All About Yoshi

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Yoshi: Yoshi is a mentally retarded prehistoric dinosaur who constently shouts his own name. He has many brothers and sisters whos only difference is the color of its skin. Not even Mario knows where all these Yoshis come from. He has been friends with Mario since the early 90's and is currently dating Birdo. UPDATE: As of August 13th 2009, Birdo has been declared missing by the MKPD and Yoshi has been seen with Paris Hilton at local night clubs.

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