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What would your father (or you as a father) enjoy doing on Father's Day?

 
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[Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:03 pm

So, lets hear it!


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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby thegreekdog on Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:11 pm

Here is my father's day weekend (I will enjoy all of these activities):

- Saturday - outdoor chores (spend time with children), driving range (during kids' naps), grill, videogames and beer by myself when everyone goes to bed
- Sunday - golf, spend time with children in afternoon, grill
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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:21 pm

If I wasn't far from my dad I'd probably play golf with him, but since I am I'm going to sit on my ass and do nothing.
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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby JBlombier on Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:22 pm

Where's the "Going to a bar with friends"-option?
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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby Woodruff on Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:26 pm

You forgot "This is my day, so can everyone please just leave me the f*ck alone?", otherwise known as the "introvert option".
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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:02 pm

I think that is a mix of staying in bed by yourself and going to the bar by yourself and playing video games by yourself.


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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:15 pm

Hmmmmm, I should open a bar for introverts. It could be little separate rooms, you could text your order and it would be placed in a milk chute style compartment.
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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby notyou2 on Fri Jun 14, 2013 5:24 pm

Playing D&D with friends.
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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby john9blue on Fri Jun 14, 2013 8:50 pm

you forgot "staying in bed with AOG's mom"
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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby AndyDufresne on Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:53 pm

I think that goes without saying.


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Postby Woodruff on Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:55 pm

2dimes wrote:Hmmmmm, I should open a bar for introverts. It could be little separate rooms, you could text your order and it would be placed in a milk chute style compartment.


I would certainly have a Coke or two in such an establishment. A Pepsi-flavored Coke, of course.
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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby Gilligan on Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:57 pm

Normally, my family just sits around the pool with burgers and chit chats.

Except that this year is the first year without the head of the family, so it's gonna suck.
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Postby 2dimes on Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:18 pm

Woodruff wrote:
2dimes wrote:Hmmmmm, I should open a bar for introverts. It could be little separate rooms, you could text your order and it would be placed in a milk chute style compartment.


I would certainly have a Coke or two in such an establishment. A Pepsi-flavored Coke, of course.

Better hurry. I'm pretty sure we're going to shut the doors. Jerks keep using the rooms for private sex dens instead of drinking and having a meal by themselves.
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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby Frito Bandito on Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:22 pm

Tennis with adults, badmitton with the kids, then bbq.------ with pinot and port:)
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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby fadedpsychosis on Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:30 am

were I at home I'd have a quiet toast to my dad who passed away quite some time ago... and though my wife and I are thinking about kids, we don't have any yet... if I did though, I'm pretty sure it'd be sleep in with the wife, maybe go see a movie with the family, then video game solo for a while
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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby notyou2 on Sat Jun 15, 2013 8:40 am

Eat steak and lobster while the rest of the family gets hotdogs.

IN YOUR FACE FAMILY!!!!!
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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby jonesthecurl on Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:32 am

The same thing as I do every day - try to take over the world.
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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby fadedpsychosis on Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:35 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:The same thing as I do every day - try to take over the world.

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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby Serbia on Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:48 pm

Watching a movie at home with the wife.

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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby tzor on Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:00 pm

My father is currently sleeping. I plan to take him out to dinner. My mom isn't coming because she has a medical procedure tomorrow and has to fast.
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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby fadedpsychosis on Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:09 pm

tzor wrote:My father is currently sleeping. I plan to take him out to dinner. My mom isn't coming because she has a medical procedure tomorrow and has to fast.

here's to your mom's health man
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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:09 pm

So the curlette made breakfast - fruit salad with key lime yoghurt, and cranberry and orange muffins. Then the curlson drove us to a Charlie Brown's where we had a very fine filet mignon , and I had a couple of beers (Sam's Summer Ale). I returned to find the following on my facebook page...

dear daddy,
you have officially been hacked by none other than your beautiful, loving, caring daughter! Just kidding, but i love you so much, and i thought that I'd let all of your cute little friends know how much you mean to [the curlson] and i. I thought that I'd better not over glamorize our dis-functional family, and this picture does just that. Thank you to best man in my life who has carried me on his shoulders until they almost broke, and has used those same shoulders to hold my head when I've cried. Thank you to the man who does all of the cooking and cleaning even when Mum is home. Thank you to the man who has the coolest job out of all of my friends dads. But most of all thank you for being the greatest man in my life to this day. I love you with all of my heart,[the curlette].


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Re: [Poll] Father Day Activites

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:19 pm

Here's the photo she uploaded.
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