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People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby Juan_Bottom on Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:19 pm

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Young girls with naturally curly hair.

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Batman.
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby new guy1 on Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:43 pm

Its simple, we must kill the batman.
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby Gillipig on Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:28 am

Why you hatin on curly gurls?
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:51 am

inb4 loot says "fat people"
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:55 am

inb4 "phat people"
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Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:15 am

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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:14 am

people who kill themselves
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby MeDeFe on Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:14 pm

Why young girls with naturally curly hair?
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby Lootifer on Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:23 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:inb4 loot says "fat people"

Haha; deep down im not really fattist. I am a lover not a hater; so really I am pro-exercise rather than anti-fat. I just keep the sig because I like to think its idiosyncratic of how I roll.
I go to the gym to justify my mockery of fat people.
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby pimpdave on Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:24 pm

Clever move Juan_Bottom, but it won't work, we're on to you. We all know that when the Noodle Incident Report is published, the portion about your most common search strings on google images will come to light, and we'll all know conclusively that you do, in fact, prefer curly haired young women.
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby Gillipig on Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:26 pm

Lootifer wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:inb4 loot says "fat people"

Haha; deep down im not really fattist. I am a lover not a hater; so really I am pro-exercise rather than anti-fat. I just keep the sig because I like to think its idiosyncratic of how I roll.

What do you think of us sick swedes, who go to the gym to drool over fatties?
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby Lootifer on Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:29 pm

Gillipig wrote:
Lootifer wrote:
Haggis_McMutton wrote:inb4 loot says "fat people"

Haha; deep down im not really fattist. I am a lover not a hater; so really I am pro-exercise rather than anti-fat. I just keep the sig because I like to think its idiosyncratic of how I roll.

What do you think of us sick swedes, who go to the gym to drool over fatties?

Why...



... Of course!
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:30 pm

MeDeFe wrote:Why young girls with naturally curly hair?


I bet that they are all confined to Portugal and Italy in Europe, but I have never met a young lady with naturally curly hair who didn't hate herself because of it. They're always complaining about humidity and brushing and junk.

pimpdave wrote:Clever move Juan_Bottom, but it won't work, we're on to you. We all know that when the Noodle Incident Report is published, the portion about your most common search strings on google images will come to light, and we'll all know conclusively that you do, in fact, prefer curly haired young women.

I think you mean "Young Chubby Girls." 'Merica
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:32 pm

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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby nietzsche on Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:36 pm

Where do women have really really curly hair?
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:44 pm

nietzsche wrote:Where do women have really really curly hair?


Armpits
around the vagina
in the vagina
on their head
their eyebrows
arms
legs
shoulders
thighs


Gentlemen, have I left anything out?
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby nietzsche on Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:46 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Where do women have really really curly hair?


Armpits
around the vagina
in the vagina
on their head
their eyebrows
arms
legs
shoulders
thighs


Gentlemen, have I left anything out?


Africa.
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:57 pm

nietzsche wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Where do women have really really curly hair?


Armpits
around the vagina
in the vagina
on their head
their eyebrows
arms
legs
shoulders
thighs


Gentlemen, have I left anything out?


Africa.


Sir, I said, "Gentlemen"---not "Smelly Tarts."

You're excused, sir.
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:34 pm

nietzsche wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:Where do women have really really curly hair?


Armpits
around the vagina
in the vagina
on their head
their eyebrows
arms
legs
shoulders
thighs


Gentlemen, have I left anything out?


Africa.

Get out of it, I was going to say Cambodia.

I wonder what the significance of Cambodia coming to mind before Africa is, if any.

Maybe we're long-lost second cousins. Twice removed.
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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby Juan_Bottom on Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:09 pm

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Re: People who obviously have no reason to live anymore

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:27 am

Juan, this thread changed course a few posts ago, get with the times.
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