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What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

 
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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby bedub1 on Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:02 pm

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Postby 2dimes on Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:05 pm

bedub1 wrote:Dildo!
Vibrator!

Careful what you wish. There's dude's using these somewhere. Unless that's what you were going for, then awesome!
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Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:37 pm

2dimes wrote:
bedub1 wrote:Dildo!
Vibrator!

Careful what you wish. There's dude's using these somewhere.


Not to mention Ellen DeGeneres.
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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:54 pm

Just a little eye candy to help this poll along. Oooh baby.
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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby saxitoxin on Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:00 pm

bedub1 wrote:Dildo!
Vibrator!


The closest we can offer is the Sharpie (option #3). Sorry.
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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:21 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
bedub1 wrote:Dildo!
Vibrator!


The closest we can offer is the Sharpie (option #3). Sorry.

That'll do it if it's a stand-in for saxi.
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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby marpesia on Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:37 pm

A Football!!!!
then the guys would play with me all the time!!!!
And.....
I could Fly!!!!!!
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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:41 pm

marpesia wrote:A Football!!!!
then the guys would play with me all the time!!!!
And.....
I could Fly!!!!!!


Wait, wouldn't your weenie interfere with the spiral of the ball? :P
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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby marpesia on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:17 pm

My Weenie?
I have no Weenie!!!!
It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it.

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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:19 pm

marpesia wrote:My Weenie?
I have no Weenie!!!!

My mistake. :oops:
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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby GabonX on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:26 pm

marpesia wrote:My Weenie?
I have no Weenie!!!!

Yes you do
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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:30 pm

GabonX wrote:
marpesia wrote:My Weenie?
I have no Weenie!!!!

Yes you do

Did marpesia vote for the jetta or the couch? That could settle it.
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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby Lootifer on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:31 pm

Gillipig wrote:Norton antivirus system. I don't like viruses.

You are assuming that norton antivirus works; not sure if thats all that solid.
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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby Funkyterrance on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:53 pm

Gillipig wrote:Norton antivirus system. I don't like viruses.

Don't let your herpes hear you say that. :-$
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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:09 pm

Could we add "Viceroy's Brain to the poll? That's an inanimate object.
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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:19 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Could we add "Viceroy's Brain to the poll? That's an inanimate object.

Meanie.
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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby marpesia on Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:57 pm

I voted for the Jetta, of course....
and i am a girl, silly. no weenie here...
Look!!!!
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:42 pm

Just get someone to take a photo of you in that outfit in front of your computer with this thread on the screen. That will silence them.
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Postby Funkyterrance on Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:47 pm

2dimes wrote:Just get someone to take a photo of you in that outfit in front of your computer with this thread on the screen. That will silence them.

The jetta vote convinced me but this suggestion couldn't hurt.
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Re: What kind of inanimate object would you most like to be?

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:35 pm

marpesia wrote:I voted for the Jetta, of course....
and i am a girl, silly. no weenie here...
Look!!!!


Well if you really looked like that and really didn't have a weenie, I could give you one.
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