CHILDBIRTH VS KICKED IN THE BALLS

by **Juan_Bottom** on Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:17 pm

I knew it!

by **notyou2** on Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:28 pm

I suppose if the pain from being hit in the balls lasted 8 hours, then perhaps they are equal.

by **TA1LGUNN3R** on Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:32 pm

And if you had to get you scrotum sewn up afterwards.

They aren't comparable.

-TG

by **Juan_Bottom** on Mon Apr 29, 2013 6:47 pm

I've been in pain for weeks after taking a BMX bike to the groin off a 20 foot high ramp. I mean, I threw up instantly while passing out, then spent 3 days wrapped in a bedsheet on a couch unable to move.

What they're saying is that there are variable degrees of pain in childbirth, and variable degrees of pain in being hit in the scrotum. And depending on the circumstances, these can overlap.

by **tzor** on Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:58 pm

Reminds me of a joke; once upon a time, a doctor informed a expecting couple of a new device they were testing that would transfer all of the pain of childbirth to the father of the child.

The husband reluctantly agreed. She gave birth to a baby boy without any pain whatsoever. The husband said he didn't experience much pain at all.

With baby in hand they returned home to find the milkman outside their front lawn, dead. His death appeared quite painful.

by **Army of GOD** on Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:26 pm

I'm pretty sure I've had to deal with more than 8 hours of total ball pain.

by **2dimes** on Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:28 pm

ITT presumably male people don't know the difference between a scrotum and testicles.

by **Funkyterrance** on Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:41 pm

Hard telling not knowing.

by **Gillipig** on Thu May 02, 2013 8:55 am

I'd rather take 8 hours of childbirth than 8 hours of getting my balls kicked. My balls would take maybe 15 minutes of constant kicking before they got destroyed, soon after that I'd pass out and then sometime during the remaining 7 hour and 45 minutes of the beatdown I'd die. Childbirth is like a dream compared to 8 hours of getting your balls kicked.

by **Timminz** on Thu May 02, 2013 8:59 am

Only one of these options has a purpose, therefore it is the better one.

by **2dimes** on Thu May 02, 2013 12:34 pm

Is that purpose revenge?

by **Timminz** on Thu May 02, 2013 4:17 pm

2dimes wrote:Is that purpose revenge?

Well, I have heard of people getting "revenge" by poking holes in condoms...

by **AAFitz** on Thu May 02, 2013 10:13 pm

I think the only analogy that would make sense here would be childbirth vs balls in vice.

One can then create a graph depicting size of vagina vs size of baby, vs size of balls vs relative squeezing of vice both and at various lengths of time.

As someone eloquently put it before, certainly there is some overlap, not to mention some sick mofo scientists measuring a lot of junk.

by **SaMejoHn** on Thu May 02, 2013 10:23 pm

Gillipig wrote:I'd rather take 8 hours of childbirth than 8 hours of getting my balls kicked. My balls would take maybe 15 minutes of constant kicking before they got destroyed, soon after that I'd pass out and then sometime during the remaining 7 hour and 45 minutes of the beatdown I'd die. Childbirth is like a dream compared to 8 hours of getting your balls kicked.

by **rdsrds2120** on Thu May 02, 2013 10:25 pm

AAFitz wrote:I think the only analogy that would make sense here would be childbirth vs balls in vice.

One can then create a graph depicting size of vagina vs size of baby, vs size of balls vs relative squeezing of vice both and at various lengths of time.

As someone eloquently put it before, certainly there is some overlap, not to mention some sick mofo scientists measuring a lot of junk.