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Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby nietzsche on Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:44 pm

I think every atheist believes in something.
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby The Voice on Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:10 pm

I wish I could locate the article--I don't even remember the publication--but it had said that a good number (I have no recollection of what number specifically) of atheists pray. I apologize if this is a little off topic. I would, however, love to know from atheists if they do and, if so, under what circumstances.

As a christian, I'm disheartened by the fact that I seem incapable of praying. It's like every time I try, I sound like Jake Barnes in "The Sun Also Rises."
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:14 pm

The Voice wrote:I wish I could locate the article--I don't even remember the publication--but it had said that a good number (I have no recollection of what number specifically) of atheists pray. I apologize if this is a little off topic. I would, however, love to know from atheists if they do and, if so, under what circumstances.

As a christian, I'm disheartened by the fact that I seem incapable of praying. It's like every time I try, I sound like Jake Barnes in "The Sun Also Rises."


I haven't prayed since I was a small child.

I do sometimes swear at the universe or generally pretend me and the universe are in an adversarial relationship just cause it makes small annoyances a lot more entertaining.
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby MeDeFe on Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:17 pm

The right answer is not in the poll... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSSJpqADysU
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby crispybits on Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:30 pm

Also, kittens is not an option, therefore I do not believe in this poll.
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby nietzsche on Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:35 pm

I like this prayer that I was taught as a child, not because what it says but because how it sounds. The rhyme.

Angel de la guarda,
Mi dulce compania,
No me desampares,
Ni de noche ni de dia,
Si me desamparas,
Que sera de mi?
Angel de la guarda,
Ruega a dios por mi.
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jan 27, 2013 7:16 pm

I'm curious, are there any atheists who don't think aliens exist?
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby Maugena on Sun Jan 27, 2013 8:29 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I'm curious, are there any atheists who don't think aliens exist?

I think it's a possibility for there to be aliens.
I don't think we will ever accomplish contact, however.
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby Lootifer on Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:01 pm

Im agnostic, can I still vote?
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:07 pm

Maugena wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm curious, are there any atheists who don't think aliens exist?

I think it's a possibility for there to be aliens.
I don't think we will ever accomplish contact, however.


Pessimist.

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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby Lootifer on Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:09 pm

Other: Utopia.
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby JJM on Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:48 pm

I am glad that you brought this up. One of my best friends is Atheist but believes in ghosts. To me it seems weird, if their is no higher power then how do people go on after death. I would like to know if anyone else thinks this way.
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:50 pm

JJM wrote:I am glad that you brought this up. One of my best friends is Atheist but believes in ghosts. To me it seems weird, if their is no higher power then how do people go on after death. I would like to know if anyone else thinks this way.


That's pretty dumb. You should probably have an intervention with your friend about his low IQ.
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:06 pm

Well, I believe I'll have a beer.
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby chang50 on Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:37 pm

JJM wrote:I am glad that you brought this up. One of my best friends is Atheist but believes in ghosts. To me it seems weird, if their is no higher power then how do people go on after death. I would like to know if anyone else thinks this way.


It is quite possible for an atheist to believe in ghosts,my wife is a Buddhist atheist who believes in ghosts and reincarnation.It is probably quite unusual for an atheist raised in a theistic Western culture to believe in the supernatural,I certainly don't.
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby chang50 on Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:55 pm

The Voice wrote:I wish I could locate the article--I don't even remember the publication--but it had said that a good number (I have no recollection of what number specifically) of atheists pray. I apologize if this is a little off topic. I would, however, love to know from atheists if they do and, if so, under what circumstances.

As a christian, I'm disheartened by the fact that I seem incapable of praying. It's like every time I try, I sound like Jake Barnes in "The Sun Also Rises."


I was forced to pray as a young child,a terrible thing to do to the vulnerable btw,but cannot remember ever doing it sincerely.
Of course hundreds of millions of religious atheists pray regularly,just not to a deity.
I can imagine extreme circumstances where even the strongest non religious atheists might be reduced to a pitiful cry for help or comfort in their dying throes.Hitchens alluded to this before his own demise,emphasising should this happen it would no longer be the authentic him speaking.There is no evidence of his succumbing to this,I can only hope for his strength.
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby Maugena on Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:02 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Maugena wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I'm curious, are there any atheists who don't think aliens exist?

I think it's a possibility for there to be aliens.
I don't think we will ever accomplish contact, however.


Pessimist.

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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:12 am

jonesthecurl wrote:Well, I believe I'll have a beer.



Hallelujah! I was right.
Now I believe I'll have some more.
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:55 am

I used to believe in humanity's potential to marginally diminish poverty, death, war, etc., while creating wealth through trade and the division of labor--with less and less dependence on politicians and the State, but now I believe in Rock & Roll.
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby comic boy on Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:03 am

The Voice wrote:I wish I could locate the article--I don't even remember the publication--but it had said that a good number (I have no recollection of what number specifically) of atheists pray. I apologize if this is a little off topic. I would, however, love to know from atheists if they do and, if so, under what circumstances.

As a christian, I'm disheartened by the fact that I seem incapable of praying. It's like every time I try, I sound like Jake Barnes in "The Sun Also Rises."


I would love to see how the article defined praying :D
Atheists have one thing in common , they dont believe in a Deity , so praying to one would be as logical as chatting to the fairy at the bottom of their garden.
For the record I believe in love , compassion and a lot of the stuff that Jesus supposedly preached.
Can't for the life of me understand why we need this message to be coupled with a load of supernatural mumbo jumbo :(
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Jan 28, 2013 10:20 am

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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby JJM on Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:34 pm

chang50 wrote:
JJM wrote:I am glad that you brought this up. One of my best friends is Atheist but believes in ghosts. To me it seems weird, if their is no higher power then how do people go on after death. I would like to know if anyone else thinks this way.


It is quite possible for an atheist to believe in ghosts,my wife is a Buddhist atheist who believes in ghosts and reincarnation.It is probably quite unusual for an atheist raised in a theistic Western culture to believe in the supernatural,I certainly don't.

I know a few things about Buddhism, some see it as a religion and others as a philosophy. I know that their is a belief that if a person lives right they can achieve Nirvana or enlightenment, so does she believe that that is the way to reach the supernatural life, or am I completely wrong?
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby Timminz on Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:47 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Well, I believe I'll have a beer.

Hallelujah! I was right.
Now I believe I'll have some more.


I'm with Jonesy on this one.


BigBallinStalin wrote:I believe in Rock & Roll.


I believe in a thing called love.




Seriously though, I use religious turns of phrase regularly. To someone who overheard me, it might sound like I was praying. Like, when I say, "Jesus christ, please don't let that dude with the oozing sores on his face sit in the seat next to me", I'm not really asking Jesus Christ to prevent it; I'm just hoping and swearing.
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:25 pm

No but if he doesn't sit there you KNOW that Jesus heard you.
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Re: Atheists --- what do you believe in?

Postby notyou2 on Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:10 pm

I believe in you.
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