Here are a few of the mega-corporations who will be giving "undisclosed sums of money" to fund Obama's inauguration, the regime has announced.
AT&T
What the corporation is seeking to purchase from Obama: AT&T wants Obama to sign an extension to FISA, which prohibits Americans suing AT&T if they decide to tape your telephone calls. AT&T paid Obama $1 million in 2008 to purchase this.
Centene Corporation
What the corporation is seeking to purchase from Obama: Centene wants to make sure their HMO insurance plans get all the necessary waivers from Obama to guarantee they won't have to cover conditions more exotic than the common cold.
GENENTECH Pharmaceuticals
What the corporation is seeking to purchase from Obama: Genentech earlier purchased a number of congressmen to get money transferred from the U.S. Treasury to their corporate accounts. Genentech wants Obama to continue these transfers from workers to Genentech, a division of Swiss conglomerate Roche Holdings.
Microsoft
What the corporation is seeking to purchase from Obama: Microsoft wants to make sure the U.S. government continues spending part of Americans income tax payments defending the corporation from EU anti-trust investigations and guarantees the U.S. government doesn't launch any probes of its own.