Posters you like to read

[Gillipig]

Speaking of IQ, this a very telling collection of the average IQ of different states in America, and how they voted in the 2004 election. Next time someone who identifies himself as a Republican doesn't understand what I'm saying, I'm totally putting it down to his low IQ!

Speaking of IQ ...

Claim: chart shows relationship between 2004 voting patterns and IQ
Status: False

http://www.snopes.com/politics/ballot/stateiq.asp

... I get the feeling I could probably sell sun tan lotion in Stockholm in December.

Snopes.com?

Nice choice of website .

Whatever you do don't try it saxi. We really don't need more immigrants, please stay home.

[Funkyterrance]

I am boycotting this thread until GreecePWNS and Baron Von PWN are added.

Well, don't we have a high opinion of ourselves?

[thegreekdog]

This was what I was just saying, when someone can't comprehend a very simple logical deduction, and "happen" to be a republican, I'm gonna put it down to low IQ.
(I'm saying you're stupid.)

I think the key word in your above sentence is "simple." The other key words are "logical" and "deduction." Your premise is simple. Your premise lacks logic and therefore the deduction is unreliable. If you can't understand that, I'll chalk it up to your low IQ.

Let's face it gilli, tgd is not a funny guy.

Is this Exhibit A for the smartass theory?

[thegreekdog]

I am boycotting this thread until GreecePWNS and Baron Von PWN are added.

I would suggest that they don't post often enough to be included.

[Funkyterrance]

Let's face it gilli, tgd is not a funny guy.

Is this Exhibit A for the smartass theory?

No, but if you refer back to my qualifications for good reading you shouldn't take this personally and should know that it didn't affect my vote.

[thegreekdog]

Let's face it gilli, tgd is not a funny guy.

Is this Exhibit A for the smartass theory?

No, but if you refer back to my qualifications for good reading you shouldn't take this personally and should know that it didn't affect my vote.

I take it very personally. For example - viewtopic.php?f=8&t=52788&start=5325#p4028312

[Funkyterrance]

Let's face it gilli, tgd is not a funny guy.

Is this Exhibit A for the smartass theory?

No, but if you refer back to my qualifications for good reading you shouldn't take this personally and should know that it didn't affect my vote.

I take it very personally. For example - viewtopic.php?f=8&t=52788&start=5325#p4028312

I'll tell you what tgd, you can quote me as naming you one of the funniest posters on cc if you promise not to quit your day job. The quote could go something like this:

"tgd...one of the funniest posters on cc..."
-Funkyterrance

[thegreekdog]

Let's face it gilli, tgd is not a funny guy.

Is this Exhibit A for the smartass theory?

No, but if you refer back to my qualifications for good reading you shouldn't take this personally and should know that it didn't affect my vote.

I take it very personally. For example - viewtopic.php?f=8&t=52788&start=5325#p4028312

I'll tell you what tgd, you can quote me as naming you one of the funniest posters on cc if you promise not to quit your day job. The quote could go something like this:

"tgd...one of the funniest posters on cc..."
-Funkyterrance

I will never quit my day job, so you have a deal. I'm less offended now, although that post of yours will live on the internet forever.

[Funkyterrance]

I've been pondering the question posed by this thread and on second thought it is not what it seems at a glance...
Reading posts in a topic you aren't interested would by nature be more or less an isolated event. This is not to say it doesn't happen since I can and have appreciated posts in topics I am simply browsing out of curiosity but that's usually when I have nothing else to keep my attention. I admittedly end up gaining interest in the conversation when I start to read and that is how I based my choices. However, it stands to reason that for most people the posts that they enjoy in a topic they don't enjoy are those that have gone off-topic. Basically my point is that this poll appears to be more asking about your favorite posters who tend to stray off-topic which for most people equates to comic relief rather than just your flat-out favs.

[Gillipig]

I've been pondering the question posed by this thread and on second thought it is not what it seems at a glance...
Reading posts in a topic you aren't interested would by nature be more or less an isolated event. This is not to say it doesn't happen since I can and have appreciated posts in topics I am simply browsing out of curiosity but that's usually when I have nothing else to keep my attention. I admittedly end up gaining interest in the conversation when I start to read and that is how I based my choices. However, it stands to reason that for most people the posts that they enjoy in a topic they don't enjoy are those that have gone off-topic. Basically my point is that this poll appears to be more asking about your favorite posters who tend to stray off-topic which for most people equates to comic relief rather than just your flat-out favs.

I read two lines of that before I fell asleep. Just saying.

[Funkyterrance]

I read two lines of that before I fell asleep. Just saying.

Don't worry, it wasn't anything overly important.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

I have a childish envy that prevents me from liking people who are smarter, cleverer, or wittier than I am. Therefore, I don't like to read posts from the following contributors:

AoG
BBS on any economics stuff
Haggis
TGD on law stuff
Mets
Saxitoxin
Neoteny
MeDeFe
Jonesy
Ink
ManB
maasman
denominator
Incandenza
Baron von PWN on history stuff or Slavic stuff
Timminz
Iliad
GreecePwns
pancakemix
nagerous on drinking stuff
Lootifer on stats stuff

Hmm... can't think of anyone else who challenges my awesomeness as the moment. If you do, rest assured I don't like you.

-TG

[thegreekdog]

I have a childish envy that prevents me from liking people who are smarter, cleverer, or wittier than I am

I have a similar envy of such people. Your list is a good one.

[jonesthecurl]

I've been pondering the question posed by this thread and on second thought it is not what it seems at a glance...
Reading posts in a topic you aren't interested would by nature be more or less an isolated event. This is not to say it doesn't happen since I can and have appreciated posts in topics I am simply browsing out of curiosity but that's usually when I have nothing else to keep my attention. I admittedly end up gaining interest in the conversation when I start to read and that is how I based my choices. However, it stands to reason that for most people the posts that they enjoy in a topic they don't enjoy are those that have gone off-topic. Basically my point is that this poll appears to be more asking about your favorite posters who tend to stray off-topic which for most people equates to comic relief rather than just your flat-out favs.

I read two lines of that before I fell asleep. Just saying.

That much? I'm impressed.

[Funkyterrance]

I've been pondering the question posed by this thread and on second thought it is not what it seems at a glance...
Reading posts in a topic you aren't interested would by nature be more or less an isolated event. This is not to say it doesn't happen since I can and have appreciated posts in topics I am simply browsing out of curiosity but that's usually when I have nothing else to keep my attention. I admittedly end up gaining interest in the conversation when I start to read and that is how I based my choices. However, it stands to reason that for most people the posts that they enjoy in a topic they don't enjoy are those that have gone off-topic. Basically my point is that this poll appears to be more asking about your favorite posters who tend to stray off-topic which for most people equates to comic relief rather than just your flat-out favs.

I read two lines of that before I fell asleep. Just saying.

That much? I'm impressed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it, I'm BORING. Can we move on now please?

[jonesthecurl]

I've been pondering the question posed by this thread and on second thought it is not what it seems at a glance...
Reading posts in a topic you aren't interested would by nature be more or less an isolated event. This is not to say it doesn't happen since I can and have appreciated posts in topics I am simply browsing out of curiosity but that's usually when I have nothing else to keep my attention. I admittedly end up gaining interest in the conversation when I start to read and that is how I based my choices. However, it stands to reason that for most people the posts that they enjoy in a topic they don't enjoy are those that have gone off-topic. Basically my point is that this poll appears to be more asking about your favorite posters who tend to stray off-topic which for most people equates to comic relief rather than just your flat-out favs.

I read two lines of that before I fell asleep. Just saying.

That much? I'm impressed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it, I'm BORING. Can we move on now please?

zzzzz.....

[BigBallinStalin]

I have a childish envy that prevents me from liking people who are smarter, cleverer, or wittier than I am. Therefore, I don't like to read posts from the following contributors:

AoG
BBS on any economics stuff
Haggis
TGD on law stuff
Mets
Saxitoxin
Neoteny
MeDeFe
Jonesy
Ink
ManB
maasman
denominator
Incandenza
Baron von PWN on history stuff or Slavic stuff
Timminz
Iliad
GreecePwns
pancakemix
nagerous on drinking stuff
Lootifer on stats stuff

Hmm... can't think of anyone else who challenges my awesomeness as the moment. If you do, rest assured I don't like you.

-TG

I have a childish envy that prevents me from liking people who are smarter, cleverer, or wittier than I am

I have a similar envy of such people. Your list is a good one.

On behalf of everyone from ConquerClub:

"f*ck you, cocksuckers."


(Also, CC inherently trolls Nazi Grammers. Type "f*ck" with a capital F, and it always turns into a lower-case "f*ck." I know the mods know this, and I know they know that it annoys us Nazi Grammers, but this is an outrage which must be addressed with every resource of the El Jefe Administration).

[Funkyterrance]

I've been pondering the question posed by this thread and on second thought it is not what it seems at a glance...
Reading posts in a topic you aren't interested would by nature be more or less an isolated event. This is not to say it doesn't happen since I can and have appreciated posts in topics I am simply browsing out of curiosity but that's usually when I have nothing else to keep my attention. I admittedly end up gaining interest in the conversation when I start to read and that is how I based my choices. However, it stands to reason that for most people the posts that they enjoy in a topic they don't enjoy are those that have gone off-topic. Basically my point is that this poll appears to be more asking about your favorite posters who tend to stray off-topic which for most people equates to comic relief rather than just your flat-out favs.

I read two lines of that before I fell asleep. Just saying.

That much? I'm impressed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it, I'm BORING. Can we move on now please?

zzzzz.....

*quietly slips off jonesy's glasses and slowly lowers testicle goggles into place*

[Gillipig]

I've been pondering the question posed by this thread and on second thought it is not what it seems at a glance...
Reading posts in a topic you aren't interested would by nature be more or less an isolated event. This is not to say it doesn't happen since I can and have appreciated posts in topics I am simply browsing out of curiosity but that's usually when I have nothing else to keep my attention. I admittedly end up gaining interest in the conversation when I start to read and that is how I based my choices. However, it stands to reason that for most people the posts that they enjoy in a topic they don't enjoy are those that have gone off-topic. Basically my point is that this poll appears to be more asking about your favorite posters who tend to stray off-topic which for most people equates to comic relief rather than just your flat-out favs.

I read two lines of that before I fell asleep. Just saying.

That much? I'm impressed.

You know, actually, I lied. I only read the first line.

[Metsfanmax]

Favorite poster to read:

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