Sadly Not The Onion

[Symmetry]

http://theon1on.com/

Get your daily dose of outrage right here.

[Gillipig]

No outrage from me, just laughter. Take this as an example:5-Year-Old Kid Spends $2,500 On iPad Apps In 10 Minutes
Haha, that kiddo must've been busy with his little fingers lol. Read the entire story here: http://www.businessinsider.com/5-year-o ... tes-2013-3

[Symmetry]

Aye, some of the stories are just hilarious. Some are just depressing. Most are a mix.

[Lil_SlimShady]

But Montana — who's worked with everyone from Rick Ross to Diddy to Waka Flocka Flame

I must be really out of touch with the world if Montana has worked with everyone and I don't even know who any of these people are. And whether they are people or just fancy names for cocktails.

[AAFitz]

http://www.towleroad.com/2013/02/robertsonsweaters.html

Or this one about Pat Robertson on the demon in the sweaters answer.

I will say this, while its hard to believe, demons in Old Navy clothing, really would explain a lot.

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‘Fresh Prince’ theme song on phone sparks school lockdown

It's one of those things you can't unhear...

Though, perhaps having a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air ringtone could be a contributing cause to becoming an alienated and revenge-fueled loner.