http://thehill.com/blogs/defcon-hill/pr ... death-star
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petiti ... 6/wlfKzFkN
“Those who sign here petition the United States government to secure funding and resources, and begin construction on a Death Star by 2016,” the petition reads.
“By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense.”
Among the signers:
- Jarjar B from an undisclosed location (presumably Naboo)
- Luke S from an undisclosed location (presumably Tatooine)
- Emperor P from Adams, Massachusetts (apparently he escaped the second Death Star)
- Darth V from Canyon Country, Califorinia (his death was a ruse!)
