Dinosaur deniers.

by **new guy1** on Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:41 pm

What made me laugh alot about that was that they said they were "employed" to do so. What were they paid in, rocks? Meats? People that got in their way?

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:46 pm

They were paid mucho dinero.

by **new guy1** on Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:49 pm

Did they have the same currency as us? Or was it more of a "I'll give you this for that" system?

by **Ray Rider** on Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:23 am

jonesthecurl wrote:I have a t-shirt with the quote
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits"

heh that's a good one.

I've never met or read of anyone who didn't believe dinosaurs existed.

by **daddy1gringo** on Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:18 am

new guy1 wrote:What made me laugh alot about that was that they said they were "employed" to do so. What were they paid in, rocks? Meats? People that got in their way?

To be fair, an alternate definition of "employ" is simply "to make use of", as in, "To seem to win the argument, he employed an old trick called the 'ad hominem attack'."

by **AAFitz** on Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:11 am

jonesthecurl wrote:They are very careful to do a lionz, full of maybe.

...while full of shit.

by **AAFitz** on Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:15 am

Dukasaur wrote:
AAFitz wrote:
Viceroy63 wrote:How can anyone deny the existence of dinosaurs?

Hasn't any one seen the movie, "Jurassic Park?"

Ive seen some pretty stupid people discount scientific fossil evidence, so Im sure there are even more stupid people out there...but I agree, it seems unlikely.

Any time you postulate a finite limit for stupidity, you will eventually be proven wrong.

Silly me, I forgot the equation: S=s/0

S=Limit of stupidity
s=stupidity of any stupid person

by **Haggis_McMutton** on Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:20 am

AHA, FOUND ONE. (note that this was supposedly posted on a cracked article comment section, so it may well be a troll, but still)

Holy s**t can't scientists ever do something cool? Look just because you were beaten up in fourth grade it doesn't mean you have to keep throwing all of these s****y dinosaurs at us. I know the dinosaurs are just made up anyway, you took random dragon bones and started rearranging them into bullshit shapes to impress your basement dwelling science friends. Next time I want you idiot paleontologists, fossilologists, and geologists to start creating a dinosaur with an ak-47 instead of a dick on it’s head, okay? Maybe the people will start supporting your bogus career. Personally, I used to humor this whole theory of evolution thing, back when science was all about atomic explosions and curing smallpox. These days, science is about the Earth getting colder and dinosaurs looking increasingly stupider. What a crock of shit. This is why I support creationism, there are no surprises and everything is based on fact. You know, facts like reptiles have scales, birds have feathers. This isn’t Harry Potter, you can’t just shove two random animals together and call it a “hippogriff.” It’s a disgrace.

RalstonRock

Btw. here's another one I stumbled upon during my pilgrimage. Is it a troll ? I can't tell anymore.

I am having to heavily censor what I know and have seen because of two reasons. The Russians will get seriously upset with me if I reveal too much information. And also the information I have is not for a general audience nor for a child audience. It involves a lot of graphic, disturbing, sexually explicit, illegal, upsetting and shocking information.

But here is a milder and censored version of it. The Draconian Reptiles have contacted earth militaries and government authorities, because the Reptilians have a thing for leadership figures so they will naturally want to talk to humans who are in charge of things here. The militaries of the US, Japan, and Russia, are all in close dealings with the Draconian Reptiles.

The Reptilians and militaries of earth are in agreements and trading systems. Reptilians get women like me as egg donors for their hybrid programs. Basically, the Reptilians have their team of Dinosaurs, Orions, Zetas and Thubans to extract my egg cells and they mix in Zeta, Dinosaur, or even Draconian genetics with mine so to make a hybrid that is a mixture of alien and human. The children also have a father who is most often an Illuminati hybrid himself.

The militaries and aliens all regard me as some strange alien. I am told I have twelve strands of DNA. The Reptilians are highly selective in terms of the human DNA they are after. First of all, my Reptilians will only use Caucasian and Nordic, to be more exact, Finnish, DNA, and I am a 100% Finnish. But there is also something very extra about my DNA because I have heightened psychic skills. The aliens are scrambling to find my genes that enable these skills. They also want to incorporate my feet into the hybrid generation because the hybrid children have problems with their feet. But other than that the hybrids should be pretty much their alien predecessor.

"Russian MILABS"

by **2dimes** on Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:26 am

Not bad, the second one is closing In on new thread territory. Best part is the revelation that the fathers of the babies she's surrogating are hybrids for the plausible deniability "He takes human form. You can't tell he's reptilian!"