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by **Haggis_McMutton** on Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:45 am

nietzsche wrote:Haggis, why did you deadbeat??

Sorry about that, I was in a location with really terrible internet and realised I don't give enough of a shit as to spend 45 minutes taking my turn. Only got back to decent internet when I made that rape thread but I think I had already deadbeated by then and I was too drunk that night to remember to check my games anyway. (and yes, I do wonder why I often end up checking the forums when drunk)

by **Gillipig** on Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:53 am

God, why did you make me an atheist?
You did say anyone didn't you? I'm expecting an answer from god shortly. If he doesn't answer, then he doesn't exist.

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:54 am

Gillipig wrote:God, why did you make me an atheist?
You did say anyone didn't you? I'm expecting an answer from god shortly. If he doesn't answer, then he doesn't exist.

He told me to tell you that he works in mysterious ways.

by **2dimes** on Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:56 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:(and yes, I do wonder why I often end up checking the forums when drunk)

The forum is better then. Taking turns probably -EV.

by **Gillipig** on Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:04 am

Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Gillipig wrote:God, why did you make me an atheist?
You did say anyone didn't you? I'm expecting an answer from god shortly. If he doesn't answer, then he doesn't exist.

He told me to tell you that he works in mysterious ways.

I suppose non existent ways are rather mysterious.

by **notyou2** on Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:23 pm

Gillipig, God sent me a response in my inbox. I posted it below your quote.

Gillipig wrote:God, why did you make me an atheist?
You did say anyone didn't you? I'm expecting an answer from god shortly. If he doesn't answer, then he doesn't exist.

God wrote:I love a good prank. Suck it up cupcake.

by **2dimes** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:47 am

I'm jelly. God probably talks to me but I have not been able to listen for along time now.

by **Funkyterrance** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:48 pm

When did the theme of this thread go to hell? You give people a little bit of freedom...

by **2dimes** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:13 pm

Listen, I can't go paying attent... SQUIRREL!!

by **saxitoxin** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:16 pm

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by **kentington** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:49 pm

Would you rather discover cold fusion or be Val Kilmer?
Feel free to elaborate.

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:08 pm

Isn't there some movie where Kilmer steals the formula for cold fusion? I guess my initial answer would be to be Val Kilmer so that I could just steal the formula and make tons of money.

But really I don't like the actor type and I'm not smart enough to even tell you why cold fusion is a junk science.

-TG

by **Funkyterrance** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:23 pm

Do you think my tractor's sexy?

by **DoomYoshi** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:26 pm

Would you agree that the most reprehensible character in all Russian literature is Ippolit Matveevich Vorobyaninov? Or is it Pavel Fyodorovich Smerdyakov who really oozes disgust?

by **Lootifer** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:35 pm

Why does belly button lint smell so bad?

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:39 pm

Do you think my tractor's sexy?

No, a hunk of metal and machinery generally doesn't get me going.

Would you agree that the most reprehensible character in all Russian literature is Ippolit Matveevich Vorobyaninov? Or is it Pavel Fyodorovich Smerdyakov who really oozes disgust?

I don't know. Only Russian novel I've read is Dr. Zhivago. I thought Zhivago was a cunt, if that means anything.

Lootifer wrote:Why does belly button lint smell so bad?

Because you're a filthy sinner.

-TG

by **BigBallinStalin** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:41 pm

Why does Lootifer's belly button lint smell so bad while BBS' belly button lint smells like angelic lilac on a mild summer eve?

by **2dimes** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:42 pm

How many Nazereth recordings do you own?

by **Lootifer** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:45 pm

f*ck you two. I wasnt talking about my own belly button lint; if you must know i have an outtie and washboard abs so I dont get belly button lint, jerks.

I was just curious as I have run into some nasty things in my time. Mostly while drunk.

by **Funkyterrance** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:48 pm

Am I abnormal if my belly button lint has no smell at all?

by **Lootifer** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:49 pm

Do you like Canada?

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:57 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Why does Lootifer's belly button lint smell so bad while BBS' belly button lint smells like angelic lilac on a mild summer eve?

Because Satan.

Lootifer wrote:f*ck you two. I wasnt talking about my own belly button lint; if you must know i have an outtie and washboard abs so I dont get belly button lint, jerks.

I was just curious as I have run into some nasty things in my time. Mostly while drunk.

If you ever come to the States, remind me never to party with you. I don't want an inebriated Loots rooting round my fat gut smelling my navel lint. Or, y'know, maybe it could be interesting.

Lootifer wrote:Do you like Canada?

Only if they let me join the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen.

-TG

by **Lootifer** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:01 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:If you ever come to the States, remind me never to party with you. I don't want an inebriated Loots rooting round my fat gut smelling my navel lint. Or, y'know, maybe it could be interesting.

Dont worry that particular drunk exercise was reserved for loose woman in my bed at the end of a long night. Im married now so the world is pretty much free of my belly button lint investagory programmes.

by **Funkyterrance** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:35 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:I don't want an inebriated Loots rooting round my fat gut smelling my navel lint. Or, y'know, maybe it could be interesting.

Sounds ticklish.

If you could choose the smell of your belly button lint, what would it be?

by **nietzsche** on Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:04 pm

Gillipig, is all your furniture from Ikea? Does Ibra is taught in schools as a national hero? Does everyone in Sweeden like fat chics? Why does AoG hates you?