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Who has the prettiest mouth? (vote for three)

 
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Who has the prettiest mouth?

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:16 pm

Which OT regular whose IP flag shows a non-English speaking country posts with the prettiest English?
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Re: Who has the prettiest mouth?

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:23 pm

Qwert, hands down. He knows enough so that you know what he's trying to say most of the time. This makes his posts so much more lucid than someone attempting to be flowery in a second language.
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Re: Who has the prettiest mouth?

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:30 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:Qwert, hands down. He knows enough so that you know what he's trying to say most of the time. This makes his posts so much more lucid than someone attempting to be flowery in a second language.


Hmmm ... that's an interesting perspective.

IMO, the stuff that comes out of MeDeFe's mouth is so gorgeous I sometimes think about what it would be like to lean in very closely to his lips as he's speaking, just closely enough to feel the flow of his breath whisk gently across my cheek but then - suddenly - he pulls back, playfully, and giggles with a knowing glint in his eye. I also think highly of natty dread and Gillpig and the Frenchmen, and also nietzsche. I think they're all pretty good so I only voted once for MeDeFe because he has a special eloquence that is both commanding and yet unpresuming. He weaves word tapestries with his posts that are utterly intoxicating to me. Does anyone else get that feeling?
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Re: Who has the prettiest mouth?

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:40 pm

saxitoxin wrote:IMO, the stuff that comes out of MeDeFe's mouth is so gorgeous I sometimes think about what it would be like to lean in very closely to his lips as he's speaking, just closely enough to feel the flow of his breath whisk gently across my cheek but then - suddenly - he pulls back, playfully, and giggles with a knowing glint in his eye.


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Re: Who has the prettiest mouth?

Postby Neoteny on Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:41 pm

As a survivor of the north Georgia mountains, I feel I can authoritatively state that MeDeFe has the prettiest mouth.
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Re: Who has the prettiest mouth?

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:49 pm

nietzsche's English is the equivalent of a shit that was put through a blender
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Re: Who has the prettiest mouth?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:34 pm

Who would put a shit in a blender?
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Re: Who has the prettiest mouth?

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:53 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Who would put a shit in a blender?


Mexicans? Scat lovers? People from the Magic Bullet commercial?
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Re: Who has the prettiest mouth?

Postby notyou2 on Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:45 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Who would put a shit in a blender?


Mexicans? Scat lovers? People from the Magic Bullet commercial?


Is "blender" code for "mouth"?
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Re: Who has the prettiest mouth?

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:47 pm

notyou2 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Who would put a shit in a blender?


Mexicans? Scat lovers? People from the Magic Bullet commercial?


Is "blender" code for "mouth"?


I think it's code for "post".
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Re: Who has the prettiest mouth?

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:55 pm

Army of GOD wrote:nietzsche's English is the equivalent of a shit that was put through a blender


Motherfucker.

At least people don't use me as an arm rest.
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Re: Who has the prettiest mouth?

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:10 pm

hey, that was from like when I was 8 and the guy was 3 years older than me too
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Re: Who has the prettiest mouth?

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:20 pm

Army of GOD wrote:hey, that was from like when I was 8 and the guy was 3 years older than me too


Sorry I wasn't paying attention but are you referring to your deflowering?
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Re: Who has the prettiest mouth?

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:21 pm

Army of GOD wrote:hey, that was from like when I was 8 and the guy was 3 years older than me too


What are you talking about? I was making a cliche joke for short people.
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