Which OT regular should we send to Mars? Head2head edition

[kentington]

But I'm the arrogant idiot...because I admitted to my mistake while you continue to rant on like a vodka-enslaved moron.

Stop being a troll, jackass.

You sir, are a dumbass. I mean you don't even have the common sense to realize that six centimeters is bigger than a golf ball (which is irrefutable BTW) and you still have to check your medical papers to realize your mistake. Until then you had no doubts what so ever. How obtuse does one have to be?

So yeah, I'm going to bust the shit our of your balls because you are an arrogant idiot.

You both can stop. This is a friendly warning. You may not care and may not take heed. This is your prerogative.

[Funkyterrance]

So is 60mm a big stone to pass through your pecker or not? I still can't see the forest for the trees here.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

So is 60mm a big stone to pass through your pecker or not? I still can't see the forest for the trees here.

A 60mm (2.36in) calculus would never leave your kidney. In fact, your kidney would rupture long before that. Even if it didn't, the lumen of your ureters are only about 4mm in diameter.

-TG

[Woodruff]

So is 60mm a big stone to pass through your pecker or not?

Yes, it certainly is.

[kentington]

So is 60mm a big stone to pass through your pecker or not?

Yes, it certainly is.

I feel sorry for you. Mine was 8mm and considered impassible. That means you were at the upper limits of what was possible for your body.

[2dimes]

what in the actual f*ck is going on here

Sounds like we found our medical officer for the CC mission to mars.

A woman that could suck a golf ball through a garden hose and she's a nurse.

[Lootifer]

Shit got weird; sorry I didnt check thread over the weekend; but it looks like WE NEED A COUPLE MORE VOTES!

Will check regularly, ill give it to the person who gets the first 2 point lead (or if I get board, one point).

[thegreekdog]

thegreekdog would make the rest of the Mars colonists bored as shit talking about tax-law and whatnot.

TG by a mile.

I agree.

[Lootifer]

f*ck it then. Messir Gunner is the WINNER!

Next up Maugena vs Saxitoxin!

[Funkyterrance]

I don't think saxi's old bones could take the strain of liftoff so he's out.

[AndyDufresne]

I voted Saxi, because Mars will need a local tea party chapter.


--Andy

[TA1LGUNN3R]

f*ck it then. Messir Gunner is the WINNER!

Next up Maugena vs Saxitoxin!

yuss

-TG

[Timminz]

I'm excited for this, but we need to do it right.

First, we need to have responsibilities:

Going to Mars:

Captain
Engineer
Science Advisor
Communications
Weapons
Mechanic
Food Preparer
Food Grower and Harvester
Medic
Expendable "Red Shirt"
Massuese
Token Child #1
Token Child #2
Teacher/Educator (for children)
Counsellor
Security
Pilot
Co-Pilot
Cameraman... er, person
Wisecracking Bad Ass

Staying on Earth:
CEO
CFO
Producer of Television Show

I'll be the selfless one here, and will accept the role as CFO for this mission.

[thegreekdog]

Dammit. I wanted CFO, which is one of the myriad reasons I didn't want to go to Mars and deferred to Dr. Tailgunner.

[Timminz]

Dammit. I wanted CFO, which is one of the myriad reasons I didn't want to go to Mars and deferred to Dr. Tailgunner.

You are hereby promoted to CEO.

[BigBallinStalin]

We don't need Astrophysicists in space. We need Excessive Party Organizers instead. It can get boring out there.

[Army of GOD]

I'll be the priest

[saxitoxin]

I'll be the priest

would prefer not to share a room with AoG, thx

[john9blue]

I voted Saxi, because Mars will need a local tea party chapter.


--Andy

maybe you should hear what saxi has to say about the modern tea party...

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=189040&p=4136916#p4136916

sorry for bursting your worldview

[Lootifer]

By a narrow margin Saxitoxin has progressed into the next round!!!

Next up patches70 vs Symmetry!!

[saxitoxin]

By a narrow margin Saxitoxin has progressed into the next round!!!

Next up patches70 vs Symmetry!!

Sym and I roomed together at ConquerCamp and seemed to get along. It did creep me out a little that he sleeps with his eyes open, but you get used to it.

[Army of GOD]

I heard Sym has nasty BO

[Woodruff]

I voted Saxi, because Mars will need a local tea party chapter.
--Andy

maybe you should hear what saxi has to say about the modern tea party...

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=189040&p=4136916#p4136916

sorry for bursting your worldview

I could be mistaken, but I think that was the joke. That's how I took it anyway.

[Funkyterrance]

Patches is way too unstable holy crap are you kidding??? He would throw a rock through the biodome leaking all the air out or something insane like that.

[AndyDufresne]

Here is an advertising poster we can all use:




--Andy