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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Dec 17, 2012 12:58 am

How big is saxi's penis?
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby Symmetry on Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:00 am

Army of GOD wrote:How big is saxi's penis?


About yay big.

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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby GreecePwns on Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:18 am

/ wrote:Is it OK to wear a dollar-store musical Christmas tie to a restaurant?


If the tie lights up and plays music, yes.
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby / on Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:19 am

Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:How big is saxi's penis?


About yay big.

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How big is enough to make symmetry say "yay" while measuring it?
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby Baron Von PWN on Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:51 am

Walking down the street you find a suitcase apparently abandoned. There is no one in sight the street is completely deserted. You pick up the suitcase and notice it's quite heavy. Curious you open it to see what is in side. Inside is 500 thousand dollars and a pound of cocaine. What do you do?
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby GreecePwns on Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:40 am

This is an easy one.
Baron Von PWN wrote:Walking down the street you find a suitcase apparently abandoned. There is no one in sight the street is completely deserted. You pick up the suitcase and notice it's quite heavy. Curious you open it to see what is in side. Inside is 500 thousand dollars and a pound of cocaine. What do you do?


Cocaine.
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby x-raider on Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:46 am

GreecePwns wrote:This is an easy one.
Baron Von PWN wrote:Walking down the street you find a suitcase apparently abandoned. There is no one in sight the street is completely deserted. You pick up the suitcase and notice it's quite heavy. Curious you open it to see what is in side. Inside is 500 thousand dollars and a pound of cocaine. What do you do?


Cocaine.


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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby GreecePwns on Mon Dec 17, 2012 4:18 am

x-raider wrote:Where on earth is Sully?

AoG sent him back to the joke drawing board.
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby Lootifer on Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:04 pm

/ wrote:
Symmetry wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:How big is saxi's penis?


About yay big.

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How big is enough to make symmetry say "yay" while measuring it?

Somewhere between "sausage in a hallway" and "needs to resort to sidestroke to touch the sides"

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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby betiko on Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:48 pm

Is it true every that every time you press the cross walk button it cost the government four cents?
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby x-raider on Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:52 pm

What is Your favourite way for the world to end ?

A box without hinges, key or lid. Yet golden treasure inside is hid. What is it?
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby notyou2 on Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:12 pm

Will you please define "liberal"?
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby Lootifer on Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:28 pm

betiko wrote:Is it true every that every time you press the cross walk button it cost the government four cents?

Its actually 11 cents and it goes into the anti-free-market funding authority.
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby Lootifer on Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:30 pm

x-raider wrote:What is Your favourite way for the world to end ?

A box without hinges, key or lid. Yet golden treasure inside is hid. What is it?

Def grey goo, and I dunno, an orange?
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby Lootifer on Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:31 pm

notyou2 wrote:Will you please define "liberal"?

Ill just don my phatsco hat...

Ahem...

Someone who wants to f*ck you in the butt, both metaphorically thru the government, and, well, literally.
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby john9blue on Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:39 pm

has this question not been answered?
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby x-raider on Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:40 pm

Lootifer wrote:
x-raider wrote:What is Your favourite way for the world to end ?

A box without hinges, key or lid. Yet golden treasure inside is hid. What is it?

Def grey goo, and I dunno, an orange?


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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby Funkyterrance on Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:42 pm

Army of GOD wrote:How big is saxi's penis?


As if you didn't know...




Why is saxi so skilled at interior decorating?
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby betiko on Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:03 pm

by how many degrees would the earth's axis deviate if the moon disapears and what would be the direct consequences on our planet's surface?
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby x-raider on Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:19 pm

On a scale from 1 to 10 how would you rate: xkcd ?
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby GreecePwns on Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:21 pm

betiko wrote:by how many degrees would the earth's axis deviate if the moon disapears and what would be the direct consequences on our planet's surface?


According to Universe Sandbox (got it for free from a friend), not at all.
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby john9blue on Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:35 pm

which of the other two subjects of this thread would you have sexual relations with?
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby Lootifer on Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:21 pm

john9blue wrote:which of the other two subjects of this thread would you have sexual relations with?

GP would be a careful and considerate lover where as I suspect PS would be rough and rugged.

Therefore PS, obviously
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby betiko on Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:53 am

GreecePwns wrote:
betiko wrote:by how many degrees would the earth's axis deviate if the moon disapears and what would be the direct consequences on our planet's surface?


According to Universe Sandbox (got it for free from a friend), not at all.


the correct answer was around 60°. the moon makes the earth stay on a pretty stable axis. This axis change would cause great variations of temerature on the globe on all it's surface, like it's currently happening on planets such as mars. I'm disapointed by your universe sandbox.
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Re: Ask GreecePWNS, Lootifer or PhatScotty a Question

Postby x-raider on Tue Dec 18, 2012 1:15 am

betiko wrote:
GreecePwns wrote:
betiko wrote:by how many degrees would the earth's axis deviate if the moon disapears and what would be the direct consequences on our planet's surface?


According to Universe Sandbox (got it for free from a friend), not at all.


the correct answer was around 60°. the moon makes the earth stay on a pretty stable axis. This axis change would cause great variations of temerature on the globe on all it's surface, like it's currently happening on planets such as mars. I'm disapointed by your universe sandbox.


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