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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby john9blue on Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:28 am

jonesthecurl wrote:all black.


these are rugby puns, not basketball puns
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby natty dread on Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:54 am

john9blue wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:all black.


these are rugby puns, not basketball puns


Why are you such a racist, john?
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby john9blue on Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:29 pm

natty dread wrote:
john9blue wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:all black.


these are rugby puns, not basketball puns


Why are you such a racist, john?


wow, really? sorry that my jokes aren't PC enough for you.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:21 pm

john9blue wrote:
natty dread wrote:
john9blue wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:all black.


these are rugby puns, not basketball puns


Why are you such a racist, john?


wow, really? sorry that my jokes aren't PC enough for you.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OF THE LINUX THREAD


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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby john9blue on Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:55 pm

ManBungalow wrote:
john9blue wrote:wow, really? sorry that my jokes aren't PC enough for you.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OF THE LINUX THREAD


j/k


well done ;)
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:30 pm

stop trying to convert this thread
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby notyou2 on Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:45 pm

We can try
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:41 pm

I already used that pun. f*ck you.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:40 am

thegreekdog wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:About fussball flipfloppers:

It's profitable enough for certain actors to stage a believable performance, so why not?


I don't understand what is gained. What's the profit? Simply falling seems to draw the appropriate response from the referee. Writhing in pain on the pitch doesn't gain the player much (although maybe someone can enlighten me).


That's the point. By falling, one can entice the referee into making a favorable call, so one's team can gain an advantage. other times, the ref may unjustly punish an opponent, which still benefits the actor. Since such a strategy is profitable,then it makes sense that certain players do this.

Writhing in pain or pulling such dramatic stunts makes the unreal seem more real. other times, it may might the case that the player is actually hurt. It can be difficult to determine.


well, there's good performers and bad performers, so some may be better at eliciting the desired response from the ref more than others.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:16 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:Writhing in pain or pulling such dramatic stunts makes the unreal seem more real. other times, it may might the case that the player is actually hurt. It can be difficult to determine.


I acknowledge the tangible benefit of falling on the ground. I will continue to not acknowledge any benefits from writing on the ground in fake pain. Someone needs to explain that better.
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Re: Things I do understand

Postby zimmah on Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:18 am

Army of GOD wrote:1.

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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby nietzsche on Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:33 am

Army of GOD wrote:I already used that pun. f*ck you.


pun means fart in spanish
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:36 am

nietzsche wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I already used that pun. f*ck you.


pun means fart in spanish


So punny.


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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Timminz on Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:41 am

Pet means fart, in French.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:22 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Writhing in pain or pulling such dramatic stunts makes the unreal seem more real. other times, it may might the case that the player is actually hurt. It can be difficult to determine.


I acknowledge the tangible benefit of falling on the ground. I will continue to not acknowledge any benefits from writing on the ground in fake pain. Someone needs to explain that better.


Like I said, some actors are better than others.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Lootifer on Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:30 pm

In that case I wonder what Portugese soap operas are like, im guessing terrible.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:38 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Writhing in pain or pulling such dramatic stunts makes the unreal seem more real. other times, it may might the case that the player is actually hurt. It can be difficult to determine.


I acknowledge the tangible benefit of falling on the ground. I will continue to not acknowledge any benefits from writing on the ground in fake pain. Someone needs to explain that better.


Like I said, some actors are better than others.


Heh heh - I said "writing in pain."

Isn't there a potentially disastrous result if a player writhes on the ground? What if the referee does not call a penalty? Play continues and you have a player doing the Curly on the ground.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:46 pm

Also, they can get booked for taking a dive.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Lootifer on Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:28 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:Also, they can get booked for taking a dive.

Yeh but just like "only the captian is allowed to address the ref" how often is that really acted on?

I would prefer the players werent booked and it was just a standard foul, that way refs would be more inclined to use it.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:25 pm

29. This commercial

Seriously, I would be having a threesome if I had a dream about the Williams sisters.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby nietzsche on Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:33 pm

Army of GOD wrote:29. This commercial

Seriously, I would be having a threesome if I had a dream about the Williams sisters.


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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:36 pm

I don't understand magnets.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:38 am

notyou2 wrote:I don't understand magnets.


Don't talk to me about scientists. Them fuckers lying and getting me pissed.
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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Lootifer on Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:48 pm

'Mericans and 'Strayans

Actually I lie, strayans are easy to understand...

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Re: Things I don't understand

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:56 pm

This:

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