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The Chronicles of Phatscotty

Postby InkL0sed on Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:57 am

Pilot Episode, Part 1:

When Phatscotty was only a boy, his parents were brutally murdered in front of his eyes in an apparent hit-and-run accident, and he swore revenge on the perpetrator (who was never found). He was raised by his aunt and uncle, a sweet couple who mostly left the boy to himself. As a teenager, he developed an obsession with Batman comics and Ayn Rand.

Now, just out of high school, he's approached by a mysterious stranger, an old man who calls himself Raza. Raza promises to help Phatscotty avenge his parents by training him in the ways of the Ninja, but can Scotty trust him?
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Re: The Chronicles of Phatscotty

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:09 am

Is there a drape scene in this episode or does that come later?
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Re: The Chronicles of Phatscotty

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:10 pm

The part about being draped in dirty socks is later.
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Re: The Chronicles of Phatscotty

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:30 pm

Just skip to the end, where the Phoenix rises and carries the Tea Party to domination, and all debt is thrown overboard to perish, and the people live in peace and in Freedom, happily ever after

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Re: The Chronicles of Phatscotty

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:10 pm

Isn't there a bit where you become Thornheart's sidekick?
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Re: The Chronicles of Phatscotty

Postby Gillipig on Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:24 pm

Guys, stop licking scotty's ass!
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Re: The Chronicles of Phatscotty

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:26 pm

Gillipig wrote:Guys, stop licking scotty's ass!
Must be your turn, is it?
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Re: The Chronicles of Phatscotty

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:27 pm

It's very clear that he wanted to be raped, if you see the whole scene, he was making preparations to be raped. He invited the dude in.
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Re: The Chronicles of Phatscotty

Postby Gillipig on Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:42 pm

notyou2 wrote:
Gillipig wrote:Guys, stop licking scotty's ass!
Must be your turn, is it?

As you know I do like phat asses, just not male ones.
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Re: The Chronicles of Phatscotty

Postby AAFitz on Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:43 pm

Good movie: The Chronicles of Redic.
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Re: The Chronicles of Phatscotty

Postby Pedronicus on Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:08 pm

Chapters 13 through to 28 cover his ability to single handedly ruin an internet websites forum. (I can skip these chapters because, you know, I know it already)

In fact, can I just skip to chapter 32?, where, one day whilst cleaning one of his guns, he blew his brains all over the sofa and CC made that day a special day, when every fremium was allowed unlimited speed games, 50 Battle Royals filled within 10 minutes, Wicked was allowed back as a one day moderator and semi naked photos of Twill as a cross dresser were pm'd to all players.
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Re: The Chronicles of Phatscotty

Postby Phatscotty on Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:30 pm

Pedronicus wrote:Chapters 13 through to 28 cover his ability to single handedly ruin an internet websites forum. (I can skip these chapters because, you know, I know it already)

In fact, can I just skip to chapter 32?, where, one day whilst cleaning one of his guns, he blew his brains all over the sofa and CC made that day a special day, when every fremium was allowed unlimited speed games, 50 Battle Royals filled within 10 minutes, Wicked was allowed back as a one day moderator and semi naked photos of Twill as a cross dresser were pm'd to all players.


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Postby 2dimes on Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:32 pm

You had me at "cross dresser."
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Re: The Chronicles of Phatscotty

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:45 pm

Pedronicus wrote:Chapters 13 through to 28 cover his ability to single handedly ruin an internet websites forum. (I can skip these chapters because, you know, I know it already)

In fact, can I just skip to chapter 32?, where, one day whilst cleaning one of his guns, he blew his brains all over the sofa and CC made that day a special day, when every fremium was allowed unlimited speed games, 50 Battle Royals filled within 10 minutes, Wicked was allowed back as a one day moderator and semi naked photos of Twill as a cross dresser were pm'd to all players.


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