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List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:24 am

1. Nathan Horton
2. Philip Rivers
3. Leo Dicaprio





to be continued
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby john9blue on Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:52 am

i'm a bit surprised to not see funkyterrance on this list.

thought you two were mortal enemies?
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:56 am

john9blue wrote:i'm a bit surprised to not see funkyterrance on this list.

thought you two were mortal enemies?


enemies implies we have near equal prowess.

The only thing FT does better than me is be fucking annoying.

I take solace knowing the third Law of Pokemon states that FT will eventually hurt himself in confusion.
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby Serbia on Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:44 am

When will Tuukka Rask make this list?

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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby thegreekdog on Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:46 am

Army of GOD wrote:enemies implies we have near equal prowess.


I'm pretty sure Philip Rivers would beat the shit out of you.

Leonardo Dicaprio is also on my list.
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:05 am

Army of GOD wrote:I take solace knowing the third Law of Pokemon states that FT will eventually hurt himself in confusion.

TouchƩ.

I resent the equal prowess remark though, I can probably still beat the elite four with my hands tied behind my back and that's with like mostly level 40 Pokemon.
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:04 am

I don't think there is anyone I'd want to punch in the face. I'm a pretty non-violent monkey that doesn't get riled up. That said, AOG is enticing.


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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:19 am

Army of GOD wrote:1. Nathan Horton
2. Philip Rivers
3. Leo Dicaprio
4. Napolean Dynamite
5. M. Night Shyamalan
6. AOG



to be continued

Added some much needed members to that list.
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby Symmetry on Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:56 am

Elbow in tn the face?
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:47 pm

Horatio Hornblower should be on the list. I am sick of his do-gooding and will rout his ship.
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:54 pm

thegreekdog wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:enemies implies we have near equal prowess.


I'm pretty sure Philip Rivers would beat the shit out of you.

Leonardo Dicaprio is also on my list.


If he fights as poorly as he throws, I'm sure an ant could kick his ass.
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:29 pm

4. Lil Wayne
5. The inventor of the Hatchback
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby nietzsche on Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:06 pm

why me?
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:09 pm

Every rapper in modern music.
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby Gillipig on Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:13 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Every rapper in modern music.

Aye, "lil bitch" for example has a very punch inviting face.

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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:16 pm

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Every rapper in modern music.


I sort of agree but don't really. I don't really agree because the term rapper is thrown around way too fucking much. Lil Wayne, Drake, Wiz Khalifa, etc. are not rappers. They are pop-rappers. There is a difference.

I want to punch all pop-rappers in the face. Real rappers (Nas, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, etc.) are awesome.

My general rule is that if you use auto-tune you are a piece of shit and deserve to get kicked in the nards.
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:18 pm

Add Aunt Jamima to this list.
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:28 pm

Ye, Nas owns. Say what you want about lil wayne, he's the real deal. He doesn't bother me one bit.
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby Gillipig on Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:50 am

I find anyone who doesn't think lil wayne is annoying to be annoying. Welcome to my list of people I find annoying FT. Be on your guard lil punk!
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby ooge on Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:09 am

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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:30 am

The guy who invented unpoppable bubble wrap.

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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby john9blue on Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:35 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:The guy who invented unpoppable bubble wrap.


wtf? this actually exists?

more likely you're just a b-wrap amateur. once you've been popping for years and perfected your technique, then maybe you can hang with the pros (they call me "big poppa")
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby TA1LGUNN3R on Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:46 am

big poppa wrote:
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:The guy who invented unpoppable bubble wrap.


wtf? this actually exists?

more likely you're just a b-wrap amateur. once you've been popping for years and perfected your technique, then maybe you can hang with the pros (they call me "big poppa")


Nope, they're big bubbles with lots of give in 'em. You can't pop them even if you step on them.

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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby Woodruff on Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:48 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:The guy who invented unpoppable bubble wrap.


Now that sounds like a certified capital-C Communist right there.
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Re: List of people I want to punch in the face

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:27 am

6. BigBallinStalin
7. Jane Austen
8. the guy who invented ear buds
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