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Sick of this.

Postby Lootifer on Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:29 am

All of it.
I go to the gym to justify my mockery of fat people.
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Re: Sick of this.

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:54 am

For a limited time only, you can try for free, my simple 3 step program to happiness.

Ready to turn it around Looty? Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life!!!

The Happiness Equation

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Re: Sick of this.

Postby Lootifer on Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:59 am

Homer SimpsonMarilyn Manson once said "I'm not gay, but I'll learn".

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Re: Sick of this.

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:01 am

oh c'mon, give it a try! There is nothing to be afraid of! I just finished watching it after I posted, and you already had your post here, so I know you didn't watch it!

If you don't watch it, then you can't see the wonders and joys of step 2, and you will receive a zero for the day.
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Re: Sick of this.

Postby Lootifer on Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:08 am

I should have gone to med school but I don't like rote learning.

Then I could fix people.

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Re: Sick of this.

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:17 am

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO!!!! STOP POSTING ALL MY FAVORITE MUSIC AT ONES* AND GET HAPPY!!!

Step 2: Key to Happiness and Goodness
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Re: Sick of this.

Postby Lootifer on Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:49 am

Fine then ill post music you certainly wont like!







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Re: Sick of this.

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:47 am

Step 3: Happiness is a moral obligation. Happy people make the world a better place


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Re: Sick of this.

Postby oVo on Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:01 am

Three rights make a left. Order now and get a second set at no charge,
just pay shipping and handling, but be sure to ask about free shipping.
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Re: Sick of this.

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:43 am

Just remember, it's all bullshit in the end.

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Re: Sick of this.

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:16 am

Lootifer wrote:I should have gone to med school but I don't like rote learning.

Then I could fix people.


Maybe. You could have been a doctor and said, "I should've been an engineer, so I can help more people per hour."
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Re: Sick of this.

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:22 am

I'm Kurtis Blow and I want you to know that these are the breaks.
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Re: Sick of this.

Postby oVo on Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:18 pm

I appreciate & enjoy youtoobed vidyos, but have lost my appreciation for entire pages of black squares simultaneously loading. Particularly music threads where every post is packed full of these critters. Guess I'm devolving towards a preference for the clickable old linkages instead of getting all googled up.
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Re: Sick of this.

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:35 pm

I thought P.S. might come back with a different tactic. And he has... sort of. It looks like he's trying to make roundabout conservative arguments so that he doesn't sound like a card-carrying member of the mainstream Republican Rush Limbaughs. But it's not working as he reverts back to self. I'm hoping he keeps trying.

Exhibit A

- Phatscotty - Hey guys, gun control was a way for people to keep down the black man.
- Phatscotty (internal dialogue) - This is going to get people to either agree with me or, if they don't agree with me, I can call them racist.
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Re: Sick of this.

Postby Lootifer on Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:40 pm

You should have seen him and ooge on livechat last night. I rambled about everything from Bok Choi to Class A Narcotics and they didnt bat an eyelid; I had quite the convosation with myself.
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Re: Sick of this.

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:45 pm

Lootifer wrote:You should have seen him and ooge on livechat last night. I rambled about everything from Bok Choi to Class A Narcotics and they didnt bat an eyelid; I had quite the convosation with myself.


Just wait until pimpdave comes back...
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Re: Sick of this.

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:14 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
Lootifer wrote:You should have seen him and ooge on livechat last night. I rambled about everything from Bok Choi to Class A Narcotics and they didnt bat an eyelid; I had quite the convosation with myself.


Just wait until pimpdave comes back...



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Re: Sick of this.

Postby Serbia on Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:44 pm



Bollocks.
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Re: Sick of this.

Postby Phatscotty on Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:43 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
Lootifer wrote:You should have seen him and ooge on livechat last night. I rambled about everything from Bok Choi to Class A Narcotics and they didnt bat an eyelid; I had quite the convosation with myself.


Just wait until pimpdave comes back...


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Re: Sick of this.

Postby oVo on Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:05 pm

thegreekdog wrote:Just wait until pimpdave comes back...

Dave's not here?
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Re: Sick of this.

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:55 pm

oVo wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Just wait until pimpdave comes back...

Dave's not here?




What happened to Dave? And why would Dave have anything to do with this?
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Re: Sick of this.

Postby Phatscotty on Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:30 pm

I can guarantee you this thread has saved at least one life...
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Re: Sick of this.

Postby notyou2 on Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:45 pm

Phatscotty wrote:I can guarantee you this thread has saved at least one life...


By not arming slaves?
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Re: Sick of this.

Postby Lootifer on Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:21 pm

Whos life did it save? Not mine, im dead inside (and sym dont worry brah, i was dead inside before i started this thread).
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