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I think my house is haunted

Postby / on Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:53 am

My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby _sabotage_ on Wed Mar 27, 2013 6:56 am

Tear down that wall!
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby koontz1973 on Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:32 am

Get the F out and never go back. Run.

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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby thegreekdog on Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:59 am

Yeah, you have to leave dude.
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:20 am

/ wrote:My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?





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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby AAFitz on Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:34 am

Seven Minutes.
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:12 pm

Tell the ghost to "Come at me bro!" And see what happens.
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby Maugena on Wed Mar 27, 2013 4:32 pm

Tell it if it can perform sexual favors it can stay.
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:06 pm

Rotate it upside down and see if that helps.
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby Just_essence on Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:33 pm

Maybe you put a spring underneath it?
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:19 am

Watch it for suspicious activity.

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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby koontz1973 on Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:29 am

Maugena wrote:Tell it if it can perform sexual favors it can stay.

Going to have to watch The Entity now. Not that that is about favours.
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby hotfire on Thu Mar 28, 2013 7:32 am

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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:20 am

The problem with hauntings is that whenever you are ready to leave, it's too late, you are trapped. If you leave now, you will die now. Instead, treat the next few months as your last. Keep the clock off the wall, you can my HyperAccurate one instead.
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:11 am

We haven't heard from / in a while. I hope / is okay.
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby oVo on Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:17 pm

I have a friend who lives in a house he shares
with a friendly spirit and they get along fine.

Many years ago a two girls I know moved into
a rent house that was haunted and they only
stayed two nights and three days.

Toilets flushed, faucets came on "by themselves,"
books flew off of shelves, doors locked/unlocked
and lights turned off for no reason.
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby new guy1 on Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:40 pm

thegreekdog wrote:We haven't heard from / in a while. I hope / is okay.


Probably took muy's advice. Good job muy, you got / killed.

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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:43 pm

/ wrote:My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?


Get a clock that ticks on the wall.
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:08 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
/ wrote:My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?


Get a clock that ticks on the wall.

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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby The Voice on Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:09 am

jonesthecurl wrote:
/ wrote:My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?


Get a clock that ticks on the wall.


Or a tick that clocks the wall.
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby clangfield on Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:37 pm

/ wrote:My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?

If you don't believe in them, they don't exist.
Most likely a lorry driving past, or a minor earth tremor.
Sleep well.
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby Serbia on Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:02 pm

clangfield wrote:
/ wrote:My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?

If you don't believe in them, they don't exist.
Most likely a lorry driving past, or a minor earth tremor.
Sleep well.


Fine. I don't believe in England. IT NO LONGER EXISTS.

Bollocks.
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby ManBungalow on Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:11 pm

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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:17 pm

clangfield wrote:
/ wrote:My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?

If you don't believe in them, they don't exist.
Most likely a lorry driving past, or a minor earth tremor.
Sleep well.


Every time you say you don't believe in them, one dies. Wait, no, that's fairies. Everybody clap for Tinkerbell!
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Re: I think my house is haunted

Postby tzor on Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:41 pm

I once lived in a place where there was an apartment that people claimed was haunted. It was said to be haunted by a nurse when the place was a hospital. The locals would claim that they saw her in the windows. A family moved in with two young children to that apartment. We never heard of a haunting event; we figured that the nurse left in disgust because she was a nurse; not a baby sitter.
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