Shit you just heard...

by **Phatscotty** on Sat Dec 08, 2012 6:24 pm

Why come yall Sprite button ain't don't work?

Dissatisfied Super America customer

by **Funkyterrance** on Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:16 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
Why come yall Sprite button ain't don't work?

Dissatisfied Super America customer

Watch what you're saying about my mother there, buddy. :evil:

by **Lootifer** on Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:06 pm

Is this meant to be one of those thread that go on forever like the gear grinding thread and the non-context quotes one?

If so:

....

um

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Nah I got nothing. Soz bro.

by **Phatscotty** on Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:07 pm

It will happen...

by **CreepersWiener** on Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:09 pm

I heard Republicans are increasingly turning towards homosexuality as a way to cope with liberal commies continually winning elections...I just heard that shit!

by **Lootifer** on Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:12 pm

I just heard that one of my workmates will happily format and tidy up the report I just wrote, 'cause hes a good basterd. Yusssss!

by **Phatscotty** on Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:13 pm

Lootifer wrote:I just heard that one of my workmates will happily format and tidy up the report I just wrote, 'cause hes a good basterd. Yusssss!

Okay we are looking for outrageousity and humor here.... keep trying!

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:44 pm

I just heard Scotty invented the word "outrageousity".

by **squishyg** on Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:48 pm

Something about right to work...

by **Neoteny** on Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:36 pm

Phatscotty wrote:
Why come yall Sprite button ain't don't work?

Dissatisfied Super America customer

I used to work at a theater complex and would sometimes get some sort of variation of "I can u' da phone" late on Fridays and Saturdays. Being a bored teenager, I usually picked back. It's not even a question, which was probably the most irritating thing. But whatever. The flip side of that sort of exchange was that one kid told me, about his sister, "She has an attidutional problem," which is a phrase I try to incorporate into conversation to this day, almost a decade later.

EDIT: To be fair, people with a decent grasp of the English language are probably fretting over my writing as much as I did over these kids' speech. Look at those commas. Ugh. At least the kids, when you harassed them about it enough, actually knew how to put a sentence together. They would eventually ask "Can I use the phone?" and then I'm sure tell all their friends that the kid at the desk is a massive swinging dick.

by **Symmetry** on Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:41 pm

Neoteny wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
Why come yall Sprite button ain't don't work?

Dissatisfied Super America customer

I used to work at a theater complex and would sometimes get some sort of variation of "I can u' da phone" late on Fridays and Saturdays. Being a bored teenager, I usually picked back. It's not even a question, which was probably the most irritating thing. But whatever. The flip side of that sort of exchange was that one kid told me, about his sister, "She has an attidutional problem," which is a phrase I try to incorporate into conversation to this day, almost a decade later.

Maybe that kid was also trying to work it into conversation as often a possible having heard it somewhere else. It could be a linguistic virus.

by **Neoteny** on Tue Dec 11, 2012 2:45 pm

I'm cool with that.

by **pimpdave** on Tue Dec 11, 2012 4:14 pm

Oh boy, here we go again. Another thread talking about how much conservatives hate America... It's a shame you guys can't stop trying to ruin the place and just get with the program. You're not in charge. Liberals are! MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I mean, God bless America.

by **x-raider** on Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:20 pm

Symmetry wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
Phatscotty wrote:
Why come yall Sprite button ain't don't work?

Dissatisfied Super America customer

I used to work at a theater complex and would sometimes get some sort of variation of "I can u' da phone" late on Fridays and Saturdays. Being a bored teenager, I usually picked back. It's not even a question, which was probably the most irritating thing. But whatever. The flip side of that sort of exchange was that one kid told me, about his sister, "She has an attidutional problem," which is a phrase I try to incorporate into conversation to this day, almost a decade later.

Maybe that kid was also trying to work it into conversation as often a possible having heard it somewhere else. It could be a linguistic virus.

Yes! Oh, Yes!