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Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby Trevor33 on Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:19 pm

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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby Serbia on Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:22 pm

Worst*

Also, I have to disagree. Black Eyed Peas were worse. But that doesn't make this good - this was also bad.
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby nagerous on Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:49 pm

At least there was power for it..
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby new guy1 on Sun Feb 03, 2013 8:53 pm

nagerous wrote:At least there was power for it..


Yeah, so much power that they drained some from the game.
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby jigger1986 on Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:03 pm

I thought it was awesome!
Beyonce is hot and DC reunion, ahhhh shit :D


Jokes tho, it sucked!
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby warmonger1981 on Sun Feb 03, 2013 9:12 pm

AGREED! WORST EVER .
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby Kaplowitz on Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:30 am

I certainly enjoyed the part when extra Beyonces came out. Why have only one Beyonce when you can have three?
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:05 am

True Story -
I live so far from anything relevant that there wasn't a TV channel here that carried the Superbowl's broadcast.
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby Jashur on Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:10 am

All it needed was a stripper pole.
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:17 am

It was bad. At least I knew the songs by the Black Eyed Peas and Madonna. I literally didn't know any songs by their name by Beyonce.

It's enraging that they'll never pick an artist/band that ACTUAL football fans will like. They want to haul in the female, 20-40 demographic and you do that by bringing in shitty pop acts. Just give us Metallica or some shit, seriously.
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby grifftron on Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:16 am

LOLS you still like Metallica.
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby daddy1gringo on Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:04 am

Serbia wrote:Worst*

Yeah, what idiots planned this thing? They probably don't even know the difference between a comparative and a superlative!
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:57 am

Dudes... seriously? Beyonce. She has thick thighs and yet still manages to have gap. She is probably the sexiest woman alive and has been for five years running.
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby KoolBak on Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:23 am

:lol: Oh man....

The fooking Who were FAR worse....and J Jackson.....bad, but not the worst....especially wit dat gap-age :lol:
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:05 am

thegreekdog wrote:Dudes... seriously? Beyonce. She has thick thighs and yet still manages to have gap. She is probably the sexiest woman alive and has been for five years running.

Yeah, I usually watch the Kitty Half Time show on Animal Planet, but this year I watched Beyonce.


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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby nagerous on Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:03 pm

Oh well, the game was pretty quality. First time I've actually stayed up and watched one properly, and not just down the pub. Those quarterbacks were insanely impressive and the fight back for the 49ers was exhilarating to watch. I thought they were down and out at the time of the power cut but with the ridiculous comeback, they suddenly looked like they were going to win.
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby whitestazn88 on Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:57 pm

If you thought Madonna's halftime performance last year was better than Beyonce's this year, you're either 1) deaf, 2) blind, 3) a senile Madonna fan, or 4) racist.

Beyonce didn't sing her best songs, but she was a very energetic performer, and I think that's better than all those old heads they were getting for years (eg Springsteen, The Who).

Destiny's Child reunion was also great. Independent Women and Bootylicious? Such a great throwback.

And that's not even mentioning that whole "finger lick and drag it down my chest" move that Beyonce did.
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby DoomYoshi on Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:07 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:If you thought Madonna's halftime performance last year was better than Beyonce's this year, you're either 1) deaf, 2) blind, 3) a senile Madonna fan, or 4) racist.

Beyonce didn't sing her best songs, but she was a very energetic performer, and I think that's better than all those old heads they were getting for years (eg Springsteen, The Who).

Destiny's Child reunion was also great. Independent Women and Bootylicious? Such a great throwback.

And that's not even mentioning that whole "finger lick and drag it down my chest" move that Beyonce did.

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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby AAFitz on Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:41 pm

whitestazn88 wrote:If you thought Madonna's halftime performance last year was better than Beyonce's this year, you're either 1) deaf, 2) blind, 3) a senile Madonna fan, or 4) racist.

Beyonce didn't sing her best songs, but she was a very energetic performer, and I think that's better than all those old heads they were getting for years (eg Springsteen, The Who).

Destiny's Child reunion was also great. Independent Women and Bootylicious? Such a great throwback.

And that's not even mentioning that whole "finger lick and drag it down my chest" move that Beyonce did.


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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:46 pm

What more did you want from a Superbowl halftime show?

show



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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby KoolBak on Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:47 pm

Highlight for me:

NEW STAR TREK MOVIE COMING IN MAY!!!!
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:48 pm

I'm thoroughly confused how anyone who believes himself to be a heterosexual male could not like the halftime show. Here is how I envision the conversation:

Jim and Bob are watching the Super Bowl halftime show.

Jim: You know Bob, this halftime show sucks.
Bob: Seriously Jim. Who gives a shit about pop music or R&B?
Jim: And didn't she just lip sync at the inaugaration?
Bob: And lip synching is a real issue that should be addressed because it affects whether Obama will be a great president, but this is just crappy music.
Jim: Yeah, who wants to watch a beautiful, voluptuous woman dance and gyrate in front of other beautiful women? I want to watch a hunk like Tom Petty or Bruce Springsteen run around on stage in tight pants.
Bob: Seriously, at least then we would have good lip synching instead of this R&B trash.
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:58 pm

ITT: tgd prefers Beyonce over Tom Petty
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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:59 pm

Army of GOD wrote:ITT: tgd prefers Beyonce over Tom Petty


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Re: Worse Superbowl halftime show ever.

Postby thegreekdog on Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:01 pm

KoolBak wrote:Highlight for me:

NEW STAR TREK MOVIE COMING IN MAY!!!!


I have no idea what it's about and I've watched the preview like 10 times.

Is it me or are movie previews getting ridiculously fast moving? Like Iron Man 3. Who the hell knows what's going on?

Alternatively, it could be that I'm getting old.
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