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Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby CreepersWiener on Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:40 am

Just another crazy flippin' American! We must be considered the craziest nation on the face of the planet! Seriously!

Only in America would you WANT to murder an innocent Muslim and then...Ooops...it was a Sikh or a Hindu or a Buddhist monk! OMG! Somebody kill us! PLEASE!



We deserve to be overrun by Aliens and every single one of her citizens waterboarded into eternity!

Why are Americans crazy!

If there is a God...please HELP US!

Amen.
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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby chang50 on Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:11 am

You obviously just don't understand freedom...
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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby tzor on Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:12 pm

CreepersWiener wrote:Only in America would you WANT to murder an innocent Muslim and then...Ooops...it was a Sikh or a Hindu or a Buddhist monk! OMG! Somebody kill us! PLEASE!


I'm sorry, that is not true. Numb-nuts who attack a person from group A because they hate group B are not confined to the United States. I'm just too lazy to dig up an example.
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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:16 pm

I've personally never met an American that was a Crazy Thread.

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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby tzor on Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:27 pm

On the other hand, I have met Americans that can spin some crazy yarns.
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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:06 pm

Knot all of them.
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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby HapSmo19 on Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:58 pm

Frayed knot.
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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby CreepersWiener on Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:43 pm

Knot in this THREAD!
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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:55 pm

Quit trying to string unrelated puns together.

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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:32 am

I am in a cord with you.
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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby rdsrds2120 on Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:07 am

I hate to knit-pick, but yours is smothering me.

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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby GabonX on Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:08 am

Knot this thread
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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby CreepersWiener on Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:09 pm

That's a hell of a yarn!
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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby rdsrds2120 on Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:07 am

Oh, and about Americans being crazy -- try to detract from blanket statements.

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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:04 am

tzor wrote:
CreepersWiener wrote:Only in America would you WANT to murder an innocent Muslim and then...Ooops...it was a Sikh or a Hindu or a Buddhist monk! OMG! Somebody kill us! PLEASE!


I'm sorry, that is not true. Numb-nuts who attack a person from group A because they hate group B are not confined to the United States. I'm just too lazy to dig up an example.


Some Greeks and some Albanians.
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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby stahrgazer on Sun Jan 06, 2013 3:25 am

Funkyterrance wrote:
tzor wrote:
CreepersWiener wrote:Only in America would you WANT to murder an innocent Muslim and then...Ooops...it was a Sikh or a Hindu or a Buddhist monk! OMG! Somebody kill us! PLEASE!


I'm sorry, that is not true. Numb-nuts who attack a person from group A because they hate group B are not confined to the United States. I'm just too lazy to dig up an example.


Some Greeks and some Albanians.


Or, Palestinians/Israelis/Arabs.
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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:54 pm

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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby CreepersWiener on Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:32 am

stahrgazer wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
tzor wrote:
CreepersWiener wrote:Only in America would you WANT to murder an innocent Muslim and then...Ooops...it was a Sikh or a Hindu or a Buddhist monk! OMG! Somebody kill us! PLEASE!


I'm sorry, that is not true. Numb-nuts who attack a person from group A because they hate group B are not confined to the United States. I'm just too lazy to dig up an example.


Some Greeks and some Albanians.


Or, Palestinians/Israelis/Arabs.


Yes, but Palestinians KNOW they are killing Israelis and vice versa. An innocent Sikh working at a Seven Eleven gets blown away because the stupid, CRAZY American redneck thinks he is a Muslim because he wears a turban!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_ ... ingh_Sodhi

Americans are an ignorant and blood thirsty lot!
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Re: Americans Are Crazy Thread

Postby Gillipig on Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:31 am

rdsrds2120 wrote:I've personally never met an American that was a Crazy Thread.

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