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Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:59 am

How different are the Human TGF and the Rat TGF?
-They are neither similar nor different

I lol'ed at this one. Not only is the TA cute, she has a great sense of humor.
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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:11 pm

Why not have a little chat with her and go ask her out? See music, go dancing, something like that.
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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:41 pm

BigBallinStalin wrote:Why not have a little chat with her and go ask her out? See music, go dancing, something like that.


Girlfriend might not like it.
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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:51 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Why not have a little chat with her and go ask her out? See music, go dancing, something like that.


Girlfriend might not like it.


Or maybe she will and it'll be a win-win all around.

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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:09 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Why not have a little chat with her and go ask her out? See music, go dancing, something like that.


Girlfriend might not like it.


Or maybe she will and it'll be a win-win all around.

-TG



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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby Lootifer on Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:10 pm

I believe thats a win-win-win.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:20 pm

The TA's girlfriend is?
  • Hot
  • Sort of Hot
  • Uber Hot
  • Scorching Hot
  • Not Hot
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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:23 pm

My girlfriend, not the TA's. I don't think she is a lesbian, although it could be neat.
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Postby 2dimes on Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:28 pm

The "doesn't exist" option intentionaly omitted.
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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby Gilligan on Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:33 pm

My TAs aren't American. Nor are they female.
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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby ManBungalow on Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:42 pm

When you go to leave somebody a rating after a game and you put 'Good Teammate' and 'Bad Teammate'.

I mean, wow, that's a whole new level of Best Multiple Choice answers ever.
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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:05 pm

ManBungalow wrote:When you go to leave somebody a rating after a game and you put 'Good Teammate' and 'Bad Teammate'.

I mean, wow, that's a whole new level of Best Multiple Choice answers ever.


Yes it is :)
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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby xeno on Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:42 pm

Geez doom sounds like you can barely make it through the class without busting a nut due to the sexual tension. My advice: bang her. Work in to your girlfriend some sob story about how she came on to you but don't forget the goal here. Change your failing test score to an a and dump the ta and your girlfriend. Profit
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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby thegreekdog on Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:32 pm

ManBungalow wrote:When you go to leave somebody a rating after a game and you put 'Good Teammate' and 'Bad Teammate'.

I mean, wow, that's a whole new level of Best Multiple Choice answers ever.


I used to do that a lot. I wanted to see if I could generate a report in C&A. Never happened... sigh.
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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby DoomYoshi on Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:45 pm

xeno wrote:Geez doom sounds like you can barely make it through the class without busting a nut due to the sexual tension. My advice: bang her. Work in to your girlfriend some sob story about how she came on to you but don't forget the goal here. Change your failing test score to an a and dump the ta and your girlfriend. Profit


This is starting to sound like a Rube Goldberg plot.
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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby BigBallinStalin on Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:58 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
ManBungalow wrote:When you go to leave somebody a rating after a game and you put 'Good Teammate' and 'Bad Teammate'.

I mean, wow, that's a whole new level of Best Multiple Choice answers ever.


I used to do that a lot. I wanted to see if I could generate a report in C&A. Never happened... sigh.


No worries, I filed a C&A complaint against you.
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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby jonesthecurl on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:50 pm

In one of the quizzes I ran last year, I had a round in which you had to decide who the quotes I provided were from.
The choices in each case were (a) random famous person (b) Winston Churchill or (c) Miss Piggy.
It was surprisingly difficult.
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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Mar 14, 2013 5:33 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:In one of the quizzes I ran last year, I had a round in which you had to decide who the quotes I provided were from.
The choices in each case were (a) random famous person (b) Winston Churchill or (c) Miss Piggy.
It was surprisingly difficult.

There used to be a quiz making the email rounds that asked you to choose if a quote was from Al Gore or the Unabomber. Very difficult.
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Re: Best Multiple Choice answers ever

Postby CBlake on Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:27 pm

On my Biology Exams my professor will always make option E, I was sleeping in class or not paying attention so I have no idea.
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