Yearbook Accolades

by **CBlake** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:11 pm

saxitoxin wrote:There will have to be a run-off between CBlake, rdsrds and BVP.

Aww I thought I won.

by **2dimes** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:54 pm

These so rigged they are getting ridiculous. How is Quirk not just awarded best hair?

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:11 pm

Fruitcake wrote:Sadly I am follicly challenged, so would not be able to put myself forwards for the best hair Accolade. In fact I am one of the most follicly challenged people I know.

However, I am considered something of a fart smeller...sorry...smart fella and I am sure my Savile Row tailor and Jermyn Street shoe maker would both love to bask in the reflected glory of my winning the best dressed poll, so would request an entry to that Accolade.

#1 - You can only win one accolade and are, thereafter, disqualified from future rounds.

#2 - I know for a fact you don't shop on Saville Row as I have surveillance video of you shopping (and singing like a madman) on Portobello Road:

by **Quirk** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:39 pm

2dimes wrote:These so rigged they are getting ridiculous. How is Quirk not just awarded best hair?

Weirdos are rarely well represented in yearbooks unless they are on the yearbook staff. I should know. I've always been a weirdo among weirdos. Plus I'm a sporadic poster and I wasn't in the poll. But here's my hair pic anyway. It's about 20 years old. My hair is shorter and my gut is smaller now.

by **DoomYoshi** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:57 pm

Your flag doesn't have enough stars...

by **DoomYoshi** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:58 pm

Most likely to abandon the www and switch to gopher (or USENET or anything else really).

by **Quirk** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:10 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:Your flag doesn't have enough stars...

It flew in the battle of Manila Bay in 1898. They had not added the new star for Utah yet. It's made out of hemp.

by **Fruitcake** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:25 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Fruitcake wrote:Sadly I am follicly challenged, so would not be able to put myself forwards for the best hair Accolade. In fact I am one of the most follicly challenged people I know.

However, I am considered something of a fart smeller...sorry...smart fella and I am sure my Savile Row tailor and Jermyn Street shoe maker would both love to bask in the reflected glory of my winning the best dressed poll, so would request an entry to that Accolade.

#1 - You can only win one accolade and are, thereafter, disqualified from future rounds.

#2 - I know for a fact you don't shop on Saville Row as I have surveillance video of you shopping (and singing like a madman) on Portobello Road:

Dash it all...captured bang to rights Guv.
ps. One can always tell the cut a chaps jib by the way he spells Savile Row

by **2dimes** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:29 pm

You look quite a bit more like your sonny in that picture. I certainly hope you're having a significantly better year.

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:39 pm

Fruitcake wrote:ps. One can always tell the cut a chaps jib by the way he spells Savile Row

I have made NO secret on this board that I shop at KOHL's for the great savings. Do SaviLe Row shops let you buy suits by the pound? I didn't think so. At Kohl's I can get a 50 pound bag of suits for $19.95.

I will admit, however, that the shopping experience is a little lacking since they've started to post these signs all over -

by **saxitoxin** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:16 pm

With a 50% plurality, CBlake has been voted BEST HAIR.

by **Serbia** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:28 pm

Skittles! is obviously Best Dressed.

Bollocks.

by **jonesthecurl** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:44 pm

saxitoxin wrote:With a 27% plurality, jonesthecurl is the Most Likely to Win X Factor.

Why, thank you folks.
So come see me on Tuesday at the Broadway Comedy Club...
https://www.smarttix.com/show.aspx?EID=&showCode=CAS14&BundleCode=&PackageCode=&GUID=46b1677d-d248-4dd7-98fc-62ed48f60dd6

by **CBlake** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:03 pm

saxitoxin wrote:With a 50% plurality, CBlake has been voted BEST HAIR.

WHOOOOOOOOOO, UCA for best dresseD!

by **BigBallinStalin** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:06 pm

Best dressed? I don't wear anything, and it can be tough at times, but I'll fight the good fight.

Timminz is the best dressed. He's some business yuppie, always wearing nice suits and silk underwear.

by **_sabotage_** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:07 pm

I'll take the best undressed, thanks.

by **Funkyterrance** on Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:33 pm

Most of those guys I picture in t-shirts most of the time but I've always imagined Haggis to be a pretty tidy person who takes care of his stuff so that's who I'm going with.