't you respond? This is really the ultimate question. You saw that I pmed you, decided to not answer and I, naturally, decided to accept the fact. For all I knew you were completely ignoring me so why should I give any further thought to your reactions to my posts?


Lol, that's the point of that thread, I just eliminated words in between, but those words you did say in the same paragraph. I'm sorry you didn't understand it, everyone who reads it knows you didn't actually mean to say that, it's just funny stuff. Insecure again?

And exactly my point, you re-ignited the fire right there. I ventured a guess it was going to be about those qoutes I had posted, and was right. Shows again that you care too much what others might think lol.

And I didn't read the first PM because I knew it was going to be further debate on whether you were wrong or right with your position and all that, at that point I wanted you just to go away, you hadn't been pleasant to be around why would I want to keep talking to you? I was honestly thinking that ignoring you was going to be the end of it. The second pm was days later, read the title that said I'm sorry, but ignoring you was going fine why would I want to aknowledge you again? After your post I went and read the second one first, to see if you were actually apologizing or if "i'm sorry" was only the hook to get me to read it.

Why don't you just ignore me as well? Why am I so interesting to you? Besides of course the fact that you think I'm ugly?


Ok, dimes, I just gotta say a couple words to clarify before I bow out...


I responded to a doctored quote with an actual reference to what someone wrote on my wall. Who reignited who?
I won't foe you because I, for one, like to see the whole conversation in a thread, regardless of how "annoying" those involved are. This is just the way I prefer it. I mean, I don't have someone go over my newspaper with a black magic marker before I read it.
Tbh you're no more interesting to me than anyone else on the forums, you just seem to post an inordinate amount of what I consider drivel. I don't think this is an insult since you seem to do it intentionally. I respond to these sorts of posts/threads all in the same manner, regardless of the poster. What may be perceived by you as stalking is just me responding to something regularly and accordingly.
So to re-cap your last post, you are fine ignoring someone's PM to you as long as that person is "out of your hair". You make an inflammatory and inaccurate post about said person, they make an accurate post about you and therefore annoy you again so you read their PM and it turns out to be an apology but you continue to ignore them anyway. Am I missing the moral of the story? Where's the beef?
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Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:52 am

2dimes wrote:Ok boys this is going pretty good. I vote you wrap it up here.

We should meet at the spa for pedis.

Niets of course needs a half hour head start so they can apply one of those mud facial masks so we're no jealous/nauseated by his appearance which ever applies to each of us.

Conversely we can car pool provided he wears his lucha libre mask.


Mask, no mask, makes no difference to me. I never said I had anything against ugly people.
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Postby 2dimes on Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:27 am

Have you no feelings? Show some consideration for the patrons of the spa who may not be able to fully relax whilst aroused, projectile vomiting or both.
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