john9blue's Face Palmistry Thread

by **john9blue** on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:36 pm

Sit down and I'll tell you something so utterly stupid that you will have no choice but to smack your forehead with your palm. If you volunteer, please refrain from asking where I get my stupid thoughts because the answer will always be: "It just comes to me"

Who's first?

by **Metsfanmax** on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:39 pm

From where do you get your stupid thoughts?

by **Funkyterrance** on Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:44 pm

*leans back nice and comfy in squeaky leather chair of john9blue's office, sighs deeply and closes eyes, head leaning back slightly*

"Ok, hit me with it."

by **Funkyterrance** on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:13 pm

Did I kill this thread yet? I'd be happy to add this notch to my keyboard.

by **john9blue** on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:47 pm

Funkyterrance wrote:*leans back nice and comfy in squeaky leather chair of john9blue's office, sighs deeply and closes eyes, head leaning back slightly*

"Ok, hit me with it."

what did the cat say when it got hurt?

show

by **john9blue** on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:49 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:From where do you get your stupid thoughts?

from ur mom

by **2dimes** on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:49 pm

Is there any beer in this thread?

by **john9blue** on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:51 pm

2dimes wrote:Is there any beer in this thread?

I don't know what beer is, because I am stupid.

by **2dimes** on Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:55 pm

Aww, that's so sad.

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:44 am

why is Jasmine hotter than that ugly fish thing?

by **x-raider** on Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:24 am

How can I make myself stopping dancing the macarena in the streets?

by **MeDeFe** on Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:34 am

john9blue wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:*leans back nice and comfy in squeaky leather chair of john9blue's office, sighs deeply and closes eyes, head leaning back slightly*

"Ok, hit me with it."

what did the cat say when it got hurt?

show

My lips curled a little.

show: Somewhat like this.

My hand and face remained spatially separated, however.
Better luck next time.

by **Funkyterrance** on Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:12 pm

MeDeFe wrote:
My lips curled a little.

show: Somewhat like this.

My lips curled a little too:

show: Somewhat like this.

by **AndyDufresne** on Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:17 pm

John9blue, I really thought this would've been a great topic where you discuss, analyze, and debate the various merits of other topics currently into the Off Topics. But instead, it is just a parody topic.

But I commend you nonetheless.

--Andy

by **Funkyterrance** on Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:19 pm

Well, he said he was going to start a thread so people would notice him and I've got to credit him for his follow-through.

by **Metsfanmax** on Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:20 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:John9blue, I really thought this would've been a great topic where you discuss, analyze, and debate the various merits of other topics currently into the Off Topics. But instead, it is just a parody topic. But I commend you nonetheless.

--Andy

Andy, you should have known better.

by **john9blue** on Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:26 pm

Army of GOD wrote:why is Jasmine hotter than that ugly fish thing?

because nemo is male and jasmine is female

x-raider wrote:How can I make myself stopping dancing the macarena in the streets?

by stabbing yourself in the chest repeatedly

Metsfanmax wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:John9blue, I really thought this would've been a great topic where you discuss, analyze, and debate the various merits of other topics currently into the Off Topics. But instead, it is just a parody topic. But I commend you nonetheless.

--Andy

Andy, you should have known better.

that's the spirit, andy! you're better at this than i am.