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Postby CreepersWiener on Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:10 pm

Mexican Papaya...the BEST!
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Postby Phatscotty on Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:28 pm

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Postby NoSurvivors on Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:33 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVH5sKUlPg
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Postby ManBungalow on Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:47 pm

LIKE A BOSS
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Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread

Postby CreepersWiener on Sat Dec 29, 2012 7:54 pm

ManBungalow wrote:LIKE A BOSS

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Postby betiko on Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:43 pm

i wonder if there is anything in creeper's life other than masturbating all day, because it really seems like it's the only thing going through his mind in this forum. I really hope for him he's only 13 and disovering his penis. At least his username and avatar are well chosen.

do you look somewhat like this?

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Postby 2dimes on Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:33 pm

What are you talking about betiko? He's an avid potato chef.
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Postby CreepersWiener on Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:30 am

2dimes wrote:What are you talking about betiko? He's an avid potato chef.


Not really, CBlake is.

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I just stuck my d*ck in a bowl of mashed potatoes it felt so good I made my own gravy


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Postby 2dimes on Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:32 pm

You are his apprentice, yes?
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Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:34 pm

finger up the butt
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Postby CBlake on Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:04 pm

The Octopus on the head technique, gets ya every time
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Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread

Postby Phatscotty on Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:33 pm

Sit on your hand until it falls asleep (usually about 8 minutes), then jerk off.

It elicits the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

27% of people who read this will try it
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Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread

Postby CBlake on Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:52 pm

Phatscotty wrote:Sit on your hand until it falls asleep (usually about 8 minutes), then jerk off.

It elicits the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

27% of people who read this will try it
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Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:54 pm

Masturbating to the stories in the bible is the best.
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Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread

Postby CreepersWiener on Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:28 am

DoomYoshi wrote:Masturbating to the stories in the bible is the best.


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Postby greenoaks on Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:52 am

i heard the blokes in the bible rocked back and forth, with their penis between there ankles, while they watched their sheep
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Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread

Postby tkr4lf on Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:30 am

With a half a liter of liquor in your system and some japanese midget porn.
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Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread

Postby crispybits on Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:47 pm

Hulk smash it!

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Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread

Postby CreepersWiener on Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:56 pm

Can't believe I followed suit...but it was full of win! But these photos needed to be first! LOL!

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Postby notyou2 on Tue Jan 01, 2013 8:53 pm

Hulk splooged
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Postby oss spy on Tue Jan 01, 2013 9:21 pm

CreepersWiener wrote:Can't believe I followed suit...but it was full of win! But these photos needed to be first! LOL!

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Re: Best Ways To Masturbate Thread

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:03 pm

Wow. The bible pales in comparison. This thread is now awesome.
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