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Your ideal first-date [round 6] : going home

Postby ManBungalow on Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:07 pm

Today I'm going to try a poll thread.

I'll keep a record of the results in the first post.

Not voting is not an option.

To those who are not currently on the dating scene, assume you are.

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How old is your ideal date?
23-30

You're going to start off the date by sharing an exciting activity. What's it going to be?
Walking through the park

Where are you going to go for dinner?
Picnic followed by fancy Italian restaurant

The waiter trips and spills wine all over you. How do you handle the situation?
"It happens, but you're not getting a tip."

Your date drops the bomb: "I have two kids". How do you react?
"That's cool, how old are they/what are they called? etc"
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 1] : age

Postby nietzsche on Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:12 pm

I just voted.

Most people will imitate me now, and vote for 23-30 as well.
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 1] : age

Postby nietzsche on Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:12 pm

Also, there's no 12-18 option for xeno.
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 1] : age

Postby nietzsche on Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:14 pm

saxi just voted.
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 1] : age

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:24 pm

Assuming I'm not married and assuming that by "first date" we mean there will be dates in the future (and this will not be a one night stand), I copied Nietzsche. If one night stand, I might choose a different age range.
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 1] : age

Postby betiko on Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:28 pm

23-30 will win by megalosaurus
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 1] : age

Postby Ace Rimmer on Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:31 am

nietzsche wrote:Also, there's no 12-18 option for xeno.


Agreed, this is a shitty poll.
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 1] : age

Postby iAmCaffeine on Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:36 am

18 - 22 yo.

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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 1] : age

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jun 07, 2013 12:22 pm

No 1-9. f*ck this shit.
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 2] : activity

Postby ManBungalow on Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:04 pm

I haven't seen xeno around lately.

One can only assume that the FBI caught him and had one of their nice chats.


That notwithstanding, the 23-30 age bracket wins the round.
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 2] : activity

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:22 pm

Where's our reward, ManB?
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 2] : activity

Postby / on Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:36 pm

Does "sharing" fellatio with a date involve a three way with some guy and/or extreme contortion?
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 2] : activity

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:40 pm

>implying skydiving and fellatio are mutually exclusive
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 2] : activity

Postby betiko on Fri Jun 07, 2013 9:46 pm

/ wrote:Does "sharing" fellatio with a date involve a three way with some guy and/or extreme contortion?

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 3] : dinner

Postby ManBungalow on Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:07 pm

/ wrote:Does "sharing" fellatio with a date involve a three way with some guy and/or extreme contortion?

Good question.

Thankfully, the walk through the park was pleasant, and so we don't have to broach that crucial question just yet.


You're both hungry, and you're paying. Where are you going to go for dinner?
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 3] : dinner

Postby rishaed on Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:11 pm

Y you no have Japanese Teppan Grill????
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 3] : dinner

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:03 pm

I'd cook.
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 3] : dinner

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:32 pm

Jones'll cook
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 3] : dinner

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:14 pm

fellatio
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 3] : dinner

Postby ManBungalow on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:24 pm

saxitoxin wrote:fellatio

No saxi, this round you're eating out.

Or in.

I do feel that I should have added a Cooking option.
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 3] : dinner

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:12 am

Your avi is wearing the right hat.
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 4] : table service

Postby ManBungalow on Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:57 pm

As we have a tie between n/a because you've brought a picnic and Fancy Italian restaurant, you're going to do both. In that order.

So far you've had a walk in the park and a picnic with your date aged 23-30. Now you're sat comfortably in a posh Italian restaurant. However, the waiter trips and spills wine on you...vote in the poll already.
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 4] : table service

Postby rishaed on Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:28 pm

O.o It voted for me.
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 4] : table service

Postby betiko on Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:18 pm

When is the part about discussing if anal is convenient on the first date?
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Re: Your ideal first-date [round 4] : table service

Postby iAmCaffeine on Tue Jun 11, 2013 6:03 am

I wouldn't actually tell the waiter/waitress they're not getting a tip, I just wouldn't give it to them.

Also, +1:
betiko wrote:When is the part about discussing if anal is convenient on the first date?
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