Your ideal first-date [round 6] : going home

[ManBungalow]

When is the part about discussing if anal is convenient on the first date?

Soon.


You deal with the situation with the spilled wine calmly, and you laugh it off comfortably with your date.


Next up comes the dramatic revelation. Vote in the poll.

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Whew, less work for me...

[betiko]

well i voted cool what are their names ect, which in my male language means "let's be friends then". I mean 1 kid, maybe could think about it, but 2 nah! she's not a woman anymore, she's a mother with a shit ass schedule.

[Haggis_McMutton]

See, here the genius of choosing a 60+ years old woman really shines. The kids are probably in their thirties.

[2dimes]

See, here the genius of choosing a 60+ years old woman really shines. The kids are probably in their thirties.

... and might be hot.

[Gillipig]

Ask her if they have sexually matured yet. Best way to end the date. Or, it could potentially set you up with a mother/daughter threesome. It's a gamble to but you only live once man.

[ManBungalow]

You showed a legitimate interest in your date's two children, which you discover are aged 3 and 2, and are called "Honeycloud" and "Twinklecheeks" respectively. Your calm reaction puts your date at ease, like a major hurdle has been cleared.

But now it's time to leave. You've both enjoyed your meal, and the staff were very apologetic about the spilled wine.

What's your next move? Use your imagination for this one, and then vote in the poll.

[betiko]

I d abort mission immediately. I d be wondering how i got in such situation in the first place.

[jonesthecurl]

wait. Who's looking after her kids right now? Also, my rule number one eventually became "Avoid the really odd women". And those names? I could go for a woman with kids ( have done, often enough. no huhu), but now she's beginning to scare me.

[betiko]

wait. Who's looking after her kids right now? Also, my rule number one eventually became "Avoid the really odd women". And those names? I could go for a woman with kids ( have done, often enough. no huhu), but now she's beginning to scare me.

You also have a huge wine stain on your shirt. Everybody is looking at you and laughing!

[jonesthecurl]

wait. Who's looking after her kids right now? Also, my rule number one eventually became "Avoid the really odd women". And those names? I could go for a woman with kids ( have done, often enough. no huhu), but now she's beginning to scare me.

You also have a huge wine stain on your shirt. Everybody is looking at you and laughing!

With a dress sense as bad as mine I should worry.

[betiko]

i thought this thread was called your ideal first date, but the narrator just worked hard on making it horrible!

I'm surprised there wasn't some other revelations such as I have a penis, a wig because i have cancer, and aids.