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Re: your ideal day with GreecePWNS/TheGreekDog or Lootifer

Postby laughingcavalier on Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:04 pm

GreecePwns/TGD: playing backgammon in a bar by the sea with a vine over the terrace, swapping philosophical asides.
Lootifer: I dont know this guy - maybe he could steal an evergreen for me and we decorate it with Xmas lights.
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Re: your ideal day with GreecePWNS/TheGreekDog or Lootifer

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:08 pm

I like how no one apparently thinks TGD and GP are good for anything except discussing philosophy or doing math.

Just to test my theory, I think the next CC'er for "Your Ideal Day" will either be Shamrock McWhiskey or Vagina "Big Mouth" Titsberger. (Probably Shamrock McWhiskey, though. It's hard to get in-touch with Vagina since she became a Field Marshal.)
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Re: your ideal day with GreecePWNS/TheGreekDog or Lootifer

Postby notyou2 on Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:20 pm

With the Greekies:
Shots of Ouzo on the Isle of Lesbos, then more Bacchanal debauchery.

Chummin with Loot:
12 hours of sheep shearing then mutton roasting.
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Re: your ideal day with GreecePWNS/TheGreekDog or Lootifer

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:05 pm

TGD/GP
12 hour REAL WWE: BBS versus puny GreecePWNS and puny TheGreekDog. You wimps will be begging for momma after 10 minutes.


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Re: your ideal day with GreecePWNS/TheGreekDog or Lootifer

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:05 pm

THE GREEK'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

The Greeks will now choose which suggestions they prefer by each selecting their top 3 options:

- 12 hours of MarioParty/MarioKart while hanging out with BBS with Army of God
- 12 hours of building, and shooting, a potato cannon with wauw
- 12 hours of getting plastered and watching the RedWings with Serbia
- 12 hours of sightseeing with RDS
- 12 hours of playing backgammon in a bar by the sea with a vine over the terrace, swapping philosophical asides with LaughingCavalier
- 12 hours of shots of Ouzo on the Isle of Lesbos, then more Bacchanal debauchery, with notyou2
- 12 hours of wrestling with BBS

LOOTIFER'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

- 12 hours of playing rugby, having a nice steak dinner, then an enjoyable night out with Army of God
- 12 hours of building, and shooting, a potato cannon with wauw
- 12 hours of shaking hands and then waiting for a suggestion with Serbia (which will end up being an enema, per Lootifer)
- 12 hours of not being sure with RDS
- 12 hours of stealing, then decorating with XMas lights, an evergreen tree for Laughingcavalier
- 12 hours of sheep shearing then mutton roasting* with notyou2
- 12 hours of talking, followed by a good time with "pretty female friends" with BBS


* looked up what "mutton roasting" meant in Urban Dictionary but it's too graphic to post a link
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby saxitoxin on Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:08 pm

Army of God
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Postby 2dimes on Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:18 pm

Catering an inter-racial wedding for a lesbian amputee colonel.
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:21 pm

Aog tied down with my jock strap strapped to his face and 12 hours of good old-fashioned sniffing.
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby john9blue on Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:39 pm

aog tied down with my jock strap strapped to his face and 12 hours of good old-fashioned sniffing while giving funkyterrance a titty twister
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby nietzsche on Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:23 am

AoG

First soccer match. I'd be the striker in one team and AoG will be a defender in the other. Just to show him Americans can't play soccer, they are too naive for it. Shower and a couple of beers later (me, he will have 2 gatorades because he doesn't drink), we arrive at Fenway Park were we get to see the Red Sox beat the Yankees 16-1. Then he invites me to his house where I make out with his sister for the rest of the night.
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Re: your ideal day with GreecePWNS/TheGreekDog or Lootifer

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:15 am

saxitoxin wrote:THE GREEK'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

The Greeks will now choose which suggestions they prefer by each selecting their top 3 options:

- 12 hours of MarioParty/MarioKart while hanging out with BBS with Army of God
- 12 hours of building, and shooting, a potato cannon with wauw
- 12 hours of getting plastered and watching the RedWings with Serbia
- 12 hours of sightseeing with RDS
- 12 hours of playing backgammon in a bar by the sea with a vine over the terrace, swapping philosophical asides with LaughingCavalier
- 12 hours of shots of Ouzo on the Isle of Lesbos, then more Bacchanal debauchery, with notyou2
- 12 hours of wrestling with BBS


(1) Serbia
(2) Laughingcavalier
(3) Notyou2
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:04 am

12 hours of p(r)imping and entering AOG into child beauty pageants.


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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby jonesthecurl on Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:06 am

Dog shows, maybe.
That's the only way he's fetching.
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:50 am

AoG - join a rugby match, drink beers, engage in a dwarf-punching contest... and apparently Mario Kart.
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:20 am

thegreekdog wrote:AoG - join a rugby match, drink beers, engage in a dwarf-punching contest... and apparently Mario Kart.


f*ck off, you didn't want to play Mario Kart with me already.
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby saxitoxin on Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:23 am

nietzsche wrote:we arrive at Fenway Park were we get to see the Red Sox beat the Yankees 16-1. Then he invites me to his house where I make out with his sister for the rest of the night


so this ideal day with AoG involves both Derek Jeter and nietzsche being stranded on 1st
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby Serbia on Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:59 pm

With AoG, I'd want to watch as the Heat, Penguins and Red Sox all lose on the same day. And the Broncos #1 draft pick deciding that he'd rather become a Buddhist monk than try to help Denver win a Super Bowl. While laughing at his sports teams, I'll make a ton of short jokes at his expense. Also, drink ourselves to oblivion (which for A0G will take like 1 beer, because he's short).

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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby laughingcavalier on Fri Jun 14, 2013 6:17 pm

Will introduce AoG to the world's greatest diminutive singing comedian, bard of the Welsh rugby team, Max Boyce, and play through his complete recordings and sing along to every chorus. Drinking Brains of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gROd223xK4
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby DoomYoshi on Sat Jun 15, 2013 5:35 am

Our day will play out exactly like the Beavis and Butthead SNES game, but we will see a better band than GWAR at the end of it.
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:30 am

I'll sit in a sidewalk cafe and get drunk while AoG shops for platform shoes.
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby Crazyirishman on Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:27 am

We could reenact part of silence of the lambs, He can dance around like Buffalo bill with his penis tucked in between his legs, while funkyterrance sits in a hole crying. I'll be the young FBI trainee trying to find them. Not sure who would play Hannibal though.
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:27 am

laughingcavalier wrote:Will introduce AoG to the world's greatest diminutive singing comedian, bard of the Welsh rugby team, Max Boyce, and play through his complete recordings and sing along to every chorus. Drinking Brains of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gROd223xK4
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Jun 15, 2013 11:17 am

Crazyirishman wrote:We could reenact part of silence of the lambs, He can dance around like Buffalo bill with his penis tucked in between his legs, while funkyterrance sits in a hole crying. I'll be the young FBI trainee trying to find them. Not sure who would play Hannibal though.

BBS would play hannibal, obviously.
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:36 pm

AOG's IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

AOG will now choose which suggestions he prefers by selecting his top 3 options:

- 12 hours of smelling FT's jock-strap
- 12 hours of smelling john9blue's jock-strap as john9blue massages FT's nipples
- 12 hours of playing soccer and showering with nietzsche
- 12 hours of being primped by Andy Dufresne for a child beauty pageant
- 12 hours of attending a dog show with jonesthecurl
- 12 hours of playing rugby, drinking beer and punching dwarfs with TGD
- 12 hours of watching the Heat, Penguins and Red Sox lose as Serbia laughs at him and drinks uncontrollably
- 12 hours of watching and singing along to Max Boyce while getting drunk with laughingcavalier
- 12 hours of LARP'ing the Beavis and Butthead SNES game with DoomYoshi
- 12 hours of shopping for platform shoes while being leered at by notyou2 from a nearby cafe
- 12 hours of dancing with a retracted penis for the amusement of crazyirishman
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Re: your ideal day with Army of God

Postby saxitoxin on Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:41 pm

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