Yearbook Accolades

[saxitoxin]

The Yearbook Committee is working on this year's Conquer Club annual and is now taking your votes for the Accolades section. Here are the categories:

Most Likely to Break a World Record - SERBIA (44%)
Most Likely to Marry for Money - NIETZSCHE (33%)
Most Likely to be a Porn Star - ARMY OF GOD (31%)
Most Likely to Win X Factor - JONESTHECURL (27%)
Most Likely to Become a Billionaire - FRUITCAKE (38%)
Best Hair - CBLAKE (50%)
Best Dressed - TIMMINZ (63%)
Best Legs - LOOTIFER (25%)
Best Smile - QUIRK (55%)
Biggest Drama Queen - SYMMETRY (43%)
Best Couple - SERBIA & TRIPITAKA (50%)
Biggest Gossip - PIMPDAVE (47%)
Most Likely to Kill Someone - NIGHT STRIKE (38%)
Biggest Sweetheart - xeno (100%)

Feel free to make the case for who you think should be nominated. In the meantime, the first category voted on will be 'Most Likely to Break a World Record.'

[Ray Rider]

Most Likely to Become a Billionaire

That means you don't qualify, Saxi, since you're already a billionaire, right?

[saxitoxin]

Most Likely to Become a Billionaire

That means you don't qualify, Saxi, since you're already a billionaire, right?

All my funds are currently tied-up in Palm Oil Futures, so it really depends on how much Napalm the Burmese air force purchases this year. I could easily get wiped out.

Took a big gamble on that one, gang. Questioning Fruitcake's investment advice.

[ManBungalow]

Most Likely to Become a Billionaire

That means you don't qualify, Saxi, since you're already a billionaire, right?

I suggest changing the category to "Most Likely to Be a Billionaire". That way it can include the present and future tenses. Those have-been billionaires are excluded.

Also, I think we should standardise the currency to be used in assessing that category. In addition to standardising the spelling of standardise and its derivatives by penalising the use of standardize and penalize.

[saxitoxin]

Also, I think we should standardise the currency to be used in assessing that category.

The Yearbook Committee will take this suggestion under advisement since it's quite likely nietzsche is probably a trillionaire if we're measuring in pesos.

[DoomYoshi]

Damn, I was hoping I could slide my Pokemon Yen into the billionaire category.

[Ray Rider]

Most Likely to Become a Billionaire

That means you don't qualify, Saxi, since you're already a billionaire, right?

I suggest changing the category to "Most Likely to Be a Billionaire". That way it can include the present and future tenses. Those have-been billionaires are excluded.

Also, I think we should standardise the currency to be used in assessing that category. In addition to standardising the spelling of standardise and its derivatives by penalising the use of standardize and penalize.

Just try saying "standardising" with an "s" sound like "sing"...it sounds stupid. Now try saying it with a "z" like "zing" at the end. You get the point.

Edit: misunderstood Saxi's investment...

[Ray Rider]

Also, I think we should standardise the currency to be used in assessing that category.

The Yearbook Committee will take this suggestion under advisement since it's quite likely nietzsche is probably a trillionaire if we're measuring in pesos.

Do we have anyone from Zimbabwe on the forum?

[Funkyterrance]

Frankly I don't think any from this group will amount to anything. Sorry guys.

[2dimes]

~sniff~

[saxitoxin]

With a 44% plurality, SERBIA is considered most likely to break a world record. The world record he is likely to break is unclear.

[Fruitcake]

Most Likely to Become a Billionaire

That means you don't qualify, Saxi, since you're already a billionaire, right?

All my funds are currently tied-up in Palm Oil Futures, so it really depends on how much Napalm the Burmese air force purchases this year. I could easily get wiped out.

Took a big gamble on that one, gang. Questioning Fruitcake's investment advice.

Crude palm Oil is at something of a 24 month low, so it's buy buy buy time Saxi. Mortgage your mansion, call up your broker and demand a decent margin call! June futures seem like a very heavy trading time.

A couple of caveats, if the politicos in Brussels stop using the substance to grease themselves out of trouble (or into each other), you could catch a cold so beware. I hope your investment is in a hard currency like the Euro (chortle) and not some second tier soft currency like the Ringgit

[thegreekdog]

With a 44% plurality, SERBIA is considered most likely to break a world record. The world record he is likely to break is unclear.

Wait... I thought the choice was Serbia's mom. Revote.

[BigBallinStalin]

AoG would definitely marry for money. It would make life so much easier for him, and he's the kind of guy looking for an easy out.

[saxitoxin]

With a 33% plurality, NIETZSCHE is considered most likely to marry for money. (Presumably some people here think "Green Card" is a type of ATM card.)

[Lootifer]

Most like to win an olympic medal.
Most likely to do hard time.
Most likely to end up in hospital as a result of a bar fight.

[2dimes]

I'm reasonably sure anyone here would all ready be on it if they were going to do pr0n.

[Funkyterrance]

Ok just put me down for 2dimes for all of the rest of them.

[Funkyterrance]

Wait, hold on, can't a "little person" in porn pretty much write his/her own ticket to wall street? I change my vote to aog.

[CBlake]

This is an easy choice for me.

[Funkyterrance]

This is an easy choice for me.

Just an fyi Blake, you might have to do some hetero stuff depending on your contract.

[CBlake]

This is an easy choice for me.

Just an fyi Blake, you might have to do some hetero stuff depending on your contract.

That actually sounds like a nice change of pace, my arsehole is throbbing.

[saxitoxin]

With a 31% plurality, Army of God is the Most Likely to Become a Porn Star.

[Funkyterrance]

I don't watch television but I'm assuming this is a TV show. I guess I'll pick I dunno... jonethecurl?

[saxitoxin]

With a 27% plurality, jonesthecurl is the Most Likely to Win X Factor.